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Root is among 282 foreign players looking to play in this year´s big-paying Indian Premier League NEW DELHI: England Test skipper and star batsman Joe Root is among 282 foreign players looking to play in this year´s big-paying Indian Premier League, the cricket board announced Saturday. The player auction for the 11th IPL Twenty20 tournament is set for January 27-28 in Bangalore, the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) said. Some 1,122 players will be on the auction block for the eight teams to bid for. "The list that has been sent out to the eight IPL franchises has 281 capped players, 838 uncapped players, including 778 Indians and three players from the associate nations," said a BCCI release. It predicted "a fierce bidding war" for Indian stars Gautam Gambhir and Yuvraj Singh, with spinners Ravichandran Ashwin, Harbhajan Singh, Ajinkya Rahane, Kuldeep Yadav and openers Lokesh Rahul and Murali Vijay also going under the hammer. Foreign stars will include Root, Ben Stokes, Chris Gayle, Chris Lynn, Eoin Morgan and Australian pace bowlers Mitchell Starc and Pat Cummins. While Root is a new IPL entrant, England stars like Stokes and limited-overs captain Morgan will be in running to hit the jackpot. England allrounder Stokes, who missed the Ashes after being suspended for a pub brawl, was signed for a record $2.16m by Rising Pune Supergiant last year. South African stars Hashim Amla, who hit two centuries for Kings XI Punjab last season, Faf du Plessis and Morne Morkel will also be expecting high bids. India captain Virat Kohli will pick up the IPL´s largest-ever salary -- $2.7 million -- in this year´s tournament after his team Royal Challengers Bangalore retained the star player.
ADMIN posted a blog entry in Geo News BlogFile Photo KARACHI: Law enforcement agencies (LEAs) shot dead a suspect late Friday night during an alleged encounter in the city's Abyssinia Lines area, they said. The suspect was initially taken into custody in a wounded state following the encounter but succumbed to his injuries. It was unclear whether he died on way to or at the hospital. Police also recovered weapons from the deceased suspect. Body recovered Rescue authorities recovered a dead body near Naala Stop in the metropolis' Orangi Town. The body is yet to be identified.
ADMIN posted a blog entry in FDF Online NewsUsing pick-up lines is possibly the most underrated concept in dating, at least that's what some people like to believe. I mean come on, doesn't it burn you boys up a little watching a suave guy at a party just making his way across the room smooth-talking with the ladies and blowing them away with nuclear lines? But, remember there is a thin line between being a sleaze ball and a man who knows his game too well. Thankfully, the latter remains on the heavier end of the scale and these pick-up lines are proof of the same. So, if you too want to smoothly transit from the former to the latter without looking like a douche, then take notes from these tried and tested pick-up lines that can help you make that ice-breaking conversation efficiently. Today is Diwali and while some are crying over the cracker ban, let's take a moment and realize that most of us happen to be single as well. So, let's set our priorities straight and focus on something that is the need of the hour – crackers or crackling pick-up lines. 1. Forget discounts, you are the best deal I've seen this Diwali. 2. When I wear ethnic clothes, every second girl falls for me…one and you. 3. Hey have you ever played Teen Patti? I am a Teen Patti champ. Do you wanna try your luck with me? 4. Hey, can you suggest me a good doctor? I am hurt because every time I see you, I fall for you. 5. You like wearing a saree right? Well, trust me you won't feel saree if you go out with me. 6. Hey are you smog? Because every time you're around, you take my breath away. 7. Hey, is your name Laxmi? Because you are the bomb. 8. Hey, is your name Fuljhadi? Because you're the spark that I have been looking for. 9. Hey, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? 10. I think you need to pay the rent for all this time you have been living in my heart. The amount is one date.
ADMIN posted a blog entry in FDF Online NewsSome of the best lines of a book are written at the very start. That's when you know if a book has managed to reel you in, or left you with too little fodder to go on by. And if you were ever to judge a book at all, let it not be by its cover; but, by its opening lines. Here are 20 books which happen to have some of the best opening lines you'd ever read. 1. Cat's Eye Author: Margaret Atwood “Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.” © Mcelland and Stewart 2. A Confederacy of Dunces Author: John Kennedy Toole “A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.” 3. The End Of The Affair Author: Graham Greene “A story has no beginning or end; arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.” © Barnes & Nobles 4. The Napolean Of Notting Hill Author: G. K Chesterton “The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children's games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end, which is a nuisance for the few people who grow up.” 5. The Hunger Games Author: Suzanne Collins “When I wake, the other side of the bed is cold.” © Scholastic 6. Catch – 22 Author: Joseph Heller “It was love at first sight.” 7. Life Of Pi Author: Yann Martel “My suffering left me sad and gloomy.” © Knopf Canada 8. A River Runs Through It Author: Norman Maclean “In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly-fishing.” 9. A Clockwork Orange Author: Anthony Burgess “That was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodooks what to do with the evening, flip dark chill inter bastard though dry.” © Penguin 10. The Portrait Of A Lady Author: Henry James “Under certain circumstances here are few hours I life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.” 11. City Of Glass Author: Douglas Coupland “It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of the night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone he was not.” © Coupland & McIntyre 12. The Stranger Author: Albert Camus “Mother died today.” 13. Paradise Author: Toni Morrisson “They shoot the white girl first.” © Amazon 14. I Capture The Castle Author: Dodie Smith “I write this sitting in the kitchen sink.” 15. Gone With The Wind Author: Margaret Mitchell “Scarlet O'Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as Tarleton twins were.” © Macmillan Publishers 16. Tracks Author: Robyn Davidson “We started dying before the snow, and like the snow, we continued to fall.” 17. Breakfast Of Champions Author: Kurt Vonnegut “This is a tale of a meeting of two lonesome, skinny, fairly old white men on a planet which was dying fast.” © Amazon Canada 18. The Trial Author: Franz Kafka “Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested.” 19. Notes From Underground Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky “I am a sick man… I am a spiteful man.” © Vintage 20. Moby Dick Author: Herman Melville “Call me Ishmael.”
ADMIN posted a blog entry in FDF Online News<p class="MsoNormal">Well, it feels like we're one step closer to digital India!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Next month onwards, people will no longer be required to carry a smartcard or waste their time standing in long queues to buy a ticket to ride the Mumbai Metro. The Reliance Infrastructure-promoted Mumbai Metro One has plans to introduce mobile tracking in order to ensure a faster and hassle-free commute for the people.</p> <p class="articleimg"><img id="ed-img" class="art-lazy imwidth-full" title="People Will Now Be Able To Book Your Mumbai Metro Tickets With Their Phone" src="http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2017/Jul/image2-twitter-1501159783.jpg" alt="People Will Now Be Able To Book Your Mumbai Metro Tickets With Their Phone" data-original="http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2017/Jul/image2-twitter-1501159783.jpg" />© Twitter</p> <p class="MsoNormal">This basically means that commuters can just buy tickets or monthly passes using their Mumbai Metro App, and then they just have to pay with their mobile wallets or e-wallet, which will generate a QR code, according to officials.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">And then, while travelling, the commuter just has to place their mobile screen near the gate's sensor, and the code will be scanned automatically.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Officials also added that this new system will be the first mobile-based system to be implemented in the country.</p> <p class="articleimg"><img id="ed-img" class="art-lazy imwidth-full" title="People Will Now Be Able To Book Your Mumbai Metro Tickets With Their Phone" src="http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2017/Jul/image3-twitter-1501159849.jpg" alt="People Will Now Be Able To Book Your Mumbai Metro Tickets With Their Phone" data-original="http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2017/Jul/image3-twitter-1501159849.jpg" />© Twitter</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Commuters will no longer need to go to a ticket counter or to customer care to get a ticket or a pass. All you need now is a smartphone,” said a senior official.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">But, even after this new system is in place, there are no plans to stop the sale of single and return journey tokens, 45-trip monthly passes and store value passes over the counter, in order to accommodate everyone. At least, there won't be long lines anymore, hopefully.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The senior official added, “Most popular Metros in the world such as the London underground and the New York and Singapore subways use mobility cards.”</p> <p class="articleimg"><img id="ed-img" class="art-lazy imwidth-full" title="People Will Now Be Able To Book Your Mumbai Metro Tickets With Their Phone" src="http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2017/Jul/image4-twitter-1501159926.jpg" alt="People Will Now Be Able To Book Your Mumbai Metro Tickets With Their Phone" data-original="http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2017/Jul/image4-twitter-1501159926.jpg" />© Twitter</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Mumbai is leading right now, but Delhi and Kolkata are not that far behind. This mobile-based system obviously has huge advantages and is quite beneficial for the people and the other cities are planning to introduce it soon as well.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Side note: In the whole Mumbai vs Delhi debate, Mumbai is winning as of now, at least in this area. Delhi, time to catch up!</p>
ADMIN posted a blog entry in FDF Online NewsFor the past few days, there has been a lot of drama surrounding the position of the Indian Cricket team's coach. With Anil Kumble most probably on his way out, the BCCI is looking for more options. As of now, we have no idea who will take the coveted position, but the race for it just got a lot more interesting. Reportedly, Virender Sehwag just sent a two line application to BCCI to put himself in the running. Since Sehwag is the mentor of Indian Premier League (IPL) franchise Kings XI Punjab, he is obviously in touch with the current pool of Indian players and has experience working with them as well. The now famous two-line application read, "Mentor and a coach of Kings XI Punjab in the Indian Premier League and has played with all these (Indian) boys before." © Twitter The amusing application has even stunned the Supreme Court-appointed Committee of Administrators (CoA), who immediately asked him to send in a proper application with a full resume. According to a report of Indian Express, a BCCI source said, “Sehwag being Sehwag has sent his application in two lines. There was no CV attached to it. We had to ask him to send his CV too along with his application. After all, it will be the first time he is set to appear for the interview.” Yes, very well known for trolling on Twitter, Sehwag was just being Sehwag and Twitter did not let it go this time. Here are the most hilarious reactions to his two line application : There were a lot of jokes about what those two lines could be Virender Sehwag just sent two lines résumé to BCCI for Indian Coach Post: - Former Indian Cricketer - Famous on Twitter — Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) June 6, 2017 BCCI: what will be your policy for Indian team as a coach? Sehwag: see ball, hit Ball. BCCI: see way, get away. — आदर्श बालक (@khurafatijaat) June 6, 2017 *Exclusive* Sehwag's complete Resume released by BCCI It says- "Lena hai to lo.. Warna kat lo..." https://t.co/h8TCCkuH2j — Nikhil (@Nykhil) June 6, 2017 Sehwag forwards two-line resume for India coach job. Must be: Play your natural game. Hit boundaries when in your 90s. — Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) June 6, 2017 Some jokes about the whole situation But probably also a hashtag and some smileys. https://t.co/EprELIT1fr — Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) June 6, 2017 Sehwag sent 2 liner CV to BCCI. This is what happened when you got used to 1 liner jokes. — Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s) June 6, 2017 Sehwag's application for Indian cricket Team coach would be in 140 characters. — Monica (@monicas004) June 6, 2017 There were talks about what a badass move this was Virender Sehwag sent a ‘two-line resume’ to the BCCI while applying for the Indian cricket team coach’s job.#FollowYourSport #FYSFunnies pic.twitter.com/HlpODYX8kZ — Follow Your Sport (@followyoursport) June 7, 2017 In his defense, he's valued simplicity all his life. https://t.co/NIZAlo1hET — Shiamak Unwalla (@ShiamakUnwalla) June 6, 2017 Quite shocking two lines? All he had to do was just put his name, two words, anything more superfluous 🤠 https://t.co/yWHD96cXw1 — Iceyes (@iceyesore) June 6, 2017 That header must be 'Virender Sehwag' nam hi kafi hai..Attacking & destructive.. @virendersehwag https://t.co/yL78yK5mWV — ㅤ (@MrKunalM) June 6, 2017 And some were quite angry as well Just cos he is Sehwag makes it fine to do comedy for a serious job application?! Making a mockery of this situation. — Chetan Narula (@chetannarula) June 6, 2017 BCCI is either extremely stupid or supremely genius to consider him. Not sure which. https://t.co/W6ecP8o7PV — cricBC (@cricBC) June 6, 2017
waqas dar posted a blog entry in Geo News BlogFrench President Emmanuel Macron appointed his first cabinet on Wednesday mixing Socialists, centrists and rightwingers with newcomers to politics as he pressed ahead with plans to create a broad governing coalition. The new cabinet of 22 people meets campaign pledges of being smaller than its predecessors and having gender parity, with European lawmaker Sylvie Goulard landing the prestigious defence portfolio. She will take over from veteran Socialist Jean-Yves Le Drian who will move over to foreign affairs, while rightwinger Bruno Le Maire was appointed economy minister. Other key figures instrumental in Macron's sensational victory in this month's election were given senior roles, with the Socialist mayor of Lyon, Gerard Collomb, named as interior minister while centrist ally Francois Bayrou becomes justice minister. Macron and his centre-right prime minister Edouard Philippe faced a tricky balancing act in choosing their first government, with 39-year-old Macron needing to keep his allies happy while opening up positions to Philippe's rightwing Republicans party. France's youngest ever president wants to create a new centrist force in French politics -- at the expense of the traditional Socialist and Republicans parties -- which will be put to the test in parliamentary elections next month. Without a parliamentary majority, he will find it hard to push through his ambitious plans to loosen France's strict labour laws, boost entrepreneurship and reduce class sizes in tough neighbourhoods. Sewing up the middle ground His appointment of Le Maire as economy minister and fellow Republicans MP Gerald Darmanin as public accounts minister was seen as an attempt to neuter his right-wing opponents, still reeling from their defeat in the presidential vote. Republicans secretary general, Bernard Accoyer, said Le Maire and Darmanin had been excluded from the party for accepting Macron's outstretched hand and accused Macron of trying to "sew up the democratic debate" by poaching from his rivals. In the opposite camp, the Socialists have shown greater readiness to work with Macron, who quit the departing Socialist government to run for president. But Le Drian was one of only two outgoing ministers to be kept on, reflecting Macron's desire for a fresh approach. Besides seasoned politicians, his team features several new faces drawn from the sports, arts and NGO worlds. Olympic fencing champion Laura Flessel was named sports minister, star environmentalist Nicolas Hulot -- who had spurned multiple offers of cabinet roles from previous presidents -- accepted the ecology brief and crusading publisher Francoise Nyssen took charge of culture. The health, education and transport portfolios also went to newcomers, all of them experts in their field. The far-right National Front dismissed the changes as window-dressing, accusing Macron of "recycling" politicians from the mainstream left and right. The announcement of the line-up was delayed by 24 hours on Tuesday, with the presidency saying it needed more time to carry out more extensive screening of candidates. Macron has promised a new law introducing higher ethical standards for lawmakers as one of his first pieces of legislation and was keen to avoid possible embarrassments, aides said. EU priority In his busy first week, Macron met EU Council President Donald Tusk in Paris late Wednesday as he tackles his top foreign priority of reforming the European Union. Macron said he was "counting on President Tusk and his leadership to take the work of reforming (the EU) further," adding: "Europe needs your energy and your imagination." Tusk was one of the first prominent European voices to congratulate Macron on his May 7 presidential election runoff victory over far-right and anti-EU politician Marine Le Pen. Macron, who ran a staunchly pro-European campaign, kept with tradition by visiting German Chancellor Angela Merkel on Monday in his first trip abroad after taking office. The pair now at the centre of the European project vowed to give it new impetus, saying they were ready to change treaties if necessary. Macron has urged a deepening of the EU to fight off a recent surge of populism on the continent.
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