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  1. Prime Minister Narendra Modi received the US President Donald Trump at Ahmedabad's Sardar Vallabhai Patel International Airport on Monday. This is Trumpâs maiden visit to India and is solely focused on strengthening the ties between the two countries. © Twitter/Narendra Modi President Trump arrived with his wife Melania Trump and a team of 12-member delegation along with his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner in India. The Trumps first visited the Sabarmati Ashram in Ahmedabad and then headed towards the âNamaste Trumpâ rally held at Motera stadium, the biggest cricket stadium in the world. However, several moments since their arrival have given way to a meme fest on social media. Trumpâs speech invoking Sachin Tendulkar and DDLJ, and his visit to the Taj Mahal have since inspired hilarious jokes and memes from people from across the country on Twitter. Also, since Trumpâs arrival, hashtags such as #TrumpIndiaVisit #NamasteTrump #TrumpIndia have been trending on social media. © Reuters/PM Check out some of the reactions here Lol. Very gracious of Donald Trump to draw the design of Bandra-Worli sea link instead of his signature. #NamasteyTrump pic.twitter.com/LspkrwrqLN â Pratik (@fake_engineer7) February 24, 2020 This is so true. Normal. Suddenly when Heart Rate. Crush pass..#TrumpIndiaVisit pic.twitter.com/k9kMiO2bTD â Mansi Fule (@mansifule) February 24, 2020 Hahaha. Trump drew his ECG reports instead of signature to show us that he loves India from his heart #TrumpInIndia#NamasteyTrump#TrumpIndiaVisit pic.twitter.com/wZjCMnWVZd â CHIRAG (@Aladdin_ka_) February 24, 2020 This is all of us.. when ur attendace is very low and teacher asks you to bring a letter from Dad to sit in the class #NamasteyTrump pic.twitter.com/3V0OTCb5Mp â prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) February 24, 2020 You tell us? Sign or Cardiogram? #NamasteyTrump pic.twitter.com/AJdpsCYAsk â Aditi Varma (@aditivarma84) February 24, 2020 Trump mentioned Sachin Tendulkar and Virat Kohli in his speech and how could people not have crazy reactions to it. Unfortunately, Trump even fumbled with few prominent names that have inspired hilarious memes. Suchin Trendulkar and Vurat kholly. Via - Donald Trump#TrumpInIndia #NamasteyTrump pic.twitter.com/ttT5cAbD19 â Shashwat ï¸ (@_Shakti_maan) February 24, 2020*Trump comes out of Airport* Rikshaw Wala outside the airport: #TrumpInIndia #TrumpIndiaVisit pic.twitter.com/uCmE9Urcug â Tweetera (@DoctorrSays) February 24, 2020When Your American Friend Forgot Your iPhone Gift...#TrumpInIndia pic.twitter.com/mhNyY5LH5X â Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) February 24, 2020 Now, this had to happen. #TrumpInIndia #TrumpVisitIndia Some unseen pictures of Trump and his family from the Taj Mahal's visit. pic.twitter.com/bnWtr6BsZu â Kriticism (@indianpunner) February 24, 2020 Every kid visiting Taj Mahalâ¦. Live pics from #TrumpInIndia at Taj Mahal pic.twitter.com/bU6jYeAVzg â The Notoriouss B.E.E . (@chatpataka100) February 24, 2020 LOL Trump Agra pohochte hi... (Picture from Future)#TrumpInIndia #TrumpModiMeet pic.twitter.com/S5rSNpDnZ6 â Yennefer (@Ladki_Nakhreli) February 24, 2020 President Trumpâs visit to the Sabarmati Ashram and his signature on the visitorâs book prompted these reactions. He wrote, "The Taj Mahal inspires awe. A timeless testament to the rich and diverse beauty of Indian culture. Thank you, India.â According to the news reports, Trump will hold delegation-level talks with PM Modi in Delhi on the last day of his India visit. View the full article
  2. The only thing people can talk about today is Budget 2020, quite understandably. It was presented by Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman in the Lok Sabha today in a session that lasted about two and a half hours. Honestly, I don't understand it at all but basically here are the highlights. For people with an income between Rs 5 lakh and Rs 7.5 lakh per annum, tax rates have been reduced to 10%, and for those earning between Rs 7.5 lakh to Rs 10 lakh per annum, the income tax rate has now been slashed to 15% from 20%. For people in the Rs 10 lakh and Rs 12.5 lakh slab, the tax rate is now 25% and for those earning up to Rs 5 lakh, no tax shall be levied. However, the main problem with the Budget 2020 presentation was that this information was revealed at the very end. People probably got tired of waiting and used the time in a productive way - making memes. Just like every year, Twitter is flooded with jokes about the Budget this time as well, since meme is the only language that anybody can understand. #Budget2020 Nobody: CAs today: pic.twitter.com/6CfKHDxhrf â Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 1, 2020 Oops. #Budget2020 Govt collecting tax from Middle Class: pic.twitter.com/qSZb2ui5FN â رÙÙاÙا (@RomanaRaza) February 1, 2020 I'm confused. You can benefit from the new tax slabs if you forego the existing deductions which help you save tax. #Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/mT5Nt9nsGT â Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 1, 2020 Hmm. Me calculating the income tax I have to pay without working. #Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/O2xxHLOD3j â Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 1, 2020 Poor guy. Cant blame him.. Anyone else struggling to keep awake ?#Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/UbofdMq4Wg â My Fellow Indians (@MyFellowIndians) February 1, 2020 Oh no. Farmers After Every Budget..#Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/Z6CBg4yAuo â Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) February 1, 2020 "It's been 84 years." Middle class waiting for income tax part of the budget speech.. #Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/DiOfpAE1G9 â The-Lying-Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 1, 2020 Good comparison. Budget is like new year resolution, new schemes announcements every year without fulfilling them#Budget2020 â DR. GILL 2.0 (@ikpsgill1) February 1, 2020 I was a commerce student and I understand nothing. Commerce students watching the budget. #Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/QatNZA0aZY â Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 1, 2020 Ouch. Benefits for middle class people.#Budget2020 #BudgetSession2020 pic.twitter.com/XF8KZDDpUm â 㤠㤠㤠(@theesmaarkhan) February 1, 2020 Good idea. #Budget2020 Chumma keep announcing schemes. Maybe they should start each budget with a small report card on the status of the schemes announced last year. â Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 1, 2020 Same. Middle class opinion on Tax cut after Budget 2020#Budget2020 pic.twitter.com/BHvXn4AMxL â Santosh Kamath (@BeingBewda) February 1, 2020 View the full article
  3. Ever since his appointment as head coach of the Indian cricket team, Ravi Shastri, despite his intentions, has always managed to grab the limelight for all the wrong reasons. Losing the top job to Anil Kumble in 2016, Shastri had slammed Sourav Ganguly, who was then part of the Cricket Advisory Committee (CAC) responsible for picking the new coach, for being disrespectful in the interview process. A year later, when he was eventually appointed as Team India coach, Shastri's antics in the dressing room and uncanny comments about the game often made him the butt of all jokes on social media. No matter what he does, Shastri continues to be targeted by social media trolls and often becomes a subject of hilarious memes. #RaviShastri #meme à¤à¤à¤¡à¤à¥à¤à¤°: बà¥à¤²à¤¾ à¤à¤¿à¤à¥à¤ à¤à¤¿à¤à¥à¤, Me: pic.twitter.com/D9HjQT6hBV — SHAIKH IRFAN | عرÙا٠(@iam_shaikhirfan) October 21, 2019 More recently, the Indian head coach was laughed upon by fans after he was caught taking a nap in the pavilion during the third Test between India and South Africa in Ranchi. If his napping photo took the social media by storm, Shastri's brutally honest comments after India's emphatic triumph at the JSCA International Cricket stadium left everyone in splits. Following a 3-0 whitewash of the Proteas, Shastri said: "Ajinkya Rahane was always there in the middle order, he only needed to rediscover, which he did himself. Rohit is different class. As an opener he needed to have a different mindset, he acclimatised. It was a difficult pitch to start with but usne jhela". straight line: _________________________ dashed line: __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ dotted line: ........................................... iconic line: pic.twitter.com/OorOKh8K8S — Freak (@hobart_133) October 22, 2019 But, it was his comments on the mindset of the Indian team that took everyone by surprise. "Our philosophy has been 'bhaad mein gaya pitch (to hell with the pitch). We need to take 20 wickets and it doesn't matter if it's Mumbai, Auckland, Melbourne, anywhere. Once we have taken those 20 wickets, our batting, once it gets going is like smooth-running Ferrari," he quipped. chaar botal vodka, kaam mera roz ka ð — Shachindra Pandit (@shachindra18) October 22, 2019 शाशà¥à¤¤à¥à¤°à¥ भाठpic.twitter.com/iMcii68OGV — Kamina Chora (@chora_kamina) October 22, 2019 Goti man keeps coming up with gems — Saurabh (@Boomrah_) October 22, 2019 Subah subah laga ke aaya hai ye ð — Ace Procrastinator (@Olestoepoke) October 22, 2019 Bira brand ambassador should be him — Aruun Naaik (@19arun92) October 22, 2019 When u drink more than enough ....and suddenly ur turn come out ðð — Rajesh Ranjan (@RajRanjan78) October 22, 2019 pic.twitter.com/zQeR4qwVPK — Krishna (@1krishnaa) October 22, 2019 Jyada laga li — VIKRAM SINGH (@vsc011) October 22, 2019 Kohli be like- pic.twitter.com/E1EJrZCj3n — Daanveer âï¸ (@daanveers) October 22, 2019 Ye darubaaj ko bolne ka dhang nhi h ye Indian cricket team ka coach h — Dark Soul (@Justice_fikri) October 22, 2019
  4. Ever since the news of Sourav Ganguly emerging as a unanimous candidate for the position of Board of Control for Cricket in India's (BCCI) broke out, cricket pundits and fans have backed the former Indian captain to do good in his new role. While his impending appointment as the new BCCI chief has become the talk of the town, it was Ganguly's tongue-in-cheek response to a scribe that has taken social media by storm. After filing his nomination for the influential post, Ganguly was met with a hero's welcome upon his return to Kolkata recently. The former Indian cricketer also held a press conference where he answered numerous queries of the journalists in attendance. But, one question, in particular, evoked a hilarious response from Ganguly. Responding to the question whether he has spoken with Ravi Shastri, Ganguly left everyone in splits by saying, "Why? What has he (Shastri) has done now?". If his response brought a smile to the faces of scribes in the room, it further sparked a laugh riot amongst the Indian cricket fans on social media. © Twitter/@BCCI Those who don't know, Ganguly and Shastri haven't really seen eye to eye for a while now. During the interview process for the position of Team India coach in 2016, The duo was seen firing pot-shots at each other. The BCCI's Cricket Advisory Committee (CAC), which was comprised of Ganguly, Sachin Tendulkar and VVS Laxman, had picked Anil Kumble for the coaching job - a position Shastri had also applied for. After Kumble's appointment as coach, Shastri had accused Ganguly of being absent during his interview and said he found it "disrespectful". In response to the accusations, Ganguly said: "If Shastri thinks I was behind the appointment of Kumble as the coach and not him, then he is living in a fool's paradise". While we aren't sure if Ganguly's latest remark was yet another dig at Shastri, it surely got the fans cracking up hard on social media. After coming to know #Dada Sourav Ganguly going the BCCI president . Ravi Shastri be like !!! pic.twitter.com/enz8iGTOI0 — Trojan_Horse (@sampath0272) October 14, 2019 #SouravGanguly #BCCI#BCCIPresident **Sourav Ganguly has become new president of BCCI** Shastri, Anushka ,KL Rahul right now: https://t.co/XFd5n93bhv pic.twitter.com/Q2WT7FlYjA — Yogitað« (@momo_classygirl) October 14, 2019 When you know #SouravGanguly could be the next president of #BCCI . #Dada #dadagiri pic.twitter.com/40P2eUXs3c — V I P E R™ (@Offl_TheViper) October 14, 2019 My advice to Ravi , as #dada is new president of @BCCI#SouravGanguly#BCCI pic.twitter.com/NODwFC5XVv — Shailesh Jain (@janshailu56_j_) October 14, 2019 Ravi Shastri right now#SouravGanguly pic.twitter.com/WBPw8btEaX — Sameem Sheikh (@myselfsameem) October 14, 2019 Ravi shastri be like ð pic.twitter.com/NAegU2DDNd — Kishan Chauhan (@chauhan_kishan_) October 16, 2019 strong feeling that #ravishastri can be seen in 6-pack soon..!!! note- i didn't mean it's a #dada effect ðð𪠗 Santosh Josie (@secret_santa7) October 16, 2019 Trouble Trouble with bewde Shastri.... — Pradhanð®ð³ (@stateit__) October 16, 2019 Use to khushi aur gam dono mei chadhani h — Rishabh (@hateme_07) October 16, 2019 True af pic.twitter.com/CU6Z3Rkp6K — high on weedz (@pkmkb71) October 16, 2019 Aj bewde ne ek peg extra zaroor piyega ð — à¦°à¦à§à¦à¦¨ (@AnondoMoth) October 16, 2019 Saurav ganguly become BCCI president Ravi Shastri: pic.twitter.com/1tSLSW4rEd — Prashant Mane ð®ð³ (@imprashant775) October 14, 2019
  5. The 1992 World Cup champions, Pakistan, continue to remain an unpredictable brigade which is more than capable of crashing someone's party on their day. The ultimate underdogs at the ICC spectacle, Pakistan might have a fairly inexperienced squad going into the World Cup, but a mercurial side of their calibre still promises to go the distance. While the bowling has undoubtedly been their strong suit in recent times, it's Pakistan's fragile batting that was tipped as a major sign of worry going into the World Cup. And, in their opening encounter against West Indies, it was once again the irresponsible batting display by Sarfaraz Ahmed's men that got them in all sorts of trouble. Treading with caution early on, Pakistan were handed an early blow after Sheldon Cottrell dismissed opener Imam-ul-Haq (2) in the third over. Imam's opening partner Fakhar Zaman (22) looked good for a while but was eventually cleaned up by Andre Russell in the sixth over. Russell returned to haunt Pakistan again when he sent Haris Sohail (8) packing in the 10th over. © Reuters With their team reeling at 45/3, Pakistan desperately needed a partnership to get back on track and the likes of Babar Azam (22) and captain Sarfaraz (8) appeared like the perfect candidates to get them out of trouble. But, it wasn't meant to be. While Azam's lazy waft outside the off-stump led to his demise, Sarfaraz failed miserably in what would've been an easy tickle down to fine leg. With two of their batting mainstays back in the hut, Pakistan had no option but to seek stability from veteran batsman Mohammad Hafeez (16) who tried to hold fort at one end, but couldn't save the disaster at the other. As he stood helplessly at the non-striker's end, Pakistan lost three wickets - Imad Wasim (1), Shadab Khan (0) and Hasan Ali (1) - for a mere four runs. © Reuters Hafeez's resistance finally gave in when his efforts of thwarting Thomas's searing bouncer led to simple catch for Cottrell at fine leg in the 20th over. Wahab Riaz was the final nail in the coffin for Pakistan as Thomas picked his fourth wicket to put Pakistan out of their misery in the 22nd over. With Windies pace battery wreaking havoc - Thomas (4-27) and Holder (3-42), Pakistan were bowled out for a mere 105 runs - their second-lowest total in World Cup history. During the World Cup opener between England and South Africa, Matthew Hayden - who was commentating during that game - had predicted Pakistan to finish just above Afghanistan and Bangladesh in the ongoing tournament. While his fellow commentators including Dean Jones, questioned his decision to place Pakistan at such a lowly-spot, the dismal batting show by Sarfaraz's team has surely bolstered Hayden's claims. This is typical Pakistan ... They will no doubt go on an Win the World Cup ... !!! — Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) May 31, 2019 Afraid Pakistan are getting bullied by pace..... — Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) May 31, 2019 West Indies vs Pakistan ð#PAKvWI #CWC19pic.twitter.com/yds19i8PHd — The Cricketer (@TheCricketerMag) May 31, 2019 Pakistani ð¹ð¹ pic.twitter.com/k63nEH33kd — wellलॠð (@Wellutweet) May 31, 2019 Only hope left for Pakistan Cricket Team #CWC19 #WeHaveWeWill pic.twitter.com/qPjITjanvN — E (@eSHEIKH_) May 31, 2019 ð ð absolutely embarrassing this! — Hassam Rehman (@hassamr50) May 31, 2019 Very poor cricket by pakistan — Sadik (@sadik4) May 31, 2019 RIP Pakistan Cricket — Soh Ayl (@omi01324244) May 31, 2019
  6. Diljit Dosanjh is the golden boy right now enjoying the love and fame for literally everything he does. From songs to movies to world tours, he's acing it all and giving us more reasons to love him. The self-proclaimed Kylie Jenner fanboy is coming back with a Punjabi movie titled 'Shadaa' which is a laugh riot. The trailer gives you some vibes of 'Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety' but nevertheless, it's completely entertaining. The story follows an eternal bachelor which translates to 'Shadaa' in Punjabi played by Diljit, who dreams of getting married but later realises that bachelorhood is better. For a brief moment, he falls in love with Neeru Bajwa but later realises that his happiness lies in staying single. © brat films Eventually, after succumbing to the pressure of getting married, this 'Shadaa' decides to get married to a doll named Kylie and asks his parents to give their blessings. © brat films In case you are not well versed with the Punjabi language, the subtitles should help, but this movie surely proves that this dude here can sing, dress sharp, act in movies with a star cast like 'Udta Punjab' and then also blow us away with his great comic timing, all in one go!
  7. The much awaited laugh riot of the year, 'De De Pyaar De', released today amidst much hype. The movie is a family entertainer which deals with the issue of a 50-year-old man falling in love with a 26-year-old woman and facing disapproval from his family and ex-wife. The movie stars Ajay Devgn in the lead role, with Tabu playing the role of his ex-wife and Rakul Preet playing his love interest. So far, the audience reactions have been pretty good and people are calling it a laugh riot. In all, #DeDePyaarDeð is a Complete Package offering a real take on relationships without being stupid or preachy. It's different & defo a cut above the rest from most Bollywood clichès we have seen over the years. Rating: 4.25â­â­â­â­â¡[PAKKA Entertainment] #DeDePyaarDeReview pic.twitter.com/DkFBLdKriP — NJ ðð¥ (@Nilzrav) May 16, 2019 #DDPD is HILARIOUS , EMOTIONAL & MATURE FILM. Superbly written, Fantastic dialogues but above all BRILLIANT performances by Ajay ,Tabu & Rakul Director akvi ali as a Director has done a phenomenal job. Must watch film. SUPER HIT Rating- 4.5 ð#DeDePyaarDeReview By @SumitkadeI — Ajay Devgn Planet (@DevgnPlanet) May 16, 2019 #DeDePyaarDe Is truly entertaining ððð One of my best movies in recent times ð@Rakulpreet Is absolutely amazing and beautifullllllllll ððð⤠Addicted to Her ð¸ ð My rating : 4/5 ð#DeDePyaarDeReview pic.twitter.com/QqQG4NryRC — Harsha (@princeharsha07) May 17, 2019 People feel that the movie has handled a mature subject with enough amount of subtlety and infused much-needed slapstick humour at appropriate situations as well. The performances of the actors are also being applauded. #DeDePyaarDe deals with situations, deals with Love, balance between needs and responsibilities and most Important FAMILY well written, lavishly shot, properly executed, Brilliant dialogues@LuvFilms Congrats giving 4*/5 to this Brilliant film MUST WATCH #DeDePyaarDeReview — Rohit Jaiswal (@rohitjswl01) May 16, 2019 Watched #DeDePyaarDe I don't like RomComs But dis is one of The Best i have seen Bahut Sahi writing hai Bahut Sahi Kirdaar I really impressed because i feel dis one is really refreshing n bilkul bhi cliche nahi h Solid Entertainer My Rating - 3.75/5 #DeDePyaarDeReview — ð© (@Some1Dare) May 16, 2019 Multi starrer #DeDePyaarDe is not an another #luvranjans iconic movie. It has more dramatic plot than 20s movies. Was not a good watch. However @Rakulpreet was looking stunning throughout. #tabu steal the show with acting. #DeDePyaarDeReview — Sayantan Halder (@sayantanhalder) May 16, 2019 However, the movie does star Alok Nath who was a prime accused in the #metoo movement and that is questionable. Also, some viewers felt the movie was misogynistic or just created a certain kind of animosity towards women. #DeDePyaarDeReview An absolutely crappy and misogynistic film. Wheres the alt right's outrage over this film since tabu ties a rakhi to ajay and then sleeps with him. (Hindu customs anyone)? Or no outrage since ajays a modi supporter? — Kabir Dev (@kabirraga272) May 17, 2019 However, you can watch it for yourself and decide. Overall, the movie has received a lot of positive response so far.
  8. Arguably one of the greatest Test batsmen in history, VVS Laxman has managed to garner public interest for his expertise and analysis of the game, long after his retirement. His match reviews and commentating duties have made him one of the most respected voices in the sport. And, his current stint with the Indian Premier League (IPL) continues to enthral cricket fans. But, when he's not busy commentating or reviewing a cricket match, Laxman's social media activity has also struck a chord with the Indian cricket fans. But, for an Indian batting legend who was recently seen lashing out at the Committee of Administrators (CoA) in relation to a "conflict of interest" charge, Laxman appeared to be a jolly mood when he shared a picture of himself from a dentist's chair. Some pains are physical, some are mental, the one that is both is dental. Was having severe tooth pain & had to get my wisdom tooth extracted by my childhood friend @ParthSatwalekar who was my school & college captain and now is a successful dentist in Hyderabad. Blessed ðð¼pic.twitter.com/BVBAGs2r6z — VVS Laxman (@VVSLaxman281) April 30, 2019 Taking to Twitter, the 44-year-old shared his photo along with the wisdom tooth he got removed which was captioned: "Some pains are physical, some are mental, the one that is both is dental. Was having severe tooth pain & had to get my wisdom tooth extracted by my childhood friend @ParthSatwalekar who was my school & college captain and now is a successful dentist in Hyderabad. Blessed". While some wished the former Indian cricketer a speedy recovery, others expressed their disgust over the bizarre picture of a bloodied tooth in his post. Ouch — Digvijay Singh Deo (@DiggySinghDeo) April 30, 2019 Second photo unnecessary Veevs but wish you fast recovery. — Monish (@Crownish) April 30, 2019 Thank god it wasn't hernia. Second picture would've been......... — bitterbuttruth (@bitterbutthruth) April 30, 2019 Hope you have many more such extractions and you get to meet your friend more often ðð — Krishna (@Krisvishy) April 30, 2019 This Teeth Gift for @ImRo45 sir for his 33th Birthday ð — ChowKidarJitendraParihar (@iamjparihar) April 30, 2019 Aapkadaant to victory sign de rahahai sir — Hyper Nationalist (@Abhishe57467890) April 30, 2019 2nd photo was Unneccessary but Wish u a Speedy Recovery @VVSLaxman281 — Mehran Mani (@ManiMehran14) April 30, 2019 Sir eat ice cream now ð — Aditya Nayak (@Adityarnayak23) April 30, 2019 Parth extracted the wisdom teeth ð¤ð¤ð¤ð¤ð¤ð¤. How he will build Sunrisers Hyderabad next year — Anubhavshahið®ð³ð®ð³ð®ð³ð®ð³ð®ð³ (@Anubhavshahi5) April 30, 2019 I'm sure you'll retain all your wisdom, notwithstanding the loss of the tooth carrying it ! (Said in a lighter vein to lessen your pain !) — Mbrace Joy (@Mbrace4joy) April 30, 2019
  9. With 40 matches already played in the tournament so far, the 2019 edition of the Indian Premier League (IPL) has witnessed almost everything. From the controversial 'Mankading' episode, brilliant batting performances to majestic bowling spells, there has been no shortage of excitement or entertainment in the ongoing season. But, while many players have garnered praise for their exploits on the field, some have been laughed upon for their mediocre show. The likes of Stuart Binny and Ben Stokes became the latest addition to the latter list. During Delhi Capitals' six-wicket win over Rajasthan Royals, both Binny and Stokes found themselves entangled in a comedy of errors which, in turn, made them the butt of all jokes on the social media. Chasing a tricky total of 191 runs, Delhi needed 17 runs off 12 balls with Rishabh Pant and Colin Ingram at the crease. On the fourth delivery of Jofra Archer's over, Pant went for a tennis-like cross-court swat by could only manage to lob the ball in the air towards square leg. With the ball landing safely, Pant surely got away with his erratic shot, but what followed later was nothing short of a comedy show. https://t.co/xAp3LHNNmg — Cricket Junkie (@JunkieCricket) April 23, 2019 Guarding the square-leg boundary, Binny came running in to field the ball, but rather than collecting it, he ended up misjudging the spin on it before getting wrong-footed. With Binny down on the ground, Stokes tried to save his side the blushes by chasing the ball and sliding to collect it. But the Englishman couldn't control it in his hands as the ball wriggled free of his grasp right at the moment he was positioning himself to fire in a throw. What ideally should have been a single, eventually resulted in three key runs for Delhi. Following the comedy of errors, Stokes was seen slapping his leg in disappointment and sporting a sheepish smile. The incident attracted all sorts of reactions from the cricket fans on the social media, with many labelling Binny and Stokes as the "original comedy duo". pmsl Stuart Binny and Ben Stokes. the original comedy duo — The Big Show (@ravi_layer) April 22, 2019 Stuart Binny: Yeh karke dikhao. Ben Stokes: Yeh karke dikhao. #RRvDC — Tanuj Mittal (@SunkenHands) April 22, 2019 It would only have been marginally better if Stokes had thrown it for four — JT (@jft158) April 22, 2019 India's Ben Stokes and England's Stuart Binny producing fielding comedy for the ages there. #RRvDC #IPL2019 — Vinayakk (@vinayakkm) April 22, 2019 Imagine having played cricket your whole life & not knowing it spins on the second bounce. Competition is a farce. — Ryan Alex (@Major_Hank) April 22, 2019 A fielding comedy show on-field via @ipl — jha mohit (@mohitjha19999) April 23, 2019 What was that... Aaila dew..ð at Jaipur@benstokes38 & Stuart Binny@IPL#RRvDC #IPL2019 #VIVOIPL — Ankit Kumar (@kitomania09) April 22, 2019
  10. Here's some Tuesday humour for those people who're going to cast their vote within the next month. BJP candidate for Lok Sabha polls from Bhopal, Sadhvi Pragya said a mix of cow urine and some herbs derived out of cow products helped cure her breast cancer. The very candidate who made insulting remarks against 26/11 martyr Hemant Karkare and who boasted about helping demolish the Babri Majid in 1992, even though she was 4-years-old then, came forward saying cow urine cured her breast cancer. © Twitter Let's not forget Sadhvi Pragya, the prime accused in the 2008 Malegaon blast case is out on bail over health issues currently. While talking to a popular news channel, she said it saddens her to see the state of cows in the city. "Godhan amrit hai" she stated in an interview. She then went on to list certain health benefits by consuming cow urine and the herbs derived from cow products. The biggest health benefit she said was that cow urine absolutely took care of her breast cancer, which truly implies she's absolutely healthy now. She also said rubbing a cow from the back towards the neck, helps control blood pressure. © India Today Obviously Twitter didn't take her statements lightly again, and they practically became a laugh riot in no time! And why the fakk did she not share that info with her party member Goa CM Parikkar ?? — Batsman Prashant (@From_DC) 23 April 2019 Since cow urine has cured terror accused Pragya of breast cancer, shouldn't she be back in jail?? #PragyaSinghThakur #Terrorist — Never fear to speak the truth ‏‎Ø³Ú Ø¨ÙÙÙÛ Ø³Û Ú©Ø¨Ú¾Û Ù (@EmpoweringGoa) 23 April 2019 "Cow urine cured my breast cancer" - Sadhvi Pragya Okay can we now send her back to jail! https://t.co/nrGOHOuCFG — Ù¾Ûا٠پرÙس Ú©Ø´ÙÛرÛ(@P_Kashmiri) 23 April 2019 If aeroplane and internet invented long back then why not cow urine can cure cancer..BJP ka yeh chutiyapa bhi le le lete hai...more to come LOL...waiting for all naga sadhus sitting in parliament — Zakir Hussain Sayyed (@sayzakirhussain) 23 April 2019 oh man!!. this lady is going to provide cow urine at trains and railway stations if she becomes railway minster. God Save us!!.. And who knows swiggy and zomato will also deliver the cow urine in future. ðð. God save us — Tejaswi (@Tejaswikadaba) 23 April 2019 She must be kept in lock-up with a cow, can have ample cow-mutra. No reason to be out on bail for health reasons. https://t.co/PmvmCWgAdd — Peters Peter ð®ð³(@sabupeters) 23 April 2019 In #Bhopal @BJP4India Lok Sabha candidate Sadhvi Pragiya Thakur tells her breast cancer got cured because she drank cow urine. She wants to popularise the use of cow urine after defeating pic.twitter.com/zbiQ4gK32T — Mohd Lateef Babla (@lateefbabla) 23 April 2019 Well, all we can say is we hope people vote sensibly.
  11. Arguably one of the most feared openers of his time, Virender Sehwag continues to be a fan-favourite in India. If his explosive batting performances enticed fans, Sehwag's wit and pun have equally allowed him to rule the charts on social media. Ever since his retirement from the gentleman's game, the 'Nawab of Najafgarh' has become one of the most iconic social media influencers from the cricketing world. More recently, his humour was highlighted in the television commercial created to promote the upcoming Australia's tour of India wherein he was seen babysitting, what was meant to be, the Oz brigade in the dressing room. The promo instigated a response from Matthew Hayden and even Rishabh Pant who was labelled as the 'babysitter' by Australian Test captain Tim Paine during the Test series against India. Caption this pic.twitter.com/xZzTlS49z2 — Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) February 12, 2019 Making full use of his popularity, Sehwag went on to share a photo of himself from his playing days on social media. Taking to Twitter, Sehwag asked the cricket fans to caption his picture. And, the responses from Indian cricket fans were hilarious. "Kuch bhi bolo lekin Sunny Leone Hain Ek number " ð — ð¿ (@Iam__Shubham_) February 12, 2019 Chai mein chini come dalna — Devendra Pandey (@pdevendra) February 12, 2019 Bowler : Sehwag bhai kuchh raham Sehwag : Itta sa bhi nahi — Ashok Kumar (@AshokKry11) February 12, 2019 ek chhutki Sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu — DAMANI (@bdhaps) February 12, 2019 Filmon ke sare hero..mere aage hai zero ð𺠗 Manoj Burje (@manukibaat) February 12, 2019 Namak swad anusaar... — Ankit Jain (@ankitjain237) February 12, 2019 Tinch maal hai baba — à¤à¤¨à¤¨à¥à¤¦ शरà¥à¤®à¤¾ (@Pandit2050) February 12, 2019 Chota chota milate jao large banate jao #jaiBholeKi — Vishal Mishra (@vishalM84) February 12, 2019 Ek Ek ko kah raha hun......... ONLY MODI !! — Troll Tax (@Vishupedia) February 12, 2019 “Congress ko iss baar ki Lok Sabha chunaav mein kitne seatein milne wale hain”? — Accidental Gandhi بÛÙÙÙ٠گاÙدھÛ" ÚÙر ÛÛ" (@ClownPrinceG) February 12, 2019 Tere wali kya lag rahi hai yaar..mast hai — Jobee Randhawa (@JobeeRandhawa) February 12, 2019
  12. Arguably one of the most feared openers of his time, Virender Sehwag continues to be a fan-favourite in India. If his explosive batting performances enticed fans, Sehwag's wit and pun have equally allowed him to rule the charts on social media. Ever since his retirement from the gentleman's game, the 'Nawab of Najafgarh' has become one of the most iconic social media influencers from the cricketing world. More recently, his humour was highlighted in the television commercial created to promote the upcoming Australia's tour of India wherein he was seen babysitting, what was meant to be, the Oz brigade in the dressing room. The promo instigated a response from Matthew Hayden and even Rishabh Pant who was labelled as the 'babysitter' by Australian Test captain Tim Paine during the Test series against India. Caption this pic.twitter.com/xZzTlS49z2 — Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) February 12, 2019 Making full use of his popularity, Sehwag went on to share a photo of himself from his playing days on social media. Taking to Twitter, Sehwag asked the cricket fans to caption his picture. And, the responses from Indian cricket fans were hilarious. "Kuch bhi bolo lekin Sunny Leone Hain Ek number " ð — ð¿ (@Iam__Shubham_) February 12, 2019 Chai mein chini come dalna — Devendra Pandey (@pdevendra) February 12, 2019 Bowler : Sehwag bhai kuchh raham Sehwag : Itta sa bhi nahi — Ashok Kumar (@AshokKry11) February 12, 2019 ek chhutki Sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu — DAMANI (@bdhaps) February 12, 2019 Filmon ke sare hero..mere aage hai zero ð𺠗 Manoj Burje (@manukibaat) February 12, 2019 Namak swad anusaar... — Ankit Jain (@ankitjain237) February 12, 2019 Tinch maal hai baba — à¤à¤¨à¤¨à¥à¤¦ शरà¥à¤®à¤¾ (@Pandit2050) February 12, 2019 Chota chota milate jao large banate jao #jaiBholeKi — Vishal Mishra (@vishalM84) February 12, 2019 Ek Ek ko kah raha hun......... ONLY MODI !! — Troll Tax (@Vishupedia) February 12, 2019 “Congress ko iss baar ki Lok Sabha chunaav mein kitne seatein milne wale hain”? — Accidental Gandhi بÛÙÙÙ٠گاÙدھÛ" ÚÙر ÛÛ" (@ClownPrinceG) February 12, 2019 Tere wali kya lag rahi hai yaar..mast hai — Jobee Randhawa (@JobeeRandhawa) February 12, 2019
  13. Let's talk about briefs for a minute. What kind of briefs do you own currently? Solid colours I'm guessing. We're talking blacks, browns and shades of blues, right? It's functional and comfortable, I get it. But here's the thing, when you're dating someone, solid colours are basic and nothing but boring. You need to spice up your wardrobe and that also includes the kind of boxers you wear. This is exactly the kind of thing that most men tend to forget. Think about it this way, if women spend hours taking care of themselves, the least you can do is buy quirky boxers that resonate with your personality and also additionally impress her. So here are some cool boxers that we liked on the internet. Take inspiration and get yourself a pair: 1. 3-Pack Boxer Shorts © hm These cool boxer shorts from H&M are in cotton jersey with an elasticized lined waist. The set has interesting patterns of quirky elves and cute words. Price: 999 Buy it here 2. Bullet Print Boxers © Zara These minimal bullet print boxers from Zara are made of 65% ecologically grown cotton. The bullets are not tacky and can be the expression you're seeking for a third date without using words. Price: 790 Buy it here 3. The Foodie Boxers © theboxstore If your jam is junk food, you should definitely get this pair which has an interesting assortment of chicken wings, burgers, fries and popcorn. If your girlfriend shares the love of junk food with you, she will definitely be into this. Price: 300 Buy it here 4. Space Print Boxers A pair of boxers by Flying Machine with a cute pattern of flying rockets. Symbolism works well in bed when you don't want to say it out loud. © nnow Price: 449 Buy it here 5. Cocktail Boxer Shorts © koovs A groovy cocktail mix by Jack & Jones. This is one exotic pair you should have in your closet. Price: 599 Buy it here 6. Diverse Men's Printed Boxers © amazon Funky prints in adorable colours, these boxers from Diverse are a great option if you don't like the old school solid colours. Price: 269 Buy it here
  14. Our excitement is only rising by the day and we are counting the days to the premiere of Salman Khan's 'Bigg Boss 12', which is all set to air on September 16th. From controversial sequences and dramatic twists to Bhaijaan pulling up people every weekend, this popular show is the synonym of pure entertainment. And the bigg awaited moment of the day! @BeingSalmanKhan making a grand entrance and how, for the #BiggBoss12 press conference in Goa. pic.twitter.com/R8FBLHMYzj — COLORS (@ColorsTV) September 4, 2018 On Tuesday, the show launch took place in Goa, where Salman arrived and gave everyone a grand swagat with his ultimate swag. He even performed on his iconic song 'Jeene Ke Hain Char Din', driving everyone crazy. He also made sure the fans were entertained and gifts were handed out. And a madness called #BiggBoss12 with @BeingSalmanKhan Presser ! @iamappyfizz @oppomobileindia @PanasonicIndia pic.twitter.com/UJc9bOLIrh — Raj Nayak (@rajcheerfull) September 4, 2018 The superstar @BeingSalmanKhan setting the stage ablaze as always at the #BiggBoss12 press conference! pic.twitter.com/QRoqIKGfvQ — COLORS (@ColorsTV) September 4, 2018 But the best part of the entire event was when the first contestant Jodi was finally introduced and we were impressed with the choice. Popular comedian Bharti Singh and her husband Harsh Limbachiyaa are the first pair that are all set to enter the 'Bigg Boss' house. Entertainment is unlimited as the real life jodi @bharti_lalli and @writerharsh join @BeingSalmanKhan on stage at the #BiggBoss12 press conference! pic.twitter.com/j9zokWnVSF — COLORS (@ColorsTV) September 4, 2018 It goes without saying that this season is bound to be a hilarious ride, keeping in mind how crazy, funny and witty Bharti is. Doing what she does best, Bharti took the stage and said unabashedly that she would like to win even if her husband loses. "I don't want to become a tantrum queen. Harsh has a lot of work. Even if he gets eliminated, I want to win the show,” she said. Chalo .. Time to attend the #BiggBossSeason12 ka Press con . More pics on #BeingInTouch https://t.co/e7Y9wgavLo pic.twitter.com/ejs3H9Pc1y — Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) September 4, 2018 She also said that there is a link between Sallu, her husband, and BB, “Just like you scold people in Weekend Ka Vaar, my mother-in-law scolds me. I got married to a writer because writers' kids turn out to be like Salman Khan." Talking about the new concept of the show, Salman said, “The only funda of Bigg Boss 12 is to find jodis with super vichitra qualities which make them unique!" "The only funda of #BiggBoss12 is to find jodis with super vichitra qualities which make them unique!" says @BeingSalmanKhan pic.twitter.com/JM4kTR7eG5 — COLORS (@ColorsTV) September 4, 2018 While we had already informed you in advance about the shortlisted candidates, it is still left to see who have been finalised for the show.
  15. The world of cricket is not new to uncanny, witty and humorous birthday wishes flying around on the social media. Virender Sehwag is arguably the one from his fraternity that reigns supreme over his compatriots when it comes to finding unique ways to wish someone on their birthday. But, on 28th August, his former opening partner Sachin Tendulkar came up with a cheeky tweet - one that will surely make Sehwag feel proud. The Master Blaster was looking to wish his former Mumbai Indians teammate Lasith Malinga on his 35th birthday when he took to social media. And, while everyone was pouring in the birthday messages for 'Slinga Malinga', Tendulkar came up with a gem of a tweet for his Sri Lankan counterpart. When it came to batting against #LasithMalinga, I always said ... baal ko nahin, ball ko dekho (don't look at the hair, look at the ball). ð Happy birthday, my friend. pic.twitter.com/OK0gYWOpLB — Sachin Tendulkar (@sachin_rt) August 28, 2018 Taking to Twitter, Tendulkar wrote: "When it came to batting against #LasithMalinga, I always said...baal ko nahin, ball ko dekho (don't look at the hair, look at the ball). Happy birthday, my friend". Malinga, who is currently finding it hard to break into the Sri Lankan national team, has established a reputation as one of the most effective death bowlers - thanks to his unique ability to bowl toe-crushing yorkers at will. But, as much as his bowling, Malinga is also known for his unique curls that is now more of a symbol than a hairstyle. © Reuters The right-arm speedster has 301 ODI wickets at an average of 28.92 in 204 games he has played so far. In T20Is, Malinga boasts of 90 scalps in 68 matches. When it comes to the longest format, he has 101 wickets in 30 Test matches. But, despite all his heroics, Malinga is currently finding it hard to get some game time with Sri Lanka. He last played for the national team more than seven months ago in a home series against India, while Mumbai Indians' decision against retaining him ahead of the 2018 season raised questions on his future as a cricketer.
  16. Everyone is talking about football and the ongoing FIFA World Cup right now and yes, that's very exciting and everything, but let's just shift our attention back to the most popular sport in the country for a minute. The Indian Cricket team has reached UK for a two-match T20I series against Ireland, which is starting from tomorrow, but why wait till match day to show your talent when you can use the travelling time to entertain people. © BCCI Plane rides can be quite boring for almost every person in the world, but that's because we don't have Hardik Pandya interviewing us to kill the time. A video shared by the BCCI showed Pandya along with Yuzvendra Chahal, holding a mic and walking around the team plane to ask everyone some questions (and give them chips). © BCCI He, of course, starts the interview with captain Virat Kohli, who talks about how he'll show all the guys around London and UK, especially to those who haven't been there with the team before. Pandya then moves on to talk to everyone else. From interrupting players who were watching movies on their laptops to trolling their hairstyles, he provided the best in-flight entertainment of all time. Pandya and Chahal were trolling almost everyone as they roamed around the plane, but the best part of the video came towards the end when they got a taste of their own medicine. © BCCI They tried to go up to MS Dhoni and 'interview' him, but he clearly had no time for their shenanigans. Pandya walked up to to the former captain saying, “Hi, Mahi bhai”, but Dhoni just gave him a biscuit and told him to move on. A defeated Pandya then left with a sad “Bye, Mahi bhai”. Don't miss out on the hilarious ending with Shikhar Dhawan singing a special song for 'anmol ratans' Virat Kohli and MS Dhoni. You can watch the video here. VIDEO: In-flight entertainment: @hardikpandya7's verbal volleys for @imVkohli & boys. â¶ï¸https://t.co/g1rVPWXOfj pic.twitter.com/TgVEMLpH57 — BCCI (@BCCI) June 26, 2018
  17. Diljit Dosanjh is that rare mix of opulence and humility, that makes us wonder how he remains grounded despite reaching the zenith of success. He is as cutthroat as a fashionista as he is humble as a person. Of late, he has been wearing the most hypebeast-y outfits and we are as proud of it as we are jealous. Here, we have compiled a list of 7 of those super expensive pieces. 1. Gucci Chevron Track Jacket (c) Instagram Enriched with old school motifs from Gucci's unique heritage, this black and red chevron striped jacket features a cutaway collar, a front zip fastening and long sleeves. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 1,62,720/- 2. Vetements X Levi's Oversized Denim Jacket (c) Viral Bhayani This washed-blue denim Vetements jacket is produced in collaboration with iconic American powerhouse Levi's. This oversized denim jacket here looks straight out of a ramp in Paris. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 1,56,990/- 3. Balenciaga Form Fit Hawaiian Shirt (c) Instagram This orange-yellow-black sunset motif Hawaiian shirt perfectly merges Diljit's relaxed vibe with the edginess of Balenciaga. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 51,000/- 4. Vetements Black Alpha Industries Edition Bomber Vest (c) Instagram As a part of the Vetements x Alpha Industries collaboration, this bomber jacket boasts of drawstrings and embroidered logo in white on detachable French terry hood, rib knit stand collar and hem, Zip closure at front, flap pockets featuring yellow graphic-printed press-stud fastening at waist, tonal lining and gold-tone hardware. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 1,26,000/- 5. Balenciaga Logo Zip Up Track Jacket (c) Instagram This black, white and yellow Balenciaga Logo zip up track jacket has been expertly designed in Italy, features a high neck, long sleeves, zip front fastening, adjustable drawstring waist and the logo printed across the chest. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 71,500/- 6. Balenciaga Europe Striped Cotton Shirt (c) Instagram Composed of white, turquoise, and multicolored striped cotton gabardine, Balenciaga's oversized shirt features a light grey fleece square appliqué and yellow and black "Europe" lettering at the back. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 96,400/- 7. Balenciaga Tracksuit Jacket (c) Instagram This super relaxed tracksuit jacket made of water repellent and breathable nylon boasts of a high stand up collar, side zipped piped pockets, elasticated cuffs and base, and double zip puller fastening. (c) Twitter How much it costs: INR 60,000/- Bonus piece: The Gucci leather belt bag he is carrying. It costs INR 89,540/- You have arrived, Paaji!
  18. Maybe you're not the funniest guy in the hood but I am sure you have some amount of funny in you because that's what most women really dig. Sometimes women don't care about how fancy your car is, or how many credit cards you have docked up in your wallet. As long as you can make her laugh and make her forget about her temporary woes, she's going to believe that you're a keeper! (c)Thinkstock/Getty Images So, if you ever find yourself on a date with the woman you really like and want to floor her with your charms, there is no better way to do it than with humour! Here are 5 simple ways to make her laugh during date night! Make Yourself The Subject If run out of jokes or your sense of humour goes dry start cracking jokes about yourself. Obviously in a less demeaning way! It's a great technique used by comedians too, to get their audience to appreciate their jokes. It also gives a good sense of self confidence to the woman you're with. When she sees you're least affected by the jokes you've cracked on yourself she will definitely enjoy your company more, be comfortable around you and find your jokes more relatable and funny! (c)Giphy Play A Fun Game You can play various games to get to know each other better, and also make each other laugh. The games can be funny and fun all at once. For instance, you can start with 'never have I ever'. It's a drinking game where you say something atrocious you've done (out loud) and if she's done the same thing too, you both drink to that. It's simple, hilarious and lots of fun and of course it's a great way to know your dates deepest darkest secrets! (c)Giphy Narrate Funny Incidents This one's an easy one. I am sure you've gone through life with a lot of hilarity, mostly from obscure and funny incidents, every now and then. I'm sure you've been embarrassed of them too. Narrate them to her on your date. Remember, the more embarrassing the incident, the funnier it sounds! Have a couple of them ready and tell it in a funny manner! (c)Giphy Keep Some Jokes Handy It's always safer to keep some jokes handy, just in case you run out of funny content! Think of the funniest jokes you've heard or you know and every time you run out things to say, lay one on her! She will love your spontaneity and the fact that you can tell a joke right! (c)Giphy Work On Your Timing Working on your comic timing is a must because a joke will only be funny if you time it well. Sometimes humour really doesn't work because the delivery and timings of the joke are just bad! Most comedians take a lot of time to perfect their comic timing. If the timing is right, the joke automatically becomes funny! (c)Giphy The next time you're out on a date with someone you really dig, maybe make do with some humour? It always comes in handy!
  19. Looking good — so, to say — can be a very stressful task sometimes. You need to do the laundry on time, have a stylist-friend handy and make careful decisions while slipping into any piece of apparel. And once you've gotten dressed, you need to groom yourself, match your accessories to the ensemble and ensure people get knocked off their seats as you enter. So, Kartik Aaryan by these means, is living quite the hard life. Only difference? Since he's acing the task already, he's now hapilly only getting better at it. And talking of acing the game of looking like a star (at all times), if there's anything that he uses in excess in that process, it's his pairs of white sneakers. They're almost like his lucky charms, that have consistently helped him bring his most prolific outfits to a close. And though, he wore white sneakers — oh well, almost — because the addition of a pop red was hard to miss in these here: © Viral Bhayani Aryan knew, that the only discussions around his ensemble today, would be around his kicks. So quite evidently, he went for safe bets as separates today. But while they were just casually picked, they're well-fitted and relaxed, all at the same time. Even a prolonged glance won't make you think that the ensemble isn't ill-fitted at all. But talking of the footwear now, those happen to be Dolce and Gabbana's Portofino sneakers, and are quite a stunning example of fine leather sneakers. © Farfetch Crafted out of leather in white and red, the pair is the most simple round-toe lace-up, with the brand's name as a label on the tongue. But the detail that'll really attract hungry shoppers (with a hefty bank balance), is the blaring and very premium-looking logo detailing on either sides of the pair (with the words 'Dolce and Gabbana'). And notice how the white is made of smooth leather and the red end, with patent. © Farfetch As for the MRP, these sneakers are currently retailing at a price of $820 on Farfetch, which is close to INR 55,000. Surprised? Don't be! Clearly, the actor's bank balance allows such hefty spends.
  20. You know the drill, there are spoilers and if you have still clicked on this before watching the movie, please close it and don't give me hate in the comments. Okay, let's proceed now. Even though all our favorite characters are dealing with a serious matter – after all, a giant purple grape looking guy is trying to kill off half the universe – it's still great to see that no one has lost their sense of humor. (or, maybe they're like me and use it a defence mechanism) You would think it is hard to imagine everyone cracking jokes in a movie like this, but it's a Marvel movie and humor is an essential part of it and the way it is handled in 'Avengers: Infinity War' is so impressive. After all, what's a Marvel movie if it doesn't make you laugh? Remember the whole 'this is Marvel's most ambitious cross-over ever'? Well, even though we've joked about it for the last month or so, after watching the movie, anyone would agree that it truly was. With so many characters with big personalities and egos coming together for the first time, it is bound to be entertaining as hell and who doesn't love to watch egos clash. While we're still processing the deaths of so many – so freaking many – characters, we thought we would lighten the mood just a little bit by recapping all the funny bits that really are a signature of a good Marvel movie. 1. “Why Is Gamora?” This is honestly one of my favourite parts of the movie. The whole exchange is so hilarious, but Drax just takes it up a notch. “Where is Gamora?” “Who is Gamora?” But, obviously, that's not important when we don't know “Why is Gamora?” 2. “It's Like A Pirate And An Angel Had A Baby.” Thor is just very impressive, right? I think everyone would agree, well everyone but Star-Lord. When Thor is left stranded in space, the Guardians of the Galaxy come to his rescue, but looks like Peter isn't all that happy after seeing him and the effect he has on everyone. Well, someone was feeling insecure. Drax is so fascinated by Thor, he calls him a “man” compared to Quill being just a “guy”. Well, looks like there could only be one Chris, and Chris Pratt wasn't winning in this situation. Drax, once again, takes it one step further, saying that Thor looks like the child between an angel and a pirate, a surprisingly spot-on comparison. Honestly, if they don't bring back Drax, then 'Avengers 4' is already a failure. 3. “Dude, You're Embarrassing Me In Front Of The Wizards.” It was about time Tony Stark made his entrance in this list. 'Infinity War' brought us a lot of good things, one of them being the strange yet perfect pairing of Doctor Strange and Tony Stark – two equally egoistic guys who were meant to butt heads at every point. But, they weren't the only ones to have somewhat hilarious clashes. The other dysfunctional paring that we got to see in this movie is that of Bruce Banner and The Hulk, obviously. The Hulk just straight up refused Bruce, even at the most crucial moments, like the one that led to Tony to say this funny line. 4. “What's The Matter With You Kids? You Never Seen A Spaceship Before?” I think everyone can agree that if there isn't a hilarious Stan Lee cameo, then it's not really a Marvel movie. When it came to the biggest movie by Marvel till date, they got Stan Lee on board to deliver one of the most memorable lines in the movie. He was the indifferent school bus driver in the scene where Peter Parker realizes that there is a spaceship. Well, who can blame him? After all, New York is no stranger to alien invasions right? 5. “Get Lost, Squidward” This one was obviously said by Tony Stark because it wouldn't have had the same impact if anyone else said it. But really, why did Ebony Maw look so much like Squidward from 'Spongebob Squarepants'? Was he actually the inspiration? 6. “He's From Space. He Came Here To Steal A Necklace From A Wizard.” We have Tony Stark, yet again, taking things seriously but also making fun of Doctor Strange at the same time. Remember how Peter Parker runs to Tony to help as soon as he senses trouble? Well, this was Tony's explanation about the whole situation and obviously the necklace he's referring to contains the time stone. 7. “This Is Farewell And Good Luck, Morons.” I don't know how Chris Hemsworth said this line with a straight face and acted like it was perfectly normal to call the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' morons, but well, he's Thor and he can do anything. 8. Peter Quill: “Dude, how long have you been standing there?” Drax: “An hour. I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye. Watch (while slowly eating chips). My movement's so slow that it's imperceptible.” Mantis: “Hi, Drax.” Drax: “Damn!” When you look at Drax, you won't think he would be so innocent and just so damn precious, but honestly, this exchange was one the funniest and most wholesome parts of the whole movie. 9. “I'm Gonna Blow That Nutsack Of A Chin Right Off Your Face.” Wow, big talk from a guy who basically let Thanos succeed just by becoming so emotional at the worst time. But, then again, we should all appreciate Star-Lord calling the mighty Thanos' chin a nutsack, he basically said what we were all thinking. 10. “I Am Groot” “Hi, I'm Steve Rogers.” Okay, I change my mind. This one might be my favourite after all. It's so simple, yet so effective in making the whole theatre laugh. We all know that Groot just communicates through those three little words – “I am Groot” – but since this is the biggest cross-over ever, not everyone is familiar with one of the most endearing characters in Marvel. Moreover, Captain America is so polite he even had the time to introduce himself during a fight. 11. “Oh, We're Using Our Made-Up Names?” Well, as it turns out that some people think that the name Doctor Strange is a tad bit strange. Peter Parker, the millennial addition to the Avengers, is full of excitement and pop culture references. We got this hilarious exchange between him and Doctor Strange in the trailer also but it was just so much better to watch on the big screen. 12. “The Olympics, Maybe Even A Starbucks.” It's so evident that this was filmed way before the whole Starbucks controversy, but oh well. Looks like Wakanda won't want a Starbucks now, but they have bigger problems to worry about with Black Panther being gone and all. Okoye said this to T'Challa on what she expected when Wakanda integrated with the world, not a bunch of Avengers. 13. “We Kick Names And Take Ass” I feel like this line spoken by Mantis was enough for Tony Stark to know that they were doomed. And, it kind of came true (we're looking at you Star-Lord). But still, thank you Mantis for giving us such a unique and hilarious phrase. 14. “Rabbit” That's it, just one word but when spoken by Thor, it became one of the best things to come out of the movie. And, we would also like to mention how if anyone other than Thor called Rocket 'rabbit', he would totally fight them and run away with a body part, but any sane person – or raccoon – will let Thor call them whatever he wants.
  21. Keeping your cool while driving is one of the most underrated things in the world. And if you drive on Indian roads, you should be given an award just for managing to do so without tearing your hair apart. No matter how much you've abused and screamed at your fellow drivers or under your breath, there is one golden rule you know – you never abuse the cops. A company director living in the UK learned this the hard way. The 67-year-old, who drives a Range Rover, was caught showing the middle finger to speed cameras while driving past them. This happened not once, but three times. Someone was having too many bad days, we guess. © The Sun The man goes by the name of Timothy Hill and had already fitted a laser jammer in his car, thinking he could get away without being spotted by the law. And he could have, only if he hadn't been smug enough to show the middle finger to the cameras. Before he knew it, he had caught the attention of the traffic cops – it's not every day that they experience being given the middle fingers by riders. “If you want to attract our attention, repeatedly gesturing at police camera vans with your middle finger while you're driving a distinctive car fitted with a laser jammer is an excellent way to do it.” Traffic constable Andrew Forth was quoted by The Metro. © The Sun Mr Hill was noticed for his wild gesture and the cops used his photographs to locate him, despite his laser jammer and the private number on his car. When the cops came for him, he had already thrown away the jammer in a river near behind home. But in a classic case of whodunit, the cops retrieved the jammer from the river and Mr Hill was arrested. He got a jail term of 8 months. Considering how we here in India resort to abusing the hell out of everything on the road, this seems rather unbelievable to our ears that are used to hearing all sorts of abuses on our way to office.
  22. Imagine having a really rough day at work and not really knowing how to unwind. It's usually believed that a good dose of visual entertainment is a viable cure for bad days, in modern times. So if you have the opportunity and the resources, why not use them to unwind, relax and have a few laughs. Netflix has a fine selection of some rather eclectic comedy and there's a lot to tickle your funny bone, the one that you seldom use, while living a tough routine. So, the next time you feel wired and extremely wound up, maybe cue the following from Netflix and literally just 'chill' the hell out! 1. 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' © NBCUniversal Television Distribution The show will have you in splits just by the sheer characterization and a complete mockery of the Brooklyn Police station. Well, the PS is all bed and roses compared to the Manhattan Police Station, after all! Watch it when you're down and out and it'll certainly make you laugh. Watch the trailer here 2. 'Santa Clarita Diet' © Netflix The show is all about guts and gore but it's also hilarious! And why shouldn't it be? It has Drew Barrymore in a zombie wife/mom avatar, eating people to survive, and the best part? Her family loves to help her out. Watch the trailer here 3. 'Rick And Morty' © Warner Bros Television An adult sci-fi comedy animated series that follows the exploits of a madcap super scientist and his not-so-bright grandson/apprentice. The subtle humour and clever puns will actually give any other adult animation a run for its money! Watch the trailer here 4. 'Grace And Frankie' © Netflix Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin come together for this original Netflix comedy with a rather obscure twist! The lives of Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin (who are actual rivals) change drastically in the series when both their husbands fall in love with each other! All the ladies gotta do now is stick together and figure this one out! Watch the trailer here 5. 'Master Of None' © Netflix Master Of None is a subtle take on Aziz Ansari's real life struggles in the city of New York. The original Netflix series written by Ansari and Alan Yang revolves around a guy (Dev) and his way of life, while he's struggling to become an actor in the big bad city. The show is hilarious as it's a dig on what Ansari faced in reality, in his younger years. Watch the trailer here 6. 'Disjointed' © Warner Bros. Television Kathy Bates is back as her funniest self in this 'ruth'less Netflix original comedy from the makers of 'Big Bang Theory' and 'Two And A Half Men'. Ruth (Kathy Bates), is an advocate for marijuana legalisation and loves to smoke pot! her wish to publicly advocate use of marijuana comes true when she becomes the owner of a LA cannabis dispensary! What happens next is something you should check out. Watch the trailer here 7. 'The Good Place' © Fremulon A deceased saleswoman is accidently sent to the 'good place' and she is really confused about how she landed there in the first place! Everyone there is unaware of her morally dodgy past except her assigned soul mate. Watch the trailer here 8. 'Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee' © Sony Pictures Television Remember Seinfield? Of course you do, the show was a classic. Well, Jerry Seinfield is back with his own show on Netflix, where he picks out some fine comedians, takes them for a ride in vintage cars and has coffee with them, while having the funniest of conversations. The show is a hoot and a half and some episodes are definitely worth a watch! 9. 'Dear White People' © Netflix This Netflix orignal series has shades of funny but is actually about a serious issue that stemmed from the backbone of America's dark history and it continues to plague the present. A group of students of colour at Winchester University are faced with a cultural biases and social injustice at a predominantly white Ivy League college. The show uses humour, irony and some amount of brutal honesty to highlight the 'post-racial' society that exists today. Watch the trailer here 10. 'The Standups' © Netflix As the name suggests, 'Standups' is about stand up comedy. The toughest job is to make a crowd laugh at your own jokes but these gifted comedians get a stage to share their humour with a live audience, every week. Netflix's fine pick of some of the best stand-up comedy act in America is a great way to end the day with. Watch the trailer here Buffer your favourite comedy right about now and give yourself a good laugh. You truly deserve it!
  23. “Comedy is the last bastion of free speech.” – Bill Hicks The greatest achievement of stand-up in India is that it exists. That's a major upgrade from obscurity! Zakir Khan, Abhishek Upamanyu and Aditi Mittal have become household names. These people are earning a living by talking on a stage for an hour and from an outsider's perspective, that is incredible. “He came up with that on the spot!” or “Her way of talking is just naturally funny!” are common phrases that stunned audience members say after witnessing a good performance. It's easy to forget but the stand-up artist is selling an illusion or an act, one where he/she always comes out on top. But, behind the curtain, their lives and their beliefs are not as hilarious as they seem to be on stage. © Youtube Zakir Khan Indian stand-up is plagued with issues that are unique to an emergent comedy scene trying to survive in a predominantly conservative society. There are multiple cases of upcoming stand-up comedians having to use the back doors of bars to make hasty exits because one person 'mentioned Ganpati' in their joke. At another gig, another person was simply talking about the freedom struggle, making fun of the British royalty in fact, and one drunk audience member's reaction was to force the organiser to shut the show down immediately. Because of one drunk uncle who wouldn't understand irony if it slapped him in the face, that show and all future comedy shows at that venue were scrapped. The most unfortunate example is that of a hardworking and ruthlessly funny new comic having to flee Mumbai for making a joke on Mumbai airports. Since the AIB roast, this last instance has had a major impact on comics all over the country – they now know where the line is and it's pretty close. Several other incidents like the dog-filter on PM Modi's face, the death threats that Kunal Kamra receives on a daily basis, or the arrest of Kiku Sharda for mimicking Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, have cemented the idea that the laws of our apparently democratic country are not conducive for free speech. Not so funny now, eh? © YouTube Kunal Kamra For an art-form that relies on political incorrectness, this is an alarming and discouraging sign for both, the performer and the audience. For those wondering why Indian comics are not as funny as Western comics, not only are we lagging behind in terms of age (stand-up in the US is over 40 years old, we're barely 7) but our freedom to experiment is diminishing. If Lenny Bruce didn't dare to experiment, there would be no George Carlin nor Richard Pryor. If we can't make fun of airports, how will we ever reach the comedic maturity to make fun of the human condition? Although the scene is mostly united against such intolerance, other factors such as plagiarism and blacklisting of comics due to difference of opinion have led to infighting, often on Twitter. For example, a comedian who had performed twice alleged that another relatively unknown comic stole one of his jokes. When they met the next time at a bar gig, he was called out on-stage, which led to a post-show scuffle which was, unfortunately, more entertaining than their individual performances. They used the mic stand a lot more creatively off-stage. Oh and fun fact: they both haven't performed since. © Youtube Abhishek Upmanyu Stand-up is an art-form that celebrates individuality, but almost everybody belongs to a clique even if it's not officially branded with three random letters. The green room is where members of different cliques are forced to communicate with each other and it's becoming increasingly tough to distinguish between healthy jibes and mean-spirited bullying. It's almost as if some comics take it upon themselves to make sure that everyone has a thick skin, as if the audience's response wasn't enough. For example, it has become normalized to make fun of a particular Mumbai comic who's been doing comedy for a long time without much success. Newcomers start roasting him casually, commenting on his jokes, his persona, his belief system, completely disregarding the challenging nature of the comedy circuit. It's a shame that such jokes about a fellow comic have become icebreakers, it's objectively cruel and insensitive. Clearly, the green room is not a positive working environment for anyone except comics and even barely for comics. It's as if the green room owes its colour to its toxicity. © Twitter Abhinav singh To understand why, you need to understand the kind of people who do comedy for a living. These are frank, opinionated people who practise the art of making others believe in their point of view. Being a contrarian is a prerequisite. Comics are used to having no filter and won't hesitate from employing the most absurd reasoning to get their thoughts across. This kind of brutal honesty brings out the worst in people, although to be fair, we can't expect edgy stand-up if no one is experimenting with dark, forbidden thoughts. But, when taken out of context, these ideas often lead to miscommunication, bullying and on rare occasions, hand-to-hand combat. And now you know why Indian comedians are trying to be fit and muscular. Ironically, some comics find it hard to take jokes on themselves. A new comic from Gujarat, Ramesh Jain, was banned by two producers (often, the producers are comics themselves) for commenting on the secluded location of the venue and how the tickets were overpriced. Since then, these producers have spread the word and made it tough for Ramesh to get on stage, whereas Ramesh is asking other comics to boycott their venues. Regardless of who wins this petty fight, comedy will lose. © Youtube The Viral Fever Furthermore, the *** ratio of the circuit is far from impressive. Almost all producers in Mumbai reserve spots for comediennes and all-female line-ups are advertised to encourage more women to be part of the scene. Even these little attempts at improving the gender balance in the scene don't receive unanimous support. Implying some sort of reverse-sexism, certain male open micers feel that their stage time is being unfairly taken by female comics. The scene is struggling with questions like, “Is everything fine on stage since everything is more or less fiction anyway? Is it ok to say a sexist joke if it's hilarious? Can a comic play a funny racist character on stage without being branded as racist in real life?” The underlying question is that is comedy the be-all and end-all? Or should it take the back seat when placed against an important cause like women empowerment? These are questions that no one really has an answer to, but questions that need significant thought. Furthermore, comics expressing their opinion on Twitter is often interpreted as virtue signalling and there's a reason for that. Some senior comics did call an open house meeting to form an Internal Complaints Committee to make the scene a safe, harassment-free zone for everyone. This was heralded as a revolutionary idea since the comedy circuit has always been a fragmented, unorganised space. The result was the creation of an eponymous Facebook group. Although a step in the right direction, not much else has happened since. We comedians may be just as inefficient as the government we criticise so often. Conclusion If the idea of becoming a comedian excites you, think again. For every famous comic you know, there are hundreds of funny people who haven't made it yet, and part of the reason is the way the circuit works. The business of comedy mimics the nature of the art-form – one person armed with nothing but their opinions against hundreds, even thousands of people as they advance in their career. Those who make it must really love the process of writing jokes because the Indian stand-up circuit is a tough place to be in regardless of the number of views on a YouTube channel. This is the real Great Indian Laughter Challenge and it's only going to get better. Disclaimer: Images for representational use only!
  24. It seems like Steve Jobs, the man who revolutionized the personal computing world was as lost as most of us would have been when we were younger. His job application from 1973 when he was just 18 is now up for auction and many people are calling him a lazy and indifferent teenager based on his resume! © Twitter/RR Auction But isn't it comforting that we can find ourselves on the same page as Steve once was? It definitely is. It gives one hope that anything is possible if one follows his or her heart. Are you following yours? Are you looking or doing the job you love? Maybe that is the question that will change your life. A brief look at the life of a young Steve Jobs Jobs enrolled at Reed College for the fall semester in 1972 but soon dropped out to preserve his parents' meager funds. However, he hung around campus for a year and a half to audit creative courses, including classes on dance, Shakespeare, and calligraphy – the skills which would later influence the innovation of the Macintosh computer. Jobs one recalled, 'If I had never dropped in on that single calligraphy course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts.” © Reuters Steve Wozniak, the co-founder of Apple remember their early days something like this, “I had every Bob Dylan album up to that day… words and interviews. I showed him the lyrics to the songs — amazing poetry and fantasy, sometimes just words to express feelings. And so, we became Dylan fans. We went to a lot of concerts together, we drove around, we played pranks together, we experimented with technology and devices that I built. The two of us played a couple of amazing pranks and some that did not quite come off. Once we went late at night to try and break into the janitor's shed so we could attach some wires and pull them so the sprinklers could be turned on the parents during the graduation ceremony. But we didn't quite get into the right part of the building.” Wozniak says, “The days I miss the most are the days before Apple started, five years before Apple started.” © Reuters The CV that is pictured above may seem messy but isn't that most of us at the end of the day? At the very least, he knew his interest and special abilities back then, which were electronic tech or design engineer. And, as far as his legacy is concerned, we essentially live in a world that he had a big hand in creating. His CV is going to be auctioned in March and is expected to sell for at least 3 lakh. Our trio of Steve Jobs items at auction is getting a lot of international attention. Read all about it here: https://t.co/BBAQA8pNHr -- Bidding starts March 8; preview all the items here: https://t.co/ZgwRsYcFqW #RRAuction #SteveJobs #Apple pic.twitter.com/Oo11qB0bVy — RR Auction (@RRAuction) February 23, 2018
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