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  1. Qaid e Azam - Muhammad Ali Jinnah Biography
    Muhammad Ali Jinnah
     

    QUICK FACTS

    NAME
    Muhammad Ali Jinnah
     
    OCCUPATION
    President (non-U.S.)Lawyer
    BIRTH DATE
    December 251876
     
    DEATH DATE
    September 111948
     
    EDUCATION
    Sindh Madrasatul-IslamLincoln’s InnSind MadrassaGokal Das Tej Primary SchoolUniversity of BombayChristian Missionary Society High School
     
    PLACE OF BIRTH
    KarachiPakistan
     
    PLACE OF DEATH
    KarachiPakistan
     
    AKA
    Quaid i Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
    Quaid-e Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
    Quaid-i-Azam
     
    NICKNAME
    The Father of Pakistan
     
    ORIGINALLY
    Mahomedali Jinnahbhai
     
     
    President (non-U.S.), Lawyer (1876–1948)
    Muslim statesman Muhammad Ali Jinnah led Pakistan’s independence from India, and was its first governor-general and president of its constituent assembly.

    Synopsis

    Muhammad Ali Jinnah was born December 25, 1876, in Karachi, Pakistan. In 1906 he joined the Indian National Congress. Seven years later, he joined the India Muslim League. The independent state of Pakistan that Jinnah had envisioned came to be on August 14, 1947. The following day, he was sworn in as Pakistan’s first governor-general. On September 11, 1948, he died near Karachi, Pakistan.

    Early Life

    Muhammad Ali Jinnah was born in a rented apartment on the second floor of Wazir Mansion in Karachi, Pakistan (then part of India), on December 25, 1876. At the time of his birth, Jinnah’s official name was Mahomedali Jinnahbhai. The eldest of his parents’ seven children, Jinnah was underweight and appeared fragile at the time of his birth.

    Spoiler

     

    But Jinnah’s mother, Mithibai, was convinced her delicate infant would one day achieve great things. Jinnah’s father, Jinnahbhai Poonja, was a merchant and exporter of cotton, wool, grain and range of other goods. As a whole, the family belonged to the Khoja Muslim sect.

    When Muhammad Ali Jinnah was 6 years old, his father placed him in the Sindh Madrasatul-Islam School. Jinnah was far from a model student. He was more interested in playing outside with his friends than focusing on his studies. As the proprietor of a thriving trade business, Jinnah’s father emphasized the importance of studying mathematics, but, ironically, arithmetic was among Jinnah’s most hated subjects.

    When Jinnah was nearly 11 years old, his only paternal aunt came to visit from Bombay, India. Jinnah and his aunt were very close. The aunt suggested that Jinnah return with her to Bombay; she believed the big city would provide him with a better education than Karachi could. Despite his mother’s resistance, Jinnah accompanied his aunt back to Bombay, where she enrolled him in the Gokal Das Tej Primary School. Despite the change of scenery, Jinnah continued to prove himself a restless and unruly student. Within just six months he was sent back to Karachi. His mother insisted he attend Sind Madrassa, but Jinnah was expelled for cutting classes to go horseback riding.

    Jinnah’s parents then enrolled him in the Christian Missionary Society High School, hoping he would be better able to concentrate on his studies there. As a teen, Jinnah developed an admiration for his father’s business colleague, Sir Frederick Leigh Croft. When Croft offered Jinnah an internship in London, Jinnah jumped at the chance, but Jinnah’s mother was not so eager for him to accept the offer. Fearful of being separated from her son, she persuaded him to marry before leaving for his trip. Presumably she believed his marriage would ensure his eventual return.

    At his mother’s urging, the 15-year-old Jinnah entered into an arranged marriage with his 14-year-old bride, Emibai, in February 1892. Emibai was from the village of Paneli in India, and the wedding took place in her hometown. Following the marriage, Jinnah continued attending the Christian Missionary Society High School until he left for London. He departed Karachi in January of 1893. Jinnah would never see his wife or his mother again. Emibai died a few months after Jinnah’s departure. Devastatingly, Jinnah’s mother, Mithibai, also passed away during his stay in London.

    Attorney

    After disembarking at Southampton and taking the boat train to Victoria Station, Jinnah rented a hotel room in London. He would eventually, however, settle at the home of Mrs. F.E. Page-Drake of Kensington, who had invited Jinnah to stay as a guest.

    After a few months of serving his internship, in June of 1893 Jinnah left the position to join Lincoln’s Inn, a renowned legal association that helped law students study for the bar. Over the next few years, Jinnah prepared for the legal exam by studying biographies and political texts that he borrowed from the British Museum Library and read in the barristers’ chambers. While studying for the bar, Jinnah heard the terrible news of his wife and mother’s deaths, but he managed to forge on with his education. In addition to fulfilling his formal studies, Jinnah made frequent visits to the House of Commons, where he could observe the powerful British government in action firsthand. When Jinnah passed his legal exam in May of 1896, he was the youngest ever to have been accepted to the bar.

    With his law degree in hand, in August 1896 Jinnah moved to Bombay and set up a law practice as a barrister in Bombay’s high court. Jinnah would continue to practice as a barrister up through the mid-1940s. Jinnah’s most famous successes as a lawyer included the Bawla murder trial of 1925 and Jinnah’s 1945 defense of Bishen Lal at Agra, which marked the final case of Jinnah’s legal career.

    Statesman

    During Jinnah’s visits to the House of Commons, he had developed a growing interest in politics, deeming it a more glamorous field than law. Now in Bombay, Jinnah began his foray into politics as a liberal nationalist. When Jinnah’s father joined him there, he was deeply disappointed in his son’s decision to change career paths and, out of anger, withdrew his financial support. Fortunately, the two had mended fences by the time Jinnah’s father died in April 1902.

    Jinnah was particularly interested in the politics of India and its lack of strong representation in British Parliament. He was inspired when he saw Dadabhai Naoroji become the first Indian to earn a seat in the House of Commons. In 1904, Jinnah attended a meeting of the Indian National Congress. In 1906 he joined the congress himself. In 1912, Jinnah attended a meeting of the All India Muslim League, prompting him to join the league the following year. Jinnah would later join yet another political party, the Home Rule League, which was dedicated to the cause of a state’s right to self-government.

    In the midst of Jinnah’s thriving political career, he met a 16-year-old named Ratanbai while on vacation in Darjeeling. After "Rutti" turned 18 and converted to Islam, the two were married on April 19, 1918. Rutti gave birth to Jinnah’s first and only child, a daughter named Dina, in 1919.

    As a member of Congress, Jinnah at first collaborated with Hindu leaders as their Ambassador of Hindu Muslim Unity, while working with the Muslim League simultaneously. Gradually, Jinnah realized that the Hindu leaders of Congress held a political agenda that was incongruent with his own. Earlier he had been aligned with their opposition to separate electorates meant to guarantee a fixed percentage of legislative representation for Muslims and Hindus. But in 1926, Jinnah shifted to the opposite view and began supporting separate electorates. Still, overall, he retained the belief that the rights of Muslims could be protected in a united India. At that stage of his political career, Jinnah left Congress and dedicated himself more fully to the Muslim League.

    By 1928 Jinnah’s busy political career had taken a toll on his marriage. He and his second wife separated. Rutti lived as a recluse at the Taj Mahal Hotel in Bombay for the next year, until she died on her 29th birthday.

    During the 1930s Jinnah attended the Anglo-Indian Round Table Conferences in London, and led the reorganization of the All India Muslim League.

    Independent Pakistan

    By 1939 Jinnah came to believe in a Muslim homeland on the Indian subcontinent. He was convinced that this was the only way to preserve Muslims’ traditions and protect their political interests. His former vision of Hindu-Muslim unity no longer seemed realistic to him at this time.

    During a 1940 meeting of the Muslim League at Lahore, Jinnah proposed the partition of India and the creation of Pakistan, in the area where Muslims constitute a majority. At this juncture, Jinnah was both displeased with Mohandas Gandhi's stance at the London Round Table Conference in 1939, and frustrated with the Muslim League. Much to Jinnah’s chagrin, the Muslim League was on the verge of merging with the National League, with the goal of participating in provincial elections and potentially conceding to the establishment of a united India with majority Hindu rule.

    To Jinnah’s relief, in 1942 the Muslim League adopted the Pakistan Resolution to partition India into states. Four years later, Britain sent a cabinet mission to India to outline a constitution for transfer of power to India. India was then divided into three territories. The first was a Hindu majority, which makes up present-day India. The second was a Muslim area in the northwest, to be designated as Pakistan. The third was made up of Bengal and Assam, with a narrow Muslim majority. After a decade, the provinces would have the choice of opting out on the formation of a new federation. But when the Congress president expressed objections to implementing the plan, Jinnah also voted against it. The independent state of Pakistan that Jinnah had envisioned came to be on August 14, 1947. The following day, Jinnah was sworn in as Pakistan’s first governor-general. He was also made president of Pakistan's constituent assembly shortly before his death.

    Death and Legacy

    On September 11, 1948, just a little over a year after he became governor-general, Jinnah died of tuberculosis near Karachi, Pakistan—the place where he was born.

    Today, Jinnah is credited with having altered the destiny of Muslims in the Indian subcontinent. According to Richard Symons, Muhammad Ali Jinnah "contributed more than any other man to Pakistan’s survival." Jinnah’s dream for Pakistan was based on the principles of social justice, brotherhood and equality, which he aimed to achieve under his motto of "Faith, Unity, and Discipline." In the wake of his death, Jinnah’s successors were tasked with consolidating the nation of Pakistan that Jinnah had so determinedly established.

     

     

    waqas dar
    Submitted 27-04-2018 by waqas dar in BioGraphy
  2. Girls Vs Boys nakhra %

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    waqas dar
    Submitted 23-04-2018 by waqas dar in Funny Jokes
  3. تذکرۃ الاولیاءاللّه

    حضرت بشر بن الحافی رح جو ایک صاحبِ طریقت بزرگ تھے، ان کی توبہ کا واقعہ " کشف المحجوب " میں کچھ اس طرح درج ھے کہ ....ایک مرتبہ آپ شراب سے مست ھو کر جا رھے تھے کہ راستے میں ایک کاغز کا ٹکڑا ملا جس پر بسم اللہ الرّحمٰن الرّحیم لکھا تھا....آپ نے اسے عزّت سے اٹھا لیا اور عطر لگا کر پاک جگہ رکھ دیا....اسی رات خواب میں بتایا گیا کہ " اے بشر ! تو نے میرے نام کو معطّر کیا ..میری عزّت کی قسم میں نے بھی تیرے نام کو دنیا اور آخرت میں معطّر کیا! جو کوئی تیرا نام سنے گا اس کا نام معطر ھو جائے گا .." جب آپ خواب سے بیدار ھوئے تو فوراً توبہ کی اور طریقت کا راستہ اختیار کیا ...آپ پر مشاھداتِ حق کا اسقدر غلبہ تھا کہ ساری عمر جوتا نہ پہنا ... جب کسی نے وجہ دریافت کی تو فرمایا کہ " زمین اللہ تعالیٰ کا فرش ھے اور میں نہیں چاھتا کہ اسپر جوتا پہن کر چلوں، اور میرے اور فرشِ حق کے درمیان کوئی اور چیز حائل ھو..... یہ ان کے راز و رموز کی بات ھے کہ ان کے لئے جوتا بھی حجاب بن گیا تھا

    از .....کشف المحجوب...

    waqas dar
    Submitted 23-04-2018 by waqas dar in Islam
  4. Quran

    ﻭَﻣَﺎﻟَﻜُﻢ ﻣِّﻦ ﺩُﻭﻥِ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪِ ﻣِﻦ ﻭَﻟِﻲٍّ ﻭَﻟَﺎ ﻧَﺼِﻴﺮ
    ﺍﻭﺭ ﷲ ﮐﮯ ﺳﻮﺍ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﺍ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﺪﺩﮔﺎﺭ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ

    ﺳﻮﺭﮦ ﺍﻟﺒﻘﺮﮦ

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    waqas dar
    Submitted 29-01-2018 by waqas dar in Islam
  5. The Light in the Heart

    “7 Effective Ways to Make Others Feel Important 

    1. Use their name.
    2. Express sincere gratitude.
    3. Do more listening than talking.
    4. Talk more about them than about you.
    5. Be authentically interested.
    6. Be sincere in your praise.
    7. Show you care.” 
    ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  6. Agree Disagree Thoughts

    “It's okay to disagree with the thoughts or opinions expressed by other people. That doesn't give you the right to deny any sense they might make. Nor does it give you a right to accuse someone of poorly expressing their beliefs just because you don't like what they are saying. Learn to recognize good writing when you read it, even if it means overcoming your pride and opening your mind beyond what is comfortable.” 
    ― Ashly Lorenzana

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  7. Narcissus and Goldmund

    “We are sun and moon, dear friend; we are sea and land. It is not our purpose to become each other; it is to recognize each other, to learn to see the other and honor him for what he is: each the other's opposite and complement.” 
    ― Hermann Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  8. The Light in the Heart

    “Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be around. Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you. Spend your life with people who make you smile, laugh, and feel loved.” 
    ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  9. The Light in the Heart

    “Top 15 Things Money Can’t Buy
    Time. Happiness. Inner Peace. Integrity. Love. Character. Manners. Health. Respect. Morals. Trust. Patience. Class. Common sense. Dignity.”

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  10. Youth

    “Youth is wasted on the young.” 

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  11. The Light in the Heart

    “Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you.” 

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  12. Respect other people feelings

    “Respect other people's feelings. It might mean nothing to you, but it could mean everything to them.”

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  13. Respect

    “Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.” 

    ADMIN
    Submitted 08-11-2017 by ADMIN in Quotes
  14. Sayyiduna Musa علیہ السلام was thrown into the clay oven

    When the time of Sayyidunā Mūsā Kalīmullāĥ’s عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام birth arrived, a midwife appointed by Pharaoh for the women of Banī Isrāīl came to his mother عَـلَيْهَا رَحْمَةُ الـرَّحْمٰن. When Sayyidunā Mūsā عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام was born, the rays of Nūr (light) were radiating from between his eyes. As the midwife saw the rays, she started trembling from head to toe and she felt great affection for Sayyidunā Mūsā Kalīmullāĥ عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام. The midwife said to his mother عَـلَيْهَا رَحْمَةُ الـرَّحْمٰن, ‘I purposely came here to kill thenewborn if it is a baby boy, but now I feel deep affection for your child. Hide your child from the spies of Pharaoh.’ Having said this much, she left. When the Pharaoh’s spies saw the midwife coming from the house of Sayyidunā Mūsā عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام, theyreached the door. Maryam, the sister of Sayyidunā Mūsā Kalīmullāĥ عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام, informed her mother of the spies. Sayyidunā Mūsā’s mother عَـلَيْـهَا رَحْمَةُ الـرَّحْمٰن could not understand the situation in a hurry. Nervously, she wrapped the child in a cloth and put him into a burning clay oven. The Pharaoh’s spies entered the house. They searched high and low but could not find any child. They did not even turn their attention to the clay oven and went away. The mother عَـلَيْهَا رَحْمَةُ الـرَّحْمٰن took a sigh of relief, mean while she heard the sound of soft crying coming from the clay oven. Upon seeing, she found that Allah عَزَّوَجَلَّ had made the fire pleasantly cool and peaceful for the little child (i.e. Sayyidunā Mūsā عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام). She then took him out of the clay oven, safe and sound.

    (Tafsīr Baghawī, vol. 3, pp. 373)

    waqas dar
    Submitted 23-08-2017 by waqas dar in Islam
  15. What was the real name of Pharaoh?

    Dear Madanī children! In ancient times, the king of Egypt was called Pharaoh, similarly, the king of Rome, Qayṣar, the king of Iran, Kisrā, the king of Yemen, Tuba, the king of Turkey, Khāqān, and the king of Ḥabshaĥ/Africa was called Najjāshī. Among all Pharaohs of Egypt, the Pharaoh at the time of Sayyidunā Mūsā Kalīmullāĥ عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام was the most ill-mannered, stone-hearted, and cruellest. His name was Walīd Ibn Muṣ’ab Bin Rayyān and he belonged to the Coptic Tribe. The name of Pharaoh at the time of Sayyidunā Yūsuf عَـلَيْـهِ الـسَّـلَام was Rayyān Bin Walīd who became a believer.

    There is a time span of more than 400 years between Pharaohs at the times of Sayyidunā Yūsuf and Sayyidunā Mūsā Kalīmullāĥ عَـلَـيْهِمُ السَّلَام.

    waqas dar
    Submitted 23-08-2017 by waqas dar in Islam
  16. Lo ker lo baat aisa b huta hy

    شادی کے دوسرے دِن بیٹی اپنی ماں سے

    امی آج میری اُن سے لڑائ ھو گیئ ؟ ماں کوئ بات نہیں بیٹا

    ... میاں بیوی میں تو ایسا ھوتا ھی رہتا ہے

    بیٹی . وہ تو ٹھیک ہے امی لیکِن اب لاش کا کیا کروں.؟
    😱😱😱😱😱😱

    waqas dar
    Submitted 28-06-2017 by waqas dar in Funny Jokes
  17. Rishte ki kamzoori

    جب رشتے کمزور پڑ جائیں، تو انسان کو ہر بات "طعنہ" اور ہر نصیحت "طنز" لگنے لگتی ہے۔

    waqas dar
    Submitted 10-06-2017 by waqas dar in Quotes
  18. Pakooro ki ijaad

    پکوڑے کی ایجاد و دریافت کی کہانی

    ایک محمد دین مکرانی مکران سے ہجرت کرکے لیاری آیا

    اس نے ایک دن تجربہ کیا کہ ساری سبزیاں کاٹ کر بیسن میں شامل کردی اور معقول سا پانی اور مرچ مصالحے ملا کر ایک ملغوبہ تیار کرلیا۔

    اب وہ کھانے کے قابل تو نہ تھا تو اس نے کڑاھی میں تیل ڈال کر گرم کیا

    اور اس میں پہلے تھوڑا سا وہ بیسنی اور سبزیاتی ملغوبہ ڈالا اور لگا کفگیر سے اس کو تیل میں ہلانے اور ساتھ ساتھ کہتا جاتا

    اڑے پکوڑے اڑے پکوڑے

    مطلب ارے پک جاؤ ارے پک جاؤ

    بس اس نے جو اس پکے ہوئے بیسنی و سبزیاتی ملغوبے کو پکاتے وقت نعرے لگائے تھے کہ

    اڑے پکو ڑے اڑے پکو ڑے

    وہ جس جس نے سنے اس کے دماغ میں بیٹھ گیا اور وقت کے ساتھ ساتھ یہ حادثاتی ڈش اسقدر مشہور و معروف ہوئی کہ آج تک ہر کوئی اسکو شوق سے پکاتا اور کھاتا ہے اور پکوڑے نام سے یہ آج خاص کر رمضان میں ہر ایک دستر خوان کا حصہ ہوتی ہے۔

    تو پھر کیسی لگی پکوڑے کی تاریخ

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    کتاب "اڑے پکوڑے اور مکرانی پکوان" سے اقتباس

    waqas dar
    Submitted 30-05-2017 by waqas dar in Funny Jokes
  19. Karachi Or Kadu

    ٹرین میں ایک آدمی اور بچہ ساتھ ساتھ بیٹھے تھے 
    آدمی بچے سے بولا 
    کچھ بات کریں ٹائم پاس ہو جائیگا 
    بچہ ... ؛ ... کس موضوع پر ؟؟
    آدمی ... ؛ کراچی کے حالات پر 
    بچہ ... ؛ ٹھیک ہے ، پہلے ایک سوال کا جواب دو 
    ... آدمی ... ؛ پوچھو
    بچہ ... ؛ کدو کا رنگ پاکستان میں سبز ،بنگلادیش میں پیلا اور ہندوستان میں سرخ کیوں ہوتا ہے ؟؟
    آدمی چکرا کر بولا ... ؛ نہیں معلوم 
    بچہ ... ؛ پتہ تمہیں کدو کا بھی نہیں 
    اور بات کراچی کے حالات کی کرتے ہو

    =)) =))  =)) 

    waqas dar
    Submitted 23-05-2017 by waqas dar in Funny Jokes
  20. Neechy nahi jana

    Neechy nahi jana...😃
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    ╬═╬ ruke niche nahi jana...😨
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    ╬═╬ bahut ziddi lagte ho..😫
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    ╬═╬ niche jane ka koi fayda nahi..😏
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    ╬═╬ pakky ziddi hain..😕
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    ╬═╬ akhari bar kahti htoon
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    ╬═╬ kuch nahi milega...😄
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    ╬═╬ time khrab hoga...⌚👈
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    ╬═╬ ha ha ha ha ha😹
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    ╬═╬ ab bhi time hai upar chala jaye..💪
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    ╬═╬ aajao fir niche ,,😈
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    ╬═╬ aur aajao ,😱
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    ╬═╬ aur tezz...🏇
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    ╬═╬ aur chala chal.👊
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    ╬═╬ aajao aajao....😀
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    ╬═╬ aur niche aajao... 😪
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    ╬═╬ kyu thak gaye ?😰
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    ╬═╬ saans chad gai ab?🙇
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    ╬═╬ agar pani pina hai ,,?
    ╬═╬ fir upper chale...🍺
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    ╬═╬ aur aajao ,,🙊
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    ╬═╬ jaldi jaldi..🚶
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    ╬═╬ bhage ab ,,,🏃
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    ╬═╬ ek bar pir kahta hoon
    ╬═╬ niche mat jao..👏
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    ╬═╬ wapis jao upper..👆
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    ╬═╬ aap abhi tak nahi gaye...😛
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    ╬═| aap to bahut hi ziddi ho..😯
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    ╬═╬ maan bhi lain baat..😟
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    ╬═╬ Ab aap niche a hi aajo..😬
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    ╬═╬ aur chal..🙅
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    ╬═╬ aajo aajo, aajo😏
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    ╬═╬ aur niche aao bhai..😋
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    ╬═╬ abhi toh aadha bhi nahi hua..😌
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    ╬═╬ aur aajao ,,😁
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    ╬═╬ mana nahi fir ,
    ╬═╬ aa hi gaye..😒
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    ╬═╬ kuch nahi milega,,😳
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    ╬═╬ niche kuch nahi,😕
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    ╬═╬ , kyu mila kuch,,😎
    ab itna neeche aye ho to Like or comment kar he do aB :p 

    Safa mughal
    Submitted 21-05-2017 by Safa mughal in Funny Jokes
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