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  1. جواب پراثر ہونا چاہیے جوابات پر غور بھی کیا جائے گا۔ give answer but true which really shows that you love yourself.

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  2. The twelfth season of the Indian Premier League (IPL) is not fairing out well for the world's number 1 ranked ODI bowler according to the International Cricket Council (ICC) as far as avoiding injuries is concerned. While the pacer injured his left shoulder after a scary dive on the last delivery of Mumbai Indian's (MI) season-opener against Delhi Capitals.(DC), the cricketing fans of the Indian held their breath when they saw him enter the field to bowl against Mahendra Singh Dhoni's Chennai Super Kings (CSK) with a swollen right eye on Wednesday. Nobody had any idea what sort of trouble did the 25-year-old had gotten into the get such a bad bruise on his face. So, when the match finished, people went crazy on social media demanding some sort of clarification on the horrific injury. What happened to Bumrah's eye? — Romsha ð®ð³ (@kohlischarms) April 3, 2019 Who punched Bumrah on his right eye? ð pic.twitter.com/s4935FMrU1 — Ojas. (@Ojasism) April 3, 2019 Why aren't people talking about Jasprit Bumrah's black eye?#IPL #MIvCSK — Maulik Sheth (@MaulikSheth03) April 3, 2019 When the question was put in front of MI head coach Mahela Jayawarden, he decided to have some fun with the frowning commentator who was interviewing the Sri Lankan legend. Upon being asked if he was the reason behind Bumrah's black eye, he quickly replied with a huge smirk on his face: “I think the story is he is going for a night-out you know and get into a brawl or something like that.” He then quickly clarified that he was only pulling the interviewer's leg: “Just joking. He missed a straight catch from Jimmy the other day. He was quite lucky actually. He had a pretty big swelling yesterday evening and managed to get it down. He's one of the good ones in the team.” Despite the injuries, Bumrah indeed has been extremely lucky for none of them have been grave enough to put India's finest out of action. With the 2019 ICC World Cup less than a month and a half away, he ought to stay out of trouble as his role in building an Indian side worth the trophy will be massive. As far as the game against CSK is concerned, it felt as if the huge lump on his face was bothering MI's top bowler as he went through the night without a single wicket while giving away 27 runs in four overs. Mumbai managed to add to the winning column nonetheless, thanks to Hardik Pandya's heroic performance on both ends of the pitch.
  3. Everytime Apple launches a new product, it's obviously the most memed and joked about thing. But, this time Apple made themselves a target for memes without even launching anything, actually basically by cancelling a lunch. Back in 2017, Apple announced AirPower, a product that was supposed to charge iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods simultaneously. Well, sounds a little over ambitious and turns out it was since the wireless charging map has been cancelled by Apple. “After much effort, we've concluded AirPower will not achieve our high standards and we have cancelled the project," Dan Riccio, Senior Vice President of Hardware Engineering at Apple, told TechCrunch. He also, added, "We apologise to those customers who were looking forward to this launch. We continue to believe that the future is wireless and are committed to push the wireless experience forward.” Well, people don't need to think even twice to make fun of Apple - through their Apple devices, ironically - and that's what happened as soon as the AirPower news came out. It's a big goof up. THEY. HAD. THE. AIRPOWER. ON. THE. BACK. OF. THE. BOX! Soooo...This is a collector's item now right? ð Definitely NOT gonna open it now ððð #RIPAirPower #AirPower pic.twitter.com/EZc33VETJb — Brian Tong (@briantong) March 29, 2019 A meme in a meme. Cancelled. #AirPower #Apple pic.twitter.com/ze5TK6pVPN — user1993 (@user1993_) March 29, 2019 Already? pic.twitter.com/7KCPMneBU1 — Steve Streza (@SteveStreza) March 29, 2019 Apple, just shrugging. Me: Where is AirPower Apple: pic.twitter.com/hPNkBYKcxl — Sam Anderson+ (@SamTheMCD) March 25, 2019 Perfect. #Apple users' reactions on #AirPower delays and cancellations from 2017 to 2019 :) https://t.co/KVePMqh9cC pic.twitter.com/KchluWraqM — Arun Shekhawat (@ar5hek) March 30, 2019 Apple: “Aww, man.” At least we never printed AirPower on any packag— #OneLessThing #AirPower pic.twitter.com/ljVngWbEEp — ᴺᴼᵠJony Ive (@JonyIveParody) March 29, 2019 Just a little. too soon? pic.twitter.com/0oXGxB31si — Angel Jiménez de Luis (@angeljimenez) March 29, 2019 Yep. every wireless charging mat manufacturer right now#AirPower pic.twitter.com/rDzaae1IUx — Renzo Pacheco (@renzopachecoj) March 29, 2019 It sucks. @apple @tim_cook #Airpods I bought last week mention #AirPower ! It is a trahison !! pic.twitter.com/IZATWEFx1A — Nicolas Dujardin (@dujnic) March 29, 2019 Still could happen. I feel like canceling AirPower is a very elaborate prank and @tim_cook will post a video on Monday, screaming 'April fools!' — Matt Hallmann ð (@MattHallmann) March 30, 2019
  4. Chris Evans is really out there playing with everyone's emotions and if he keeps it up, he'll be demoted to the second best Chris is Hollywood for me. But, for real, the biggest question and the scariest thing about 'Avengers: Endgame' is the fate of the OG Avengers especially Tony Stark and Steve Rogers. Everyone is 90% sure that this movie would be the last Marvel movie for both of them but this is still not confirmed. Everyone is already dreading and crying about Captain America's possible death in 'Endgame' and Chris himself is not making things better for the fans. First, it was his emotional tribute to Cap on the last day of filming and now he's basically joking about Cap dying in interviews. ICYMI, he opened up about a lot of different things in his interview with The Hollywood Reporter recently, talking about everything from Avengers to hating Trump to his retirement rumours. The main part any Marvel fanboy could focus on was his jokes about death, of course. When the interviewer jokingly asked him about the ending of 'Avengers: Endgame', he said, “Yeah, I wish I could. Uh, it's — I mean — it's a good one. It's a real good one. I saw, like, the first hour of it.” The joke continues and he's asked whether it was till Cap's death, and he said, “Right, exactly. After I die by Tony's hand, I just said, You know what? I can't watch this.” Chris, you're on thin fucking ice, don't even joke about it like that. But, also I guess he's the only one allowed to joke about it. Towards the end, he's back with this Cap's death bullshit, and I personally want to go fight him for playing with our emotions this much. He revealed that even he choked up three times while watching the movie because it's that good. Well, looks like we're all going to be bawling our eyes out in the theatre now. The interviewer kept up the joke and asked him if he cried because Cap dies, he said, “Right, it's hard. Seeing my own death. It's going to be a long movie, that's for sure. The first edit clocked in over three hours. My funeral's like an hour.” Chris, this is for you- Well, at least he can't get fired now.
  5. Earlier this February, Bayern Munich did relatively well after travelling to the Anfield and restricting a rampant Liverpool brigade to a goalless draw in the first-leg of the Round of 16 clash in the UEFA Champions League. Given Liverpool's form and might, the 0-0 draw had initially tilted the Round of 16 battle in Bayern's favour ahead of the second-leg tie. But, on 14th March, when the Reds travelled to the home of the German giants, the events that unfolded at the Alliaz Arena, broke all myths that people had from the first-leg. Sadio Mane looked at his destructive best, scoring two key goals for the visitors who secured their berth for the quarterfinals on the back of a 3-1 (on aggregate) win. © Reuters The only silver lining for Niko Kovac's men turned out to be Joel Matip's own goal in 39th minute. But, even that wasn't enough to thwart the efforts of Liverpool to progress further in Europe's top competition. If Bayern's hapless performance on a wet in Munich failed to impress their fans, winger Franck Ribery's decision to sport a weird hairdo in the match, further made the butt of all jokes on the social media. For many 35-year-olds, natural hair is an absolute luxury. While some worry about losing it, others are just lucky enough to still have it. And, when you look at Ribery, you know he belongs to the latter category. But, still, for reasons unknown, the Bayern winger made a complete mess of his natural hair. © Reuters His decision to shave the sides and carve a number '7' at one end made him a laughing stock as soon as he stepped on the pitch to face Liverpool. For someone his age, Ribery looked like a kid whose bid to stand out amongst his mates went horribly wrong. Following Bayern's loss, football fans (mostly Anfield loyalists) targetted the French footballer for his surprising haircut. pic.twitter.com/VjvOGay2Tw — airlangga (@gagahyta) March 14, 2019 Franck Ribery's haircut pic.twitter.com/cw9lbEQQ9j — Cardigan Bravo (@Heisenbert) March 13, 2019 Massive respect for Franck Ribery, who paid tribute to James Milner last night by shaving our midfielder's number into his hair, aged 35 ðð¾ pic.twitter.com/obRrL8zdNq — Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) March 14, 2019 Absolute hacking bit of kit, this guy! ð — Chris Toft (@ChrisToft1986) March 14, 2019 Pure eye cabbage right there ð — Trev Schott (@shenobi78) March 14, 2019 ð‍âï¸ Franck Ribéry will be 36-years-old next month and he's still getting haircuts like my little cousin...#BAYLIV pic.twitter.com/kf3RL9ohSf — The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) March 13, 2019 Franck Ribéry is going to be 36 next month. What on earth is he doing getting this haircut ðð­ð pic.twitter.com/BpAwKPZwPn — Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) March 13, 2019 Franck Ribery is way too old to be shaving his shirt number into his hair ð — Tseels (@SeelTeam6) March 13, 2019
  6. Akshay Kumar never ceases to amaze us with all the outrageous things he does. He's the ultimate stuntman of Bollywood and well, his stunts are now even escaping the big screen to real-life. He can set any stage or runway on fire just because it's him, but yesterday, he decided to make things a little more literal. By now, everyone has probably seen a literally lit Akshay Kumar walking down the ramp in a suit that was on fire. Literally, all fired up for my association with @PrimeVideoIN's THE END (working title). Trust me, this is only the beginning ð@JSalke @vikramix @Abundantia_Ent pic.twitter.com/BL2PS4iJPQ — Akshay Kumar (@akshaykumar) March 5, 2019 Akshay Kumar is honestly the only person in the world who would light himself on fire to promote a show, and the only explanation is that he's Akshay Kumar. This fiery stunt obviously got even better - and of course lit - reactions and jokes online and his wife Twinkle Khanna decided to start it off. Crap! This is how I find out that you decided to set yourself on fire ! Come home and I am going to kill you-in case you do survive this! #GodHelpMe https://t.co/K7a7IbdvRN — Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) March 5, 2019 The man's not afraid of fire, but he's still afraid of something much more scarier. Now that's something I'd actually be afraid of ð¬https://t.co/cqCqXDrbSs — Akshay Kumar (@akshaykumar) March 5, 2019 Amazon Prime also got in on the action. teri jali na?ð¥ pic.twitter.com/uGqxu7zhvv — Amazon PrimeVideo IN (@PrimeVideoIN) March 5, 2019 No one ever. Literally no one: Seriously, no one: Akshay Kumar: let me light myself on fire to promote a show https://t.co/gwiveuC0V1 — accio (@itsmaliwhooo) March 5, 2019 You know it's going to be fire. When you get the aux cord in the party. #AkshayKumar #BollywoodCelebs #celebration https://t.co/tEpPbaTByp — Rich Mohanty (@MohantyRich) March 5, 2019 This is it, the most relatable reply. me pretending everything is fine when my life is falling apart https://t.co/Vz5UMXHMjr — diti ð»(@ughditi) March 5, 2019 We've all been there. Me after eating that momo chutney https://t.co/NPkoTm9Ire — Harshit (@Harshithappened) March 5, 2019 The most common, but still valid reaction. Now that's what I call LIT! https://t.co/xyoMKTgDob — MANJmusik (@MANJmusik) March 5, 2019
  7. The sixth season of 'Koffee With Karan' is hands down the best season of all time. In fact, with each episode, the show is only getting bigger and better, both for the fans as well as for the trolls. The previous episode saw the cast of 'Student Of The Year 2' Tiger Shroff, Ananya Panday and Tara Sutaria brew gossip and coffee on Karan Johar's coveted 'Koffee' couch. The episode ended with Ananya Panday winning the hamper and now she is winning the internet by trolling herself. View this post on Instagram And I won the hamper!!! â¤ï¸ðºð» “itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki he” 𤪠I hope you guys “enjoyed”!!!! ð#KoffeeWithKaran A post shared by Ananya ð©ð»‍ðð« (@ananyapanday) on Feb 17, 2019 at 8:51am PST Ananya's confession of not being deserving enough to be a part of the show wasn't the only highlight; her expressions too caught people's attention, which is now being used to churn out hilarious memes. View this post on Instagram Koffee has never tasted better â¤ï¸âï¸ A dream come true for me!!! Thank you so much @karanjohar for having us ð©ð»‍ð @tigerjackieshroff @tarasutaria__ #SOTY2 #TheStudents #KoffeeWithKaran A post shared by Ananya ð©ð»‍ðð« (@ananyapanday) on Feb 10, 2019 at 4:27am PST But, what's funnier than the memes on Ananya? The fact that she is sharing them herself and relating to all of them. Screenshot Screenshot Screenshot Screenshot For instance, this meme referring to her reaction to Kartik Aaryan's character Chintu Tyagi from the movie 'Pati Patni Aur Woh'. Screenshot Although 'Student Of The Year 2' is yet to release, Ananya has already bagged her second film. She will be seen opposite Kartik Aaryan in 'Pati Patni Aur Woh' that also stars Bhumi Pednekar.
  8. “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” – Pearl Bailey, Actress “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe, Playwright “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin, Actress “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa, Poet “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard, Author “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger, Political Scientist

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  9. “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.” – Laurence J. Peter, Educator “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan, Comedian “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.” – James Thurber, Cartoonist

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  10. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.” – Walt Disney, Animator “Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato, Philosopher “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor, Acress

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  11. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz, Cartoonist “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner, Comedian “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde, Playwright “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal, Author

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  12. “Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning, Poet “The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.” – Margaret Atwood, Author “It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.” – John Bulwer, Physician “Love is the greatest refreshment in life.” – Pablo Picasso, Artist

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    “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones, Engineer

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  14. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss, Author “The art of love…is largely the art of persistence.” – Albert Ellis, Psychologist “Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.” – Katharine Lee Bates, Songwriter

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  15. Valentines day 2019 Quotes “There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.” – George Sand, Author “Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday.” – Ted Koosner, Poet “Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.” – Trent Shelton, Football Player “Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.” – Rumi, Poet “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.” – Max Muller, Philologist

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  16. Life gives us many things to be thankful for. I give thanks to God for you! A blessing in my life, you are!

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  17. Great love awakens us to the fullness of life. Great love shapes us. When we are an embrace of love the world appears brighter and evens our food taste better when we love.

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  18. I love you. Today. Right now. Just as you are. And I know, with time we will change. We will evolve. We will grow. And I hope we do all of it together.

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  19. I love you so much that when I think of you, I cannot get any work done. Uh oh, my boss is calling me.

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