We have heard so much about everyone's Aadhaar information leaking, but don't worry, it's very secure. In fact, it's so secure that it's specially kept behind walls that are 13 feet high and 5 feet thick. Well, now that's the widely known benchmark for cybersecurity, isn't it?

No? Okay.

But, Attorney General K K Venugopal thinks so. He appeared in front of a five-judge Constitutional Bench of the Supreme Court to argue the fact that all the Aadhaar data remains safe and secure behind a complex in Manesar that has 13-ft high and 5-ft thick walls.

He defended the scheme saying that it is a “serious effort to end corruption”. Moreover, he even offered to show the judges a 4-minute video of the complex by the CEO of UIDAI, adding that the CEO has a “Ph.D. in Computer Science” and could answer all queries of the bench on issues like surveillance, data security, and exclusion in a power point presentation.

Everyone on Twitter is obviously very relieved because everyone's data is now so safe and secure.

The Great Wall Would Have Been Better

It is just as well that KK Venugopal didn't say that Aadhaar data is safe because of Rahul Dravid, the great wall.

— Salil Tripathi (@saliltripathi) March 21, 2018

Hackers, Watch Out!

Leaked footage of a hacker who wanted to steal Aadhaar data, thwarted by UIDAI's wall pic.twitter.com/QumNRUBzfD

— Rohin Dharmakumar (@r0h1n) March 21, 2018

Speechless Is The Word That Truly Sums It Up

In Supreme Court today:
Govt:
Will demonstrate safety precautions of Aadhaar. Our data centre has walls that are 13 feet high, 5 feet wide. 

Speechless. #Aadhaar

— Name can be blank (@shubHASHISH) March 21, 2018

Yes, Probably

Someone on WhatsApp wondered if that wall is as thick as the Attorney General. ð https://t.co/eZvxithoxA

— Mitali Saran (@mitalisaran) March 22, 2018

This Is It, This Is The Best One

payment just aaya

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Mind It

And should #Aadhaar data ever leak through the 13 feet wall I'm sure Govt. has a team of masons available round the clock to plug the leak. Mind it you anti-nationals. âºâº

— Sumanth Raman (@sumanthraman) March 22, 2018

The Best Wall

Your #Aadhaar data is behind these walls .. : AG
OG Lo-G Suno-G pic.twitter.com/slvpLjc2Da

— Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) March 22, 2018

See, They've Thought Of Everything

Phew! So relieved to hear that they don't keep any #Aadhaar data in the cloud; it could leak during the rainy season. https://t.co/5Fn4vBafK9

— Anuradha (@anuradha_kush) March 21, 2018

Yes, This Is Exactly How It Works

10 ft thick* wall protecting Aadhaar data from the hackers.

*5' 11" rounded up to the nearest 10 pic.twitter.com/TCejnrEYZq

— Anuradha (@anuradha_kush) March 21, 2018

Yep

87 year old senior , AG KK Venugopalan has  said " Aadhaar data remains safe and secure,  behind a complex that has 13-feet thick walls."

...... as are  some superlative brains as well  !ð§ ð¤¦‍âï¸ð¤¦‍âï¸#aadharFail pic.twitter.com/AneDWTLdQ8

— kasturi shankar (@KasthuriShankar) March 21, 2018

Double Protection

#Aadhaar data is secure behind walls that are 13 feet high and 5 feet thick, the govt's top lawyer says. So hackers now need to first break walls before breaking into systems.

— Ritesh Bhatia (@riteshb2) March 21, 2018

Exactly

Government saves data from hackers*

*with shorter ladders. https://t.co/o9qq4p4023

— Karuna Nundy (@karunanundy) March 22, 2018

Hackers Will Have To Literally Break In Now

Hackers trying to breach #Aadhaar database. pic.twitter.com/uYjFsZQET4

— Anand V (@iam_anandv) March 22, 2018

Stupid Facebook

Had Facebook secured the user data in a building that has 10 ft thick walls, like Indian Govt is doing for Aadhaar, data breach by Cambridge Analytica wouldn't had happened.

Stupid Facebook.

— Jet Lee(Vasooli Bhai) (@Vishj05) March 21, 2018

Probably

Govt says Aadhaar data is safe behind 10 ft thick walls.

Next, they're gonna set the wall on fire to make a firewall. #firewall #aadhar

— Nazrul Islam (@nazrulislambhat) March 22, 2018