‘Great Expectations’ makes for a good read but when you are getting some real action, it’s better not to let your mind run loose and keep things as real as possible. Here are some things to keep in mind while getting down and dirty.

1. Nailing Her The Wrong Way

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If your hands are going down there, they need to be really clean and completely trimmed. I’m talking on behalf of every girl here, please don’t ignore this.

2. Don’t Be A Tom, Dick And Hurry

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Slow and steady wins the race – this ideology should be applied here. Going slow and indulging in a lot of foreplay really works in favour of both and sets the mood.

3. Bahadur, Peeche Ka Darwaza Band Kardo

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No, just no. If you already don’t know, anal *** needs some preparation. It cannot happen in the moment, especially if you both haven’t talked about it before.

4. Chill, it’s not a drill

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That area is sensitive guys, go easy. It’s more about the technique than just randomly rubbing. Go slow and figure out what she likes.

5. If You Wanna Get Blown, Don’t Forget To Make Her Moan

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Expecting the girl to go down on you but cringing about returning the favour is wrong on so many levels. Suck it up (she sure did!) and take your time while you’re at it.

6. If You Have To Ask, Then You’re Not Good At The Task

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If you really have to ask, it hasn’t happened. Asking “Have you cum?” would not speed it up, rather it will probably just slow it down even more.

7. Don’t Be A Prick When You Use Your Dick

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Don’t be cocky. Overconfidence will not work for you, especially in bed.

8. Protection Is Better Than Cure

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Sure, it might feel better without a condom but is it worth the risk? Don’t be silly, cover your willy!

9. When You Wish For ‘Sahara’ But Are Nothing Short Of ‘Amazon’’

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How can you expect the girl to be completely hairless when you take grooming tips from Harambe. Shaving just your beard is not enough, shave your balls too.

10. Don’t Be A Fool When She’s On Your Tool

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You do know that almost everybody has a gag reflex, right? How would you like if she ends up puking on you?

11. If She Says No, Don’t Push Open The Door

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Never forget – no means no, always.