If there's one author who can turn around a bad evening, it's PG Wodehouse. No matter how deep you are in the sh*t, his mean humour will find a way to cheer you up. With an exhaustive list of over 90 books and 200 short stories, Wodehouse has left us with a huge chunk of crisp literature to consume. Good writers don't really mince words and so shouldn't you. Many a great evening has been ruined by people merely out of obligation to be polite. But worry not, we bring you some of the best wisecracks by Wodehouse that double up as sassy comebacks to throw in the face of those you can't suffer. 

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Next time someone advises you on your life, you give them this  

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I'd call you a party kicker

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You all know someone you want to say this to 

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When someone tells you you should apologize 

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This is worth a shot 

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Killing ‘em softly 

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Why now my man Jeeves!

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