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Mallya's Jail To Bail Journey Is Quicker Than The Speed Of Light & Twitter Has Its Humour In Place


He might be absconding from the country, but that is not stopping him to love a lavish life. Vijay Mallya's ‘jail and bail' game has literally become a joke to everyone. He owes over Rs 9,000 crore to the country and has been living in London for over a year.

Vijay Mallya Bail Twitter Reactions© Twitter

He was taken into custody again yesterday but like the last time, he was out on bail in no time. Twitter is obviously not surprised. When the news flashed about him being taken to jail, people celebrated the initial minutes.

#VijayMallya finally got arrested in London n now Indian police is like.. pic.twitter.com/7Km71Y1FFx

— Priyanka Digraskar (@Ipriyanka_D) October 3, 2017

Mera piya ghar aaega, o raam ji !
Mera piya ghar aaega, o raam ji !  #VijayMallya

— Rajdeep gharbechai (@rajbeep420) October 3, 2017

Morning : Honeypreet gets arrested.

Evening : Moneypreet gets arrested.
ðð#VijayMallya

— LolmLol (@LOLiyapa) October 3, 2017

However, soon the news broke about him getting bail. He was out on the streets in no time and that's when the jokes also started pouring in.

Lol ð
I'm having my tea whn heard that Vijay Mallya is arrested

Whn i finised my tea another news of Mallya got bail ð#VijayMallya

— Its_neha (@chweetletstweet) October 3, 2017

His speed of bail is proportionate to you reaching home after a long traffic jam.

i'm leaving frm hospital to my home, it wud take me an hr to reach. is it too much time for Vijay Mallya to get bail?

— Mansi Yadav (@mansiyadav003) October 3, 2017

Oxford dictionary will shortly contact him for adding his name as a synonym to ‘fast'

New English grammar:

Fast
Faster
Vijay Mallya bail

— Sarcastic Dude (@Sarcasticdudee) October 3, 2017

Indians have the best jokes, I have no doubt about that.

Normal person: ek 'Bhel' dena.
Shopkeeper: ha bas 2 minute

Vijay Mallya: jra 'Bail' dena.
Court: ha bas 2 minute.#VijayMallya

— prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) October 3, 2017

*Me cooking Maggi*
News- #VijayMallya got arrested.
News- #Vijay Mallya got bail.
*& I am still cooking Maggi*

— Saniya Sayed (@Ssaniya25) October 3, 2017

What is the government doing and how is he still roaming on the streets without a care in the world, no one knows. Kingfisher might be underwater, but he is still the ‘king of good times'.

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