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Forget Crackers, Check Out These Crackling Pick-Up Lines To Get A Date This Diwali


Using pick-up lines is possibly the most underrated concept in dating, at least that's what some people like to believe. I mean come on, doesn't it burn you boys up a little watching a suave guy at a party just making his way across the room smooth-talking with the ladies and blowing them away with nuclear lines?  But, remember there is a thin line between being a sleaze ball and a man who knows his game too well. Thankfully, the latter remains on the heavier end of the scale and these pick-up lines are proof of the same. So, if you too want to smoothly transit from the former to the latter without looking like a douche, then take notes from these tried and tested pick-up lines that can help you make that ice-breaking conversation efficiently. 

Today is Diwali and while some are crying over the cracker ban, let's take a moment and realize that most of us happen to be single as well. So, let's set our priorities straight and focus on something that is the need of the hour – crackers or crackling pick-up lines. 

1. Forget discounts, you are the best deal I've seen this Diwali.

Diwali pick up lines

2. When I wear ethnic clothes, every second girl falls for me…one and you.

Diwali pick up lines

3. Hey have you ever played Teen Patti? I am a Teen Patti champ. Do you wanna try your luck with me?

Diwali pick up lines

4. Hey, can you suggest me a good doctor? I am hurt because every time I see you, I fall for you. 

Diwali pick up lines

5. You like wearing a saree right? Well, trust me you won't feel saree if you go out with me. 

Diwali pick up lines

6. Hey are you smog? Because every time you're around, you take my breath away. 

Diwali pick up lines

7. Hey, is your name Laxmi? Because you are the bomb. 

Diwali pick up lines

8. Hey, is your name Fuljhadi? Because you're the spark that I have been looking for.

Diwali pick up lines

9. Hey, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Diwali pick up lines

10. I think you need to pay the rent for all this time you have been living in my heart. The amount is one date.   

Diwali pick up lines

 

 

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