First of all, let's get this straight. Our lives in fashion aren't the most glamorous. The work hours are nerve-wrecking, the blabber is constant, and flattery of every social goer is our holy grail. Doesn't sound like the most ideal life now, is it? But amidst all the pancake, bitch sessions among peers and uncomfortable outfits that make us itch all day, we asked 10 men at Fashion Week about the most unfashionable thing they did this morning! Read on to get disgusted.
1. "I wore the same underwear as yesterday."
But wait, Jockey or Klein?
2. "I ate tinda for lunch."
Boyfriend's or ex's?
3. "Holi's over, but I gagged on 3 gujias in the morning today."
But what's with this pichkari outfit that you're wearing?
4. "I puked twice, just to look skinny all day."
Oops, but what are those? Tyres?
5. "I woke up with my husband."
6. "I had diarrhoea in the morning, so went to the loo way too many times."
Did you flush?
7. "I lit a scented candle while taking a shower in the morning."
But what's this stink?
8. "I was running errands all day, till I came here for the show."
9. "I came here in a rickshaw."
That's because you're a writer and you earn no money.
10. "I farted at the last show."