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Uganda's President Wants To Ban Oral Sex But We Wonder How He'll Implement It


Any kind of *** other than plain old penetration is seen as unnatural by the conservatives. Uganda president Yoweri Museveni has gone ahead and warned the citizens of his country against having oral ***, because he feels 'the mouth is for eating'. *cough* a$$ *cough*

He told media: “Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders. The mouth is for eating, not for ***.” [as quoted by OkayAfrica]

“We know the address of ***; we know where *** is,” he continued. 

Uganda President Wants To Ban Oral Sex

It is to be noted that homosexuality is already illegal in Uganda. In 2014, the Uganda president had signed the Anti-Homosexuality Act. The punishment for gay *** in Uganda can get you life imprisonment too. 

Meanwhile in Uganda,  citizens are reminded that "The mouth is for eating" -President Museveni. pic.twitter.com/no3ajK6qZN

— thetouchguy (@anetouch) April 18, 2018

What's even more interesting is Museveni's statement after the law was passed. “You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address,' he was quoted by the Daily Mail. 

As always, dear Twitterati rose to the occasion: 

That escalated quickly

President of Uganda Yoweri Museveni is warning against #Oralsex.
When you're 73 and no one wants to blow you. #deadwillyhater pic.twitter.com/aNBafFSrjD

— Wale Gates ð³ð¬ð¬ð§ (@walegates) April 16, 2018

We've heard crazier things 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

president of Uganda declared that your mouth is for eating and he is going to BAN oral ***

ðð­ðððð

Man i done heard it all

— RUDE RA$TA ð¿ð¦ (@Rude_Rasta_) April 18, 2018

Exactly what we are wondering about 

#YoweriMuseveni has received a signal to RESIGN.
How does he plan to monitor people's sexual activities? Uganda has 43,96 million people.
ðððððð 

https://t.co/cZWq5GJUjB

— Uncle Sammyð¿ð¦ (@MashSammy) April 18, 2018

Well, if there are any Uganda citizens reading this and thinking nothing could be crazier, come to India. We believe in all kinds of crazy here.

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