For today's segment of 'nothing is trending so let's make something up', we're going to launch an investigation on Rakhi Sawant and her famous Instagram account.

First of all, if you're not following her on Instagram, then what are you even doing with your life?

She is the only Instagram celebrity that matters, and honestly, I feel like the term 'Instagram celebrity' was coined just for her, and if you have seen her feed, which is a work of art, you would totally agree.

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Don't you wanna party with her?

Forget all about maintaining your oh so aesthetic feeds, let her teach you the art of videos. There are hardly any pictures on her account because who has the time to type out a caption when you can just say what you want, record it and post the video. See, we're learning already.

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Who else will ever give you such quality content all the time?

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Musically stars are shook.

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She also hangs out with the best people.

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I'm jealous I've never had that much fun ever.

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I think we can all agree that she's one of a kind.

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Aaun main?

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The kind of content we deserve.

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In the middle of all the Oscar-worthy videos, we also have stuff like this.

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And this.

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And whatever this means.

Happy Father's Day

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I'm done trying to make sense of this.

He's my sweetheart daddy I love u papa ð´

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At least she's not biased towards Jesus.

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Her message for PM Modi.

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Wow, just wow.

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Throwback!

Happy Holi ððð¹ð¹â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

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She da bomb!

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I know this article went from complimenting her to taking tips about Instagram from her to subtly trolling her, basically it's all over the place and so is her Instagram so it's symbolic. Okay, thank you for your time.

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