India's top comedian of religious changes, Sofia Hayat is now officially hitched. Are we happy, are we surprised? I'm going to be be honest and going to let this pass. Severity aside, let's dwell into some serious, serious humour. Her wedding ceremony, that took place on Monday this week, involved a celebration that consisted of Egyptian rituals, carriage rides and invitees that came in dressed as royals. But wait, does this mean Sofia thought she was a queen? Well, to be brutally just, she actually did and why not? There's no one more foolish than Queen Hayat herself, single handedly dodging the Game of Trolls. Plus, doesn't she look simply divine anyway? 

© Instagram/Sofia Hayat

Just so natural, indisputably beautiful—Sofia's everything pizza-mami, Rakhi Sawant isn't. Jk! Heading back to visuals of the wedding of the decade, we witnessed a few moments that took our precious time away. Including the ones invited, who didn't leave a stone unturned. Like this 70-year-old hillbilly, who got his french bulldog along..

© Instagram/Sofia Hayat

..who happened to be holding Sofia's hand through the ceremony. Talk about the majesty herself, offering the Midas touch to her guests. 

©Instagram/Hana Hayat

But well. I won't deny, the groom—interior designer Vlad Stanescu looked quite sane. Though, his choice in women is making me question my former statement. 

©Instagram/ Sofia Hayat

But wait, what's this?

©Instagram/Sofia Hayat

Is it a mockery of the legendary dance form, ballet or is it the invitees drunk on the visual horror they've come to witness. Nevertheless, moving on..

©Instagram/Sofia Hayat

Now, I bet this image is from their post-wedding masquerade party. Oh, wait.. it isn't? It's a picture of the wedding guests following the theme of 'cherry blossom'? Umm.. but how is this even close? Where's the cherry, who's getting popped, where on earth is the blossom? Anyway, it's fine, please don't explain. Moving on to the animals, the real animals of the wedding..

©Instagram/Sofia Hayat

Aren't those unicorn horns on the horses? Where the hell is PETA, what the f**k is happening here? Anyway, now I'm exhausted. So here's to a happy ending with a picture of Sofia's wedding ring..

©Instagram/Sofia Hayat

Well, all I have to say is—happy married life, lovelies! Until next time and another cheap mockery.