Since we have promised you an ultimate guide that is what you will get today. An ultimate guide (not necessarily detailed for each product), for your ultimate pleasure. Definitely don't miss the suggestions at the end designed based on your specific needs. 

Sadly, *** toys are still not considered a part of sophisticated conversation, which also restricts the knowledge we have of the available products and companies which produce them. Most of the sales of adult toys happen online in India even though there is a surprising number of offline stores (though they can't legally sell *** toys in India) with a decent collection of the same in cities like Mumbai, Pune, Delhi, Lucknow, Bangalore, et cetera.

*** TOYS FOR WOMEN

Although in the international markets, toys for women are equally popular, if not more than men, but in India, it isn't as big a deal. The reason being, demand equals production. But, we've got the best products right here:

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Vibrators: Dildo, Luxury vibrators and egg vibrators ( strongly suggested *wink*).

Anal toys: These usually include vibrators or beads.

Ben Wa Balls: For strengthening your Kegel muscles ( also called, love muscles).

Others: Pumps, Strap-ons (for Lesbian or Bi experiences)

*** TOYS FOR MEN

The most popular ones are strokers which are a tunnel-shaped, skin-textured toy that slides over your erect ***** to perfectly simulate the feeling of intercourse. You might also know them by their other name i.e. Fleshlights which is also the brand that produces them.

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C-rings (or cock-rings) are stretchy bands that attach to the base of the *****. It is not for a solo act. It heightens your sensation and prolongs an erection.

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***** pumps are vacuum suction devices which pull more blood into the vessels for a harder, possibly larger-than-normal erection and temporarily enhanced *****.

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*** dolls or *** doll faces or mouths or half a body. Various options are available.

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Condom sleeves can be used to enlarge the size of the *****, for the pleasure of your partner.

Also, butt plugs if you wish to try something new. 

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What do you need to know about these sites?

Most of them offer discretion in their billing services as well as delivery, which removes the embarrassment of buying the products.

Which Sites do you trust?

Adult *** Toy India is one of the most trustworthy and first sites in India. While Onbedroom and imbesharam (whose brand ambassador is Sunny Leone) are the closest runner ups.

Which toy to start with?

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You won't know what works for you unless you have tried it, but the safest bets are Vibrators (please pay close attention to the sizes, maybe start with a bullet vibrator) for women and fleshlights for men or cock-rings (cheaper option).

Tip: TENGA products are the cheapest and a great first buy. Also available on Amazon India.

Which material should you look at?

Glass: Changes temperature pretty quickly. Won't shatter when dropped. Gives the feel of metal toys.

Jelly Rubber: Cheapest. If can contain the harmful chemical, phthalates. It has been replaced by Skin-safe rubber.

Latex: For the real kinks and requires a considerable amount of maintenance.

Metal: It is non-porous, waterproof, skin-safe, compatible with all lubricants and extra durable.

Plastic: Velvety touch with metal firmness.

Realistic Feel: Has the texture of human flesh.

Silicone: Most popular material for *** products.

How to buy your first product?

There are certain specifications which need to be considered. Like, for men, these 3 specifications are most acute.

How it measures up: Not the overall length but the insertable length. Also, check the girth of the toy.  

How it feels: Always check the material you desire and keep the place of action in mind. If you prefer bathroom then make sure that your product allows water play.

Power and speed: Check the charging mode and the types of batteries. We would suggest you buy a product with multiple vibration modes.

P.S.: We discovered the most interesting product during research, it is this artificial hymen. Did we say interesting? We meant creepy.

Let's make our Kamasutra obsessed ancestors proud and explore our sexuality with extreme but SAFE methods. And yes, PLEASE CLEAN THESE PRODUCTS REGULARLY.