If you've been on Tinder, you know the pain of swiping a hundred profiles right and not getting a single match. And even when you do get a match, most of the time it doesn't convert into a conversation. Most of your hellos and witty one-liners are met with monosyllabic responses or the standard smiley. Meanwhile, your college buddy is going out on his fifth Tinder date this month, and he is not even ripped like you! It's not about how you look, it's about what you say. The good women of Reddit tell us some of the things that we men write on our dating profiles that are instant deal-breakers. 

1. If you have to flaunt it to look cool, you probably aren't that cool.

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2. You are probably 16. 

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3. Well, well, well. 

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4. Looking for a girl who can hold a conversation. 

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5. Is HKV your second home?

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6. And the award goes to…

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7. Firstly, it's you're. Secondly, already swiped left.

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8. If only a dictionary was your favourite pastime. 

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9. Single for life. 

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10. Keeping it classy, guys. 

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11. You probably shouldn't even be on a dating site. 

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12. Catfishing anyone? 

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13. There's a reason dating sites provide you with an 'About Me' section. 

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14. No shit. 

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Brb, gotta revamp all my dating profiles!