Well, looks like we're not done talking about balls yet. Oh, and looking at Bancroft's crotch. (That came out way too perverted than it was intended to be!)

The sandpaper gate has been taking over the whole world after the Australian cricket team was caught cheating by ball-tampering and are now the laughing stock of the world.

Team Captain Steve Smith has stepped down and the whole incident is the biggest thing happening right now. And, since it involves balls, and we're all very immature, it's the perfect opportunity to make some really bad puns and very inappropriate, yet very appropriate jokes.

This is a once in a lifetime kind of news, and newspapers re not letting go of this chance to let their creativity flow.

Since Bancroft stuffed tape down his pants, after tampering with the ball mid-match, NT News had a very nice headline that deserves a lot of appreciation.

Image1 (NT News)

Wait, there are more puns, because obviously.

Image2 (Courier Mail)

Literally.

Image3 (Mercury)

Well, that were the funniest headlines, but if you want real jokes, you don't really have to look beyond Twitter.

Okay, who did this? #SandpaperGate #SAvAUS pic.twitter.com/aoHgWfgync

— Gasant Abarder (@GasantAbarder) March 25, 2018

Why would you do that?

Nathan Lyon refuses to autograph the kid's sheet of sandpaper, with a smile on his face. #SAvAUS #Sandpapergate pic.twitter.com/5f1LKC9Uku

— ARE YOU (@seriyaaz) March 25, 2018

That's a lot.

Materials found inside bancroft pants #SAvAUS #SandpaperGate pic.twitter.com/Wb2uP664aK

— Razhmi (@razmihere) March 25, 2018

I'm a full blown NT News fan now.

WE CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A FUNNY TWEET ABOUT THE AUSSIE CRICKET BALL TAMPERING SCANDAL IT'S SO BAD #SandpaperGate

— The NT News (@TheNTNews) March 25, 2018

Sums up the situation.

Doesn't matter who plays what team. Tamizh Meme nation is having a field day as usualð #SandpaperGate pic.twitter.com/rccSxNIoyZ

— Ravi Maestri (@ravimaestri) March 25, 2018

Probably.

I just checked my balls in the morning. They are not yet rough. I don't think the sandpaper worked well. Probably was made in China. #SandpaperGate

— BanCroft (@SelfTroll) March 25, 2018

Yes, you definitely won.

I win. #SAvAUS pic.twitter.com/GwPdj7gxVp

— IG: _cat.wa (@Legal_Cat) March 25, 2018

This is quite a common thing, apparently.

*Some famous ball tempering incident* #SAvAUS pic.twitter.com/iFHuqDjjrv

— ßÑà¸É¾É Gu᧠ð®ð³ð (@BeingFlicked) March 25, 2018

True.

Had Virat Kohli been the opposition captain, he would have made all the Australians remove their pants on the field. This could have been worse.#SandpaperGate

— Kaustubh Mayekar (@DumbInnerVoices) March 25, 2018

That must have hurt.

#SAvAUS #Bancroft just got hit in the Sandpaper region @SuperSportTV #SandpaperGate pic.twitter.com/GB5bZkwHgf

— david zidel (@david_zidel) March 25, 2018

The perfect ad.

Product placement 101! #SAvAus #SandpaperGate pic.twitter.com/7Ap6HU7KFn

— Amey (@comfortably_rum) March 25, 2018

Nailed it!

The best meme to describe the #sandpapergate. AIB nailed it ð pic.twitter.com/qQdTGX01AV

— Shubh AggarWall (@shubh_chintak) March 25, 2018

Umm.

Media : why did Bancroft tamper the ball? #SandpaperGate

Steve Smith : pic.twitter.com/4fmnpqfJ0J

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 26, 2018

Exactly how it went down.

#SteveSmith yesterday:#Bancroft #SandpaperGate pic.twitter.com/hIYlstLudh

— DJ ð§ð (@djaywalebabu) March 26, 2018

Bottom line is that the sandpaper gate is the best and the worst thing that has happened this week, and the ball jokes are honestly way too hilarious.