What the hell has the world come to?! I had heard about straight men pretending to be gay to enter suave parties but men pretending to be women to enter beauty pageants, is fucking unbelievable. Now before a ‘pre-diabetic pseudo independent body love crusading feminist’ starts saying ‘his life, his choice’, check this unfathomably idiotic story of this man who did just that.

Anthony Nagrony’s a dude, a dude with a dick! Come on, just because you call him a ‘dude’ you can’t assume his gender. Hi five, millennials! Anthony came up with the genius idea to enter a local beauty pageant. Yes, that’s right, a dude wanting to run for the most beautiful woman in the district. Welcome to 2017, welcome to the year of the facepalm! Anyway, Anthony entered the woman’s competition after his girlfriend helped him dress up as a female lingerie model. And guess what? Anthony was so petite that he fucking won the pageant!

Look at this picture, that’s a dude you are looking at.

Well, hell, since the competition was entirely online and the pictures show no signs of Anthony having balls or testosterone whatsoever, the judges fell for it. Soon though, his pictures went viral and some god-sent angel called out his bluff and his pageant title was finally taken away. Nobody still has any idea why Anthony did that. Anyway, Anthony just got a bitch-slap he deserved.

Please guys, don’t enter women’s beauty competitions, pretty please?