*** is great, but getting a blow job is f**king awesome. You haven’t truly conquered the kingdom of carnal pleasures if your girl never went down on her knees. However, thank the forever alone engineers, these days *** robots are getting more action than women. This one trend is spreading faster than the forest fire and it seems it is here to stay for long since the former apparently gives similar (if not the same) pleasure. Well, how much of it is true, is something that is subjective and depends on one’s personal experience and testosterone, but it definitely is an intriguing technological development to say the least. 

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Talks about opening *** doll brothels are already doing rounds and we just can’t explain how f**king excited we are about taking an international trip now. But, no matter how rapidly the technology develops, do you think it can overpower the pleasures a woman can give you? 

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Arlan Robotics took it on their onus to answer this question and introduced to the world an oral *** robot, who ‘looks and smells human’. In fact, this Model 1.0 Service Droid is said to imitate the same pleasure-giving motion that you experience during oral ***. If you think that you still haven’t developed an appetite for ‘silicone ***’, this robot might make you think twice, since it “looks, smells, feels and moves like a real human in the room with you.” 

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For all you single men, this is your ultimate chance to get some real action, instead of just sitting in front of your laptops and jerking off with Pornhub’s tab open. But if you think you will be shunned by your bros for having fun with a robot, well you can name her Mia Khalifa or Sunny Leone for f**ks sake, and turn the tables around all those mates who never took you seriously (although we don’t guarantee whether they will now either).

Have a look at the dolls in action here.

So if you are looking for a gentle foreplay or a brutal and rough 120 cycles per minute speed, this robot can do it all for you without any complaints. Reportedly, the firm is at the moment looking for financial support. Dude, how is such a masterpiece not getting any audience? We would give half of our salaries if needed to bring it home. 

Source: Daily Star