Damn it! It's like my social media feed has been hijacked by some guy named 'Kaleen Bhaiya'. Everywhere I look, every scroll I take, I bump into at least one mention of 'Kaleen Bhaiya' who is apparently calling out to everyone on my feed.

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Jana toh padega...Kaleen Bhaiya ne bulaya hai

A post shared by Nawazuddin Siddiqui (@nawazuddin._siddiqui) on Oct 8, 2018 at 5:37am PDT

 

When Sir Ravindra Jadeja calls people, they come running. But yeh Kaleen bhaiya kaun hai? Woh bulaaye toh jaana chahiye kya?

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) October 8, 2018

 

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Sab kuch chod ke, chale hum Kaleen Bhaiya se milne. Wish me luck! #KaleenBhaiya

A post shared by Faisal Khan (@faisalkhan30) on Oct 7, 2018 at 11:31pm PDT

 

Now, who is he? What does he want and why is he online? Well, I went into an overdrive and have come up with these 5 very convincing conspiracy theories about the man himself. Let's go through each one of them: 

New age Tamraj Kilvish?

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For all die-hard Shaktiman fans, a little birdie told us that Shaktiman might be coming back. Do you remember the arch nemesis of the most famous superhero, Shaktiman – Tamraj Kilvish and his killer tagline - “Andera Kayam rahe”. Maybe Kaleen bhaiya is the new super villain to our new age Shaktiman? A great superhero deserves a great supervillain after all!

An Underground Don Who Has Finally Resurrected?

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So from my day-long research on social media, I feel I might have cracked this mystery about Kaleen Bhaiya's identity. He could be one of Mumbai's very own don/bhai who has finally resurrected- straight onto the lap of our beloved social media. Do you think Chota Shakeel might be the brain behind this? Is he the reason why millennials are running helter-skelter on the internet? So who could be his target? 

Indian Version Of 'The Ring'?

Fanpop

Is Kaleen Bhaiya a desi, 4G super speed era version of the ghost from 'The Ring'. You get a phone call and then you die in 4 days?

Is It An Android/Computer Virus?

The IT Guys

What if this is the work of some malicious virus that is wreaking havoc in our lives? This infected virus could be the reason why our lives are acting up in the worst possible manner. So that's how viruses are named in 2018? 

Bigg Boss' Wild Card Entry?

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Oh, why did we not think of this? Bigg Boss is already gripping viewers all across the country. So could Kaleen Bhaiya be a wild card entrant on the show? 

Well, these are just some of the conspiracy theories around Kaleen Bhaiya that we can think of. If you too have seen social media erupting with Kaleen Bhaiya's stories, then do write in the comment section who you think he is. C'mon, reveal your identity already Kaleen bhaiya!