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Some Of The Most Hilarious Tweets About The Imaginary Place Called The 'Friendzone'


There seems to be a magical place where so many dude bros claim to be stuck in. Have you ever heard of it? It's a dreaded place called the 'Friendzone' and it's apparently every guy's nightmare. I mean, who wants to be friends? That too with girls? That's just wrong, it just goes against nature, isn't it?

Well, where is this place, though? I did some research (actually no, I just used some common sense) and found out the place actually doesn't even exist. Yes folks, friendzone isn't real and it's not up for debate, it's a fact. 

With so many people still living in denial about it, a lot of people online make fun of this imaginary place and here are the best one. 

It really is a big commitment.

Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have *** with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.

— Cutie McBooty (@8_Sisha) September 17, 2013

Facts.

love it when dudes say the word 'friendzone' as if its a real thing and not just a tool to make girls feel guilty 4 not having *** with them

— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) September 22, 2014

An informative tweet.

"I'm not attracted to you" "you kinda creep me out" "you perpetuate weird sexist archetypes" = the friend zone

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 4, 2017

It sounds great!

Me, entering the friend zone:
Wow this is beautiful. There are so many friends here. I am very lucky to be alive

— Eli Goldstone (@eligoldstone) July 21, 2016

Me too.

The Friend Zone sounds like a magical place where men constantly feel slighted and women are always in charge and I want to live there.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 23, 2016

Best way to deal with it.

A Man: did you just friend zone me
Me: no *slams adoption paperwork in face* I just son zoned you. Get in the car, you have soccer practice

— anjali!!! on hiatus ð⨠(@anjapatel) July 10, 2017

Smart move.

just to confuse people, I've named my vagina "the friendzone"

— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 24, 2016

Exactly.

imagine thinking that being friendzoned is worse than finding out someone u thought valued u as a whole person just wanted to **** u

— maddie holden (@winningprotocol) December 4, 2014

Hilarious.

I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone.

— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) March 27, 2013

Sure you are.

when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean pic.twitter.com/THGB06xcau

— millennial of manila (@MillennialOfMNL) October 12, 2017

True.

If you're tired of being put in the friend zone, I have good news. Women don't actually want to be your friend.

— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) March 26, 2016

That sucks.

I don't need femims because we have lost too many men to the friendzone. The zone where they get to be friends with women. It's a nightmare

— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) May 10, 2016

Just imagine.

You think getting friend zoned is bad, imagine your creepy male friend thinking you owe them ***.

— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) September 1, 2016

A lifehack.

You're never 'stuck in the friend zone', if you value having women as friends. pic.twitter.com/nOpvKMhgxb

— Steven ð³ï¸‍ð (@McJoberdeen) April 4, 2017

So scary!

me in a haunted house: friendzone

bros: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

— keely falalalalaherty (@keelyflaherty) October 17, 2016

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