Has it ever happened to you that you've come up with the best arguments after the moment has passed? Isn’t it the most annoying thing in the world? They say abusing is therapeutic. But you know what is even more satisfying – to hurl an insult so smooth it makes your enemies want to curl up and die. Calling people names is too passé; you can do better than that, which is why we compiled a few polite literary insults that are even harsher than the filthiest of abuses. Like they say, kill 'em softly. 

Word.

Let’s try a new relationship

Why you so modest?  

How to politely refuse dinner invites

Er, I’ll be honest

Let them take a good hint 

Burn!