Whether it’s casual, committed, recreational or just a good ol’ one night stand, there’s always that one thing that will irk you about your partner, when you’re in the sack. While it is usually considered rude to talk about the elephant in the room...pun intended, we asked 13 dudes to be totally honest, and reveal their not-so-sexy carnal moments.
1) ‘Most of the girls I've slept with go into 'corpse mode'. Essentially they lay back, pretend to be a corpse and expect me to do all the work. Not fun at all!’ - Amit, 24
2) ‘It’s weird—but they make men feel...disposable!’ - Mudit, 30
3) ‘What I hate most during *** is body lotion—it just doesn’t taste good!’ - Anuj, 23

4) ‘I find it difficult to remember names of full-time, in-between and barely-there girlfriends. Especially during ***!’ - Karan, 29
5) ‘The fact that we can’t receive multiple orgasms!’ - Manav, 21
6) ‘Women sometimes don’t want to use condoms! And I find it quite annoying to justify using protection to someone you barely know!’ - Simon, 28

7) ‘When she cums way before you do, and you’re supposed to hurry up or just...give up!’ - Pratap, 24
8) ‘When she falls asleep….while we are at it!’ - Rahul, 26
9) ‘Some women take forever to get off! You've fingered her for over an hour, lost your tongue in there somewhere, pounded her like a machine, and one hour later, she's still “almost there”’ - Ankush, 25
10) ‘The lack of foreplay!’ - Karan vir, 28
11) ‘Don’t tell my girlfriend, but I hate going down on her. And the fact that you—as a man, are supposed to love it, is beyond my understanding!’ - Jatin, 24
12) ‘Nothing!’ - Shashank, 27
13) ‘Garlic breath!’ - Akshay, 26

Illustrations by Samiksha Sharma

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