It's not rocket science to figure that throughout your life you're going to have a lot of ***. You probably have had most of it but did you know you can practically have *** for every occasion, need or want?  And if you experiment with having *** in different moods and styles, it'll just be easier for you to pick and choose what turns you on in bed, the most.

There are times you don't really plan *** to turn out a certain way and it takes you by surprise but when you're with your partner and planning a night of heavy coitus, throwing in a bit of experimentation, along with them, isn't such a bad idea.

Here are the types of *** you should definitely have once before you die!

Angry ***, That Is The Perfect Pacifier

There are ways to pacify your partner after a bad fight. You can take them out and feed them their favourite food, give them a huge hug or just ignore all the cliche and indulge in some angry *** instead. By definition, angry *** is termed as *** that's had when both the partners are seriously pissed off with each other. It's an instant steam blower and the results are a 100% positive. The heightened emotion and passion of the fight is redirected towards something less strenuous and more enjoyable. Try it if you haven't!

The Make-up *** That Makes Your Forget The Fight

If you ever have a ludicrous fight with your partner and find yourself being silly about it, you can always pacify each other, make peace and have the best *** of your life. It's totally worth it because the emotions you feel right after a fight are irreplaceable. The orgasm should not be the reason to pick a petty fight next week though.

'Morning Boners Need An Answer' ***

Morning *** is quite refreshing and let's face it, if she gives you good head in the morning, your day is gonna go just fine! Morning *** releases some happy testosterone and dissipates any pending stress. Have as much of it as you possibly can.

'The One Night Stand' ***

This can play out as your fantasy any given point in time and be something you need to cross off your list, pronto. *** with a stranger teaches you to let your inhibitions go and enjoy the ride, that'll only last you for the night. It can be anything you want it to be since there are no strings attached and no protocols to follow! Get on a dating app and get lucky if you haven't already!

The 'Let's Not Try That Position Again' ***

There has to be one position in the myriad of positions you can try with your partner that leads to severe injuries or shame. It could be backbreaking and animalistic in nature but you've gotta try it for the sake of laughing about it later or making a great story out of it. Who knows, you discover that mind-blowing position you've always wanted to in the process.

Goodbye ***

Maybe you're breaking up or have broken up but come back to have that one night of passion again or maybe you're leaving for another dimension, whatever it is, goodbye *** is full of passion and obscurities and it should definitely be had whenever the occasion calls for it. Consider it character building.

The 'Accidentally Breaking Things' ***

Sometimes when you're out of your mind with pleasure you don't know or chose to ignore whatever is around you. That's something you should experience for sure. You might go on a spree of kicking that lamp or breaking that stool or even throwing those things off the table while doing it but that's what's really fun, isn't it!

The 'Let Her Do All The Work' ***

Mostly it's a team effort, agreed, but once in a while you should just lay there like a corpse and have your partner go in all directions on you. Just once in a while. You'll make it worth your while, you lazy sleaze!

The Loudest *** Of Your Life

Have you ever screamed your guts off while doing it, just so you could piss your neighbours off? Loud *** is a thing and it's making a comeback. Why hold back yourself when you really want the devil out. whether it's blasting your *** playlist or moaning like an ogre, or even making a dent in your wall, with our headboard, make sure your neighbours shoot you the weirdest look the next time you bump into them.

*** is ***, whether is angry, violent or corpse-ish. You still have to feel each other and let off some steam but if you time it beautifully, you can certainly have the time of your life.