The CBSE’s physical education books have a benchmark for women that can even put beauty pageants to shame.  

Physical Education Book, 12th standard. pic.twitter.com/wpruZPBuXC

— Anuj Khurana (@HaddHaiYaar) April 10, 2017

So we wondered how B-town has a few beautiful, gorgeous women who do not fall in that category and damn, what do we do now?

1. Sunny Leone

Definitely doesn’t fall in that category. Too bad we can’t call her the ideal woman, though the entire nation worships her beauty but then that is not the benchmark here, right? Sorry Sunny, CBSE won’t recognise you.

Love this dress by @rockystarofficial and styling by rocky!! My cluck and jewelry by him!! Xoxo

A post shared by Sunny Leone (@sunnyleone) on Mar 26, 2017 at 1:05am PDT

So nice to finally be on a beach vacation Cancun Mexico!!

A post shared by Sunny Leone (@sunnyleone) on Mar 21, 2017 at 3:19pm PDT

2. Malaika Arora Khan

So what if she is a yummy mummy, she is smoking hot and even at her age, she is prettier than a college going teenager. Sorry ma’am, try again next year.

Good to be back.missed u #instagram ❤️️...... all dressed in @shanepeacock #mua? #hair @gpkritikos #stylist @manekaharisinghani

A post shared by Malaika Arora Khan (@malaikaarorakhanofficial) on Apr 8, 2017 at 1:30am PDT

 

Middle of nowhere...

A post shared by Malaika Arora Khan (@malaikaarorakhanofficial) on Jan 26, 2017 at 7:57pm PST

3. Nandana Sen

Beautiful Bong lady who cannot match up to the standards of a CBSE physical education book. That’s this piece of gorgeousness, we feel sorry for you.

© Twitter

© Twitter

4. Disha Patani

So how does it matter that she’s super cute, very sexy, freaking hot and has angelic eyes. The fact remains that she cannot fulfil the prerequisite requirements of what an ideal woman needs, according to the beloved CBSE. So sorry Disha Pata-ni who made these benchmarks, but you can’t make it to it.

@suneetvarmaofficial ❤️❤️❤️❤️

A post shared by disha patani (paatni) (@dishapatani) on Mar 26, 2017 at 9:08pm PDT

#pond'spurewhitefacewash#comingsoon❤️

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5. Ileana D’Cruz

Okay, fine. Well, she is hot. She is good-looking, but how dare you Ileana? Why didn’t you match up to the CBSE standards? How could you do that? Now every time I look at you, I will feel bad for CBSE.

Thank you to my ninja ladies @tanghavri & @divyachablani for pulling this look off at the last min for me! U guys r da bomb!!! ❤️❤️❤️ @aiisharamadan this absolutely stunning gown made me get out of bed n drag my unwell arse to the awards ❤️ thank u!!! #luxgoldenroseawards

A post shared by Ileana D'Cruz (@ileana_official) on Nov 13, 2016 at 1:27am PST

Thank you for making me feel so beautiful in your gorgeous clothes @ridhimehraofficial ❤️ was an absolute joy!!! ?

A post shared by Ileana D'Cruz (@ileana_official) on Aug 28, 2016 at 5:22am PDT

So lesson learnt. All your life, you were living a lie. Thanks CBSE for enlightening us with such shallow standards because by that scale, I can probably drown in a drop of water.