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We all would consider most of our current politicians and ministers, umm let's just say, as not the smartest of the lot. Honestly, we don't even expect them to know everything and actually think before talking, but people in power in our country still manage to disappoint us somehow.
That's hilarious and all for sure, but it doesn't seem that funny when you realize how influential these people can be for a lot of people in our country, and how gullible some people are. The tendency of so many people to just blindly believe and follow their 'leaders' is nothing short of dangerous.
But, the huge and hilarious f**k-up recently by Rajasthan's Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) President Madan Lal Saini will not – and should not – die down peacefully. His recent statement was further proof of how severely clueless these people in power actually are and well, who doesn't like to make fun of people doing and saying stupid things?
Everyone is aware of the alarming rise in cases of lynching recently, all on the account of suspicion over cow smuggling. Talking about that at a recent press conference, the state BJP Chief totally derailed his entire argument, all thanks to one, hilarious factual error.
Are you ready for the best thing to come out of a clueless politician's mouth?
Here it is: “When Humayun was dying, he called Babur and told him, 'If you want to rule Hindustan, you must keep three things in mind- respect cows, brahmins & women.'”
When Humayun was dying, he called Babur and told him, "if you want to rule Hindustan, you must keep three things in mind- respect cows, brahmins & women": Rajasthan BJP President Madan Lal Saini. (24.07.18) pic.twitter.com/ADIscc64vH
— ANI (@ANI) July 25, 2018There's so much to unpack here, so let's take a detour and go on a mini history lesson.
First of all, Humayun was Babur's son and Babur actually died 25 years before Humayun. So, yes this conversation is literally not possible.
And, second of all, how does he know of any conversation like this? It was never recorded, so yeah, it's even faker than all those 'motivational quotes' that Mahatma Gandhi apparently said.
The replies and reactions to this one statement are out of this world, as people couldn't believe that something like this actually happened.
Here's a better history lesson, because I'm also as inefficient as our Rajasthan BJP President here.
Look at this intellectual!!!
Babar died in 1531 itself &
Humayun died in 1556.
humayun was a babar's son
So how come both of them got
together?
This person must have graduated in
entire political science from jio
university.#bhaktlogic
A blockbuster right here.
Correct..while kauravs were waiting outside the tent, khiljee was planning to attack Delhi, lord Mountbatten was signing the independence documents. Also, Sikandar Kher was launched in movies.
That's called shakha education.
Don't believe everything on the internet, folks!
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe powered by WhatsApp University... https://t.co/rQxKK6IW8x
— Meghnad (@Memeghnad) July 26, 2018Did he slide into the DMs?
I can vouch for this. Humayun sent a DM to Babur, which was later hacked and leaked to the wikileaks. #ð¯original ð¤¦ð https://t.co/qf4RtojeQT
— Bhuvan Bagga (@Bhuvanbagga) July 25, 2018Totally!
When Lal Bahadur Shastri was dying, he called Ravi Shastri and told him " If you want to remain the coach of team India, you would need to do laundry for Kohli" https://t.co/Z1f6JU46SV
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) July 26, 2018Yes, exactly.
And he was only able to do it because Vedic phones had still not been banned by the Mughals. https://t.co/YF7kmQ0o9I
— Aunindyo Chakravarty (@AunindyoC) July 26, 2018The only explanation.
Humayun ne isake kaan me bola tha.https://t.co/sPDuSnXObY
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahullGandhii) July 25, 2018Secret CCTV footage.
No. He's right. He has CCTV footage of that day https://t.co/9xH01Qj2Tz
— रणà¤à¥à¤¤ वà¥à¤¡à¥à¤¸ राबिया (@life_hacker23) July 26, 2018Yep.
Humayun originally called Alexander but his ISD was deactivated owing to excess love jihad. Then they formed a whatsapp group called destroy Hindus with the Pope as admin. Then they caused a drought that created #Rajesthan out of the Indian Ocean. Stop lynching #IndianHistory https://t.co/UWfYKT1iAe
— Siddharth (@Actor_Siddharth) July 25, 2018So typical!
Summoned him using an Ouija board. And instead of asking him questions, gave him advice. Typical Humayun.
— Vinay Aravind ð· (@vinayaravind) July 25, 2018Bas mazak hi hai.
— Arun Arora #RYP (@Arun2981) July 25, 2018Kahaan se aate hai, seriously?
Kaun hai ye log, aur kaha se ate hai... pic.twitter.com/zKnMQ53Hk7
— Farhan Honnala ð®ð³ (@smfarhan11) July 25, 2018He was smoking some good stuff.
Was humayun smoking weed and was that how he was able to speak to his father babur who died years ago? https://t.co/H70OGOU4j5
— Wanderlust (@whimsydaisy) July 25, 2018A Mughal remake is needed now.
Apparently the mughals had some seriously interstellar moves going on ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£ https://t.co/OW5RQh02ks
— Girija Panigrahi (@PanigrahiGirija) July 26, 2018Loving the use of the word 'ghanchakkar'.
Iss ganchakkar ko koi batao humayun ka baap babur he... Jo Humayun ke marne ke 25 saal pehle marchuka tha....
— Dr Y Ashok Babu (@DrYAshokBabu) July 25, 2018
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