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These Tweets About Delhi Will Make You Shout Dilli Se Hoon BC


‘Dilli se hoon BC’ and ‘Jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?’ gives anyone Delhi feels even if they aren’t from Dilli. These hilarious tweets about Delhi hit you in the ‘dil’:

Delhi food versus Mumbai food is like comparing Virat Kohli with Ramesh Powar.

— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) April 22, 2016

Joke about Delhi and not count South Delhi girls? Not possible!

South Delhi girl waiting for bus at bus stop. pic.twitter.com/RdcaI52T2P

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 19, 2016

How south delhi girls ask for moov. pic.twitter.com/XuNGkSn1Ii

— Chika Pikaa Rikaa (@Simply_neev) January 30, 2017

Mera baap sab sambhal lega.

*Delhi*

Me *gets into an accident*

Other guy *gets out of the car angrily*

Me : yeh mere papa ka visiting card

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) May 1, 2017

Police Officer: Step out, Sir. Are you under influence?
Delhi Boy: Yes, my dad is a politician.

— Mihir (@mihirmodi) August 17, 2013

Everyone loves CP.

An old friend from Delhi called. I remember his name but I Connaught Place him.

— Numbyaar (@NumbYaar) November 17, 2014

So, dogs> cats?

Cats in Mumbai : Meow.

Cats in Delhi : Meowderchod.

Cats in Punjab : Purrrrrrrrrah!

— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) April 12, 2016

For all the Karan Grovers in the house!

If you live in Delhi, you know at least one guy whose name is Karan Grover.

— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) September 22, 2015

We love our ABCDEFGH

Delhi guy in Mumbai *calls friend* : Kahan aana hai?

Mumbai guy : BKC aaja

Delhi guy : Teri bkc bsdk

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 16, 2017

The beautiful thing abt Delhi is that whn 'A' says "Tu ganwaar hai bhenchod"

'B' takes offence on the other word

"Ganwaar kisko bola be??"

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) October 16, 2014

Yeh Dilli hai mere yaar!


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