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10 Hilarious Michael Scott Quotes From 'The Office' That Are Too Relatable Even Today


Steve Carell's Michael Scott from The Office is one of the most iconic comic characters in the history of television. 

While Michael's antics in each episode of the series might seem like they've been blown out of proportion, especially, with the conference room gimmicks, accidental offensiveness among other bizarre managing practices, at the end of the day, most of can relate to it. 

And besides that, just the fact that Michael tried his best every day to live up to the self-designated âWorldâs Best Bossâ hits closer to home. 

While The Office ended back in 2013, the mockumentary does leave us with iconic quotes from Michael Scott that are funny, insightful, and worth bookmarking.

1. When he displayed how he earned that "World's Best Boss" mug on his desk:

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âWould I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.â

2. When he expressed how much he was not a fan of Toby:

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

3. On leadership at the workplace.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âSometimes Iâll start a sentence and I donât even know where itâs going. I just hope I find it along the way.â

4. When he transitioned into 'Prison Mike'.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âThe worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they would come down and they would suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!â

5. When he was too emotional that he muddled up his sentence but it didn't really matter.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parents' dream."

6. On having a reason to complain against someone in a professional setting.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âI have a cause. It is 'cause' I hate him.â

7. On grief, after he learns about the death of his former boss, Ed Truck.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âSociety teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, thatâs baloney, because grief isnât wrong. Thereâs such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.â

8. On being cheated on, in a professional setting.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âYou know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice ⦠strike three.â

9. On superstition or being sceptical.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âIâm not superstitious, but I am a little âstitious.â

10. On sourcing information from Wikipedia.

Michael Scott Quotes From © The Office/ NBC

âWikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.â


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