You’ve probably been to the black market to sell your kidney for the red iPhone. As far as Apple is concerned, they want both your kidneys and will go to insane lengths to get it. With this totally fantabulous speaker, you can now play music in your house that you probably won’t own anymore. But this speaker is totally worth buying. LOL. Who am I kidding? 

This is a breakthrough speaker with seamless mesh fabric and seven –‘tweeter’ arrays (well that explains all them hilarious tweets)

Apple made a speaker.

It's black, and looks like a mesh covered trash can.

It's called 'HomePod'.

¯_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/PutpGpXziR

— baltmatrix (@baltmatrix) June 5, 2017

Well if it’s an i-Something, I’m buying it!

Apple Unveils ‘HomePod’ Smart Speaker https://t.co/xZ3WMK0waD #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/k1tU7GJxGF

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 7, 2017

Heart says HomePod . Wallet’s like, you’re a pretty good singer yourself.

Apple fans right now... #HomePod#WWDC2017 pic.twitter.com/qezCRqyIHB

— Chris Dmytriw (@chrisdmytriw1) June 5, 2017

Now to clean up your mess with this Apple mesh

I have the perfect stand for the new Apple #HomePod pic.twitter.com/bPxX8mSM4E

— Raz (@raztweets) June 5, 2017

Turns out I already have a #HomePod pic.twitter.com/VFUY6jfPIm

— Raz (@raztweets) June 5, 2017

Apple has created the home invader and named it HomePod (Like Zuckerberg wasn’t good enough at playing with our privacy)

#wwdc2017 What comes out of the #homepod if you get it wet pic.twitter.com/qUo9lxk4uo

— Justin @CartoonSmart (@cartoonsmart) June 5, 2017

So Apple might be crowned for the most lawsuits in court with the launch of HomePod.

Google's lawyers after looking at #Homepod pic.twitter.com/777YFnuctL

— John Atyxyt (@JohnAtyxyt) June 5, 2017

Britain needed new head guards for soldiers..so TA DA!

Apple's new homepod is going to be just $349! #WWDC17 #homepod pic.twitter.com/XxU1L5oD4D

— Izzy Piyale-Sheard (@izzydoesizzy) June 5, 2017

But Trump’s innocent….

Apple should make a special #HomePod for Trump that can only answer questions with misinformation & lies.

Oh wait, that's Sean Spicer!

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) June 5, 2017

To sleep on and dump all your useless dreams!

It looks like a fuzzy pillow trash can 😂 #HomePod

— Dory Glauberman (@doryjane) June 5, 2017

OH WELL, you should’ve already done that by now. LOL.

You can pre-order Homepod for your office desk Now! #startups #homepod #proptech #4ir… https://t.co/vYnBATd45V

— Homepod (@homepods) May 3, 2017

This smart speaker is Apple’s way of bringing Siri the’musicologist’ to your home. But every time you whisper, it’ll just go like “Sorry, I didn’t get that”….