It sounds incredibly enticing right now when I'm subconsciously mapping the levels of zero productivity in a day (No, Saturday has nothing to do with this behaviour), to just fly down to something called a Nap bar where you can do exactly what you want—nap.

But, two things. First, money. Second, I really doubt that if you go to a nap bar like the one in Spain. And just for your information, yes, nap bars are a real thing; at least in countries like Japan, Argentina, Belgium and now Spain, they are. A nap bar is basically a bar where you go to sleep, for however long you want. You're provided with these inexplicably comfortable beds with mattresses that feel like you're being held in the arms of God or something like that.

(c) Lonely Planet

But, anyway, I'll try not to deviate from the point I am so desperately trying to make, with repeated failure (see, I said I was unproductive today). So, there is a Nap Bar in Spain and it is called Siesta & Go. Comprende? Great! So, you know just what to do.

Spain is the next country to join the trendy nap bar bandwagon that already has countries like Japan and Argentina onboard. But, unlike what the bar's name suggests, I assure you two things—first, that there is more to do at the bar than just nap, like books and coffee, for instance; and second, that you will never be able to just ‘siesta and go' from this bar.

This Nap Bar is the answer to our Mondays.

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I mean, it puts your damn bedroom to shame, with all your fancy technology. Anyhoo! Point is, get your lazy behind off of your chair, buy a plane ticket to Spain (maybe let's keep it a one-way ticket, no?) and head to the nap bar where you can siesta all you want. Also, go rob a bank before deciding to do that.