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This Guy Talks About Demonetization In The Style Of An In-Flight Announcement On Twitter andamp Totally Nails It


Since the day of its implementation, demonetization has attracted fans and foes alike. But, one thing even the supporters would agree to is, had it been implemented in a better way, things wouldn’t have been this chaotic. Every now and then, new rules are being announced only to be modified later, leaving the public confused about the whole concept. For instance, the latest announcement was that you can no longer exchange notes over the bank counters, although it was earlier said that the last date is December 30. While the nation is facing a cash crunch, it was earlier reported that some printing defects were found in the new Rs. 500 note that further left people baffled.

Guy Talks About Demonetization In An In-Flight Announcement Style© Twitter

Considering the gemstone that Twitter is, it couldn’t stay silent and did what it’s known for, taking a humorous dig at it. Sanjay Sipahimalani’s analogy is by far the most hilarious one and apt on this whole fiasco. He explains the whole execution in an in-flight announcement style which you just can’t ignore. 

If in-flight announcements were made in the manner of demonetisation notifications: (1/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Hello, and welcome aboard. Do fasten your seatbelts, because we’re in for a bumpy ride. (2/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

You can stow cabin baggage in the overhead compartment for the first 15 minutes after which you need to place it under your seat. (3/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

After five more minutes, you can take it out and place it on your lap. Until further notice. (4/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

You can switch off your cellphones now. Those who switched off cellphones five minutes ago may be subject to penalty. (5/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

There is no penalty for those using pre-paid cards that they have purchased in the last 24 hours. (6/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Or is it 12 hours? We’ll let you know. (7/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Our in-flight crew will be happy to take care of your needs. Write down stated needs and get the signature of the airline CEO. (8/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Food will be served first to those sitting on rows 1 to 12. After 5 minutes, we’ll reverse the order. Then it's odd-numbered rows. (9/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Unless the food runs out. (10/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Those who are already full are encouraged to distribute leftover food to those less fortunate. (11/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

In case of turbulence, oxygen masks will drop down. Before using these, you need to provide a chest X-ray that is KYC-compliant. (12/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

The flight should take 60 minutes, but it could be more. Or less. It’s a small inconvenience. Take this flight for the nation. (13/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) 25 November 2016

Kudos to the guy for coming up with such a hilarious explanation.


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