As if one Dan Bilzerian wasn’t enough to make you feel bad about your 9-to-6 existence, there is yet another rich guy who is living the ultimate chill life. Big Mike is the ‘marijuana don’ making the world jealous, one man at a time. His real name is Michael Straumetis and he is the owner of Advanced Nutrients, a company that sells fertilizer/nutrients to farmers growing marijuana. 

His Instagram bio claims that his company is the world’s top cannabis fertilizer brand. And with those pictures and that chill life, we’d be crazy to question that claim anyway. A palatial house, smoking hot girls for company, and lots of weed – this guy’s in heaven right now. 

I’ll laugh even if I don’t get the joke. 

The party starts early at the #marijuanamansion. Weed, women, and song... I hope your Friday is off to a great start. Tag the friends you'll get stoned today with.

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Our smoking buddy is the street dog, who stays for the last biscuit. 

Team work... Tag your smoking buddy.

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Someone is living all our fantasies 

Thanks to all our growers, clients, collaborators, and celebrities that came out to the #BigMikeBbqBash last night.  We celebrated the 4th with a bang!

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Like all of them

Bed time stories #BigMike #AdvancedNutrients #MarijuanaMansion #420 #SB50

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Could one ask for more? “The herb is more than just a powerful potion..”

I recently sat down with @hightimesmagazine to discuss the Future of Cannabis.  Years ago, I correctly predicted where our cannabis industry would be today and I know where it's going.  Thanks to the Human Endocannabinoid System, we are actually wired for weed... One day soon, you'll be able to download your genetic profile, get it analyzed, and quickly learn which type of marijuana will work best for your desired outcomes.  To learn more about the Future of Cannabis, make sure to keep an eye out for my interview in @hightimesmagazine. I'll post a link in the bio  when it becomes available.

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Just an ordinary Sunday for Big Mike. Meanwhile, we continue to make poha on Sundays. 

Sundays are for lounging.

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“I wasn’t always the Marijuana Don. 

Like a lot of you, I was just a young kid with a dream. 

Driven. 

Hungry. 

The past is a prison. 

I refuse to incarcerate myself. 

When you’re feeling trapped by circumstance, remember this: 

On the other side of the prison walls is everything you ever dreamed of… 

Weed, women, and jets… Crazy parties at the Marijuana Mansion… You name it. 

Respect your past… and move the **** on.” – Big Mike 

I wasn’t always the Marijuana Don.  Like a lot of you, I was just a young kid with a dream.  Driven.  Hungry.  The past is a prison.  I refuse to incarcerate myself.  When you’re feeling trapped by circumstance, remember this:  On the other side of the prison walls is everything you ever dreamed of…  Weed, women, and jets… Crazy parties at the Marijuana Mansion… You name it.  Respect your past… and move the **** on.

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Do you believe in heaven? 

I live a badass life. Plenty of sexy women, the fattest, stickiest buds known to man, and one of the most successful companies in the industry. I didn’t get here by accident.  I’ve said it before - you have to set smart goals. You need to fight every perceived adversity, every obstacle, every day.  Look, I make this shit look easy.  If you think I didn’t have any hurdles to overcome, man are you wrong.  I’ve been through it all... Hospitalizations, legal fights, massive failure, crazy ex-girlfriends, you name it.  If you want this lifestyle, you have to want it more than you're afraid of it.  You have to love the grind as much as the outcomes.

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When you have happiness for breakfast

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day #BigMike #AdvancedNutrients #Cannabis #Marijuana #420

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It’s always about the right moves

Your move @cjsparxx  #BigMike #AdvancedNutrients  @SmartBeeControllers @terraformgenetics #SmartBee #SmartBeeControllers #networkedgarden ?? #dankdata #growroomexperience

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These are just some of our favourite things 

This is how you celebrate #NationalDonutDay in my house. What would you grab first? #BigMike #AdvancedNutrients #Weedstagram420 #Marijuana #Cannabis #420 #Munchies #Donuts

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Stop showing off! 

I grind it out harder than anyone I know. And the harder you grind, the more you have to take care of yourself.  There's nothing like an afternoon massage and a bowl of fresh herb to help me relax.

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What is your idea of wealth? 

Marijuana Monday. Do what makes you happy. #BigMike #AdvancedNutrients #Cannabis #MarijuanaMonday #MotivationMonday #medicalmarijuana

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