If Barack and Michelle Obama gave us relationship goals, Donald Trump can teach you how to get dumped. Or not, if you are the president of America. Melania Trump’s expression during her public appearances says it all. Someone uploaded these Donald Trump-inspired Valentine’s Day cards on Imgur and they are spreading on the internet like wildfire. Perfect for those who want to get dumped. Because, well, relationships can suck. Ain’t a double cheese pepperoni pizza better than a demanding girlfriend? You’re welcome. 

On a scale of 1 to Tinder, how desperate are you? 

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Sexting trumped!

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Unless you’ve named you cute little dog Putin, this one will make sure you’re single this Valentine’s Day

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Brownie points if your girlfriend is dark-skinned. Hello singlehood! 

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And you will pay for it! 

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Creep quotient higher than Uber surge pricing

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Get ready to be banned and blocked by her 

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Hang on there, Melania.

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Basically, you are calling her shit. 

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If your girlfriend doesn’t dump you after this, either she’s dumb or she has got a twisted sense of humour.