Everyone has that one friend who is forever single and forever desperate. Now you could be single for a while and be okay with it 

but you know your friend doubles his Tinder swiping time around Valentine’s Day.  Because let’s just admit; Valentine’s Day sucks when you are single. It’s just a day, of course, but when you are surrounded by red hearts and restaurant couple discounts 

everywhere, it’s a leeetle hard to keep your spirits high! 

BUT life also changes when you are on the other side and actually HAVE a date on Valentine’s Day.  If you are not single this Valentine’s Day, and your best friend is, go wild my friend! No, we aren’t talking about your bedroom plans; we are talking of giving a little chill pill to your forever single friend. Actually, you can send this to your lonely and sad friend even if you yourself are single, like us. What better way to cheer them up than to get a good laugh at themselves, eh? 

1. Duniya Haseeno Ka Mela

…But you are still single AF, bro. You ain’t Bobby Deol. 

2. Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye

Oh but you are not invited.  

3. Jumma Chumma De De 

Nobody to give you chumma this Valentine’s Day

4. Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha

Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon…

5. Sarkayi Lo Khatiya Ki Jada Lage 

Nobody to warm your cot for you. 

6. O O Jane Jaana

Bhai still virgin, looking for jane jaana. 

7. Tan Tanatan Tan Tan Taara, Chalti Hai Kya Nau Se Baara

The only ‘9 se 12’ you do is getting stuck in traffic on Delhi roads. 

8. What Is Mobile Number

Only telecom companies want to know your mobile number. 

9. Oonchi Hai Building, Lift Teri Band Hai 

Take the stairs, bro. You have to get rid of that paunch if you want her attention. 

10. Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye…

Only a pillow for you tonight. 

11. Dheere Dheere Se Meri Zindagi Mein Aana

Not so dheere though. 

12. Tadap Tadap Ke Iss Dil Se 

Bhai still saying no to rishtas. 

13. Main Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Yeh Baatein Karte Hain 

Ki tum hoti toh kaisa hota… But she ain’t here and you are single. 

14. Har Fikr Ko Dhuein Mein Udaaaa….ta Chala Gaya 

Just doubled your cigarette ration this month, did you?