Who says that 14th February is supposed to all mushy and red and pink? Let's celebrate this one of the most hated days with some humour, because our love life is already a joke, it's such a big joke that even my cat won't cuddle with me.

Here are some custom-made Valentine's day cards templates that you should send to your crush right now and express your true feelings with something hilarious. If sending this card doesn't get you a reply, tell them to talk to me, I'll set them straight for sure. But if your crush has a good sense of humour, you will get a reply, even though it might be just a 'hahahahha' but at least that's the perfect representation of your life on Valentine's Day so it's okay, it's symbolic.

Till then, enjoy and spread some love and laughs. If this ends up getting you a date, I accept Amazon gift cards as a thank you.