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18 Puns By Desis On Twitter That Are So Bad That They Are Actually Good


Personally, I think puns are the most under-appreciated form of humour, but it's just not fair. Puns are hilarious and need the recognition they deserve, because #JusticeForPuns. Also, you know how you can tell a pun is good? When it makes you literally look away after reading, that's how.

It's just a weird thing that the worst pun is actually the best one, and here we have tried to gather the 'worst' of the lot to spread some laughs. Enjoy!

Best way to break up?

Relationship status: 6 balls. Because it's over.

β€” shruti (@shrutithenaik) June 4, 2017

This is so good, that i just can't even.

Last time when someone called me hot was when I was blocking a bengali girl's way in a metro.

β€” SlyFy (@AristoTroll) August 31, 2016

What word play man, I'm impressed.

*Jasmine rubs a magic lamp*
"Who are you?"
"Princess Jasmine."
"Then why dress like a whore?"
"WTF! Aren't you a genie?"
"I'm a misogenie."

β€” Praveen (@Pravmaga) September 24, 2015

So Much Dedication For A Pun, Now This Is The Only Way To Do It.

Cousin's getting married. And I'm at the mehendi ceremony. So told the mehendi guy that even I want. pic.twitter.com/F6gIRjw7Ff

β€” Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 25, 2015

Hi5!

Salman Khan: Scotch aa gayi?
Driver: Yes
SK: Chicken, Water, Soda?
D: Yes..
SK: Then what's left?
Driver: Just-ice
SK: LOL.. *Hi5

β€” Aladdin (@Alllahdin) December 10, 2015

Β Another Visual Pun, I Love Twitter.

Iskolagadalatoh life pic.twitter.com/ILJ3xK81jC

β€” chillmonger (@krazyfrog) January 5, 2017

Naam hai?

What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw, "Ricksheymeintohwohtumharebaaplagtehai"

β€” K. (@beeba_puttar) October 20, 2012

Now, We're Asking The Real Questions.

Why does khudkhushi in hindi mean suicide instead of masturbation?

β€” jugal (@joogasama) June 5, 2014

Does it, though?

Russian porn gets me soviet.

β€” Madhura (@PunsTurnMeOn) June 28, 2015

Hence, proved.

Mathematical proof of why Bed is called 'Char-Pi'. pic.twitter.com/10ZvFgdw6Y

β€” mohitghune (@Ghunegaar) May 21, 2016

Dammit, why am i singing it now?

jab bhi koi chickpea dekhun, meradildeewana bole
chole chole chole, chole chole chole

β€” shruti (@shrutithenaik) August 1, 2017

Umm.

Girl 1-a what you doing ya?
Girl 2-nothing ya you ya?
G1-coffee ya?
G2- o yaya
G1- o yaya
Yayayaaa.
Yayayaa..
Jo bhimai ..kehnachahu...

β€” Bakwas Rider ðï¸ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) December 6, 2013

I love the use of the picture.

On Raksha Bandhan day Kohli becomes pic.twitter.com/gqEOi50qF6

β€” akhil (@akhilmonumathew) December 19, 2016

This is it, this is the best one.

Rivers can not hear because wohBehrihotihain.

β€” doju (@bdheeraj) September 6, 2014

Loving the photoshop skills.

Deepikachupic.twitter.com/tpqiK7Hxd4

β€” chillmonger (@krazyfrog) October 26, 2014

Oh no.

68 is a preposition.

β€” Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) July 20, 2013

I don't know how I feel about my new name.

IF YOU HAVE BLACK EYES THEN YOUR NAME IS RURU BECAUSE YE KALI KALI AANKHEIN? TU RURU. NOW APPLYING FOR NAME CHANGE IN PASSPORT.

β€” Bakwas Rider ðï¸ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) October 24, 2013

I'm confused.

At PVR:
"One chicken burger please."
"Sir do you want me to vomit?"
"Sorry?"
"Sir, I vomit?"

(30 second pause)

"Oh yeah please warm it."

β€” Akshar (@AksharPathak) September 25, 2013

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