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Someone Made A andamplsquoSmart Condomandamprsquo andamp It Will Track Your Performance And Judge You


You can forget everything that you are reading on the Internet today because now there is a condom that markets itself as the “world’s first smart condom”. It’s basically a cock ring that you can fit over any condom available today, and this ring can apparently track your progress, your performance and also detect diseases like syphilis and chlamydia. 

This cock ring first surfaced in July 2016 and it is finally available to pre-order from British Condoms for INR 4923. There is no word when it will be available and its release date is shrouded in mystery. 

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The condom is dubbed as the “i.Con” and has the ability to track your speed, duration of ***, “average thrust velocity” and the frequency of your sessions. These statistics can be tracked by the i.Con app which will give an insight or two about your performance, it will even stack you up against the best, which kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. Basically the i.Con ring will probably answer all doubts you’ve ever had about your sexual performances. 

The ring is going to work much like a Fitbit where you can charge it with a micro-USB charger and it will even have a one-year warranty (lol). British Condoms, the company behind the “cock ring” assures users that all data will be kept anonymous, however, you can share your statistics with your friends if you wish to. Here’s hoping the ring doesn’t get hacked by those Russians as it can lead to some very uncomfortable situations. 


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