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The 'Days Without Sex' Meme Is A Sad Reminder Of How Virgin We Are


'Friends' has a lot of iconic scenes and dialogues that we refer to every now and then, and one of the most hilarious ones is definitely when Rachel is trying to tell Joey how a 'bag' – it was actually a purse, let's be real – was 'unisex', so that even Joey can carry it.

The Best Of 'Days Without Sex' Meme

Yes, Joey did have a lot of *** throughout the series, all thanks to the legendary 'How you doin'?', but most of us aren't so lucky. It's hilarious, but just not relatable.

But, a new meme has popped up now and it's more our speed, because we can all laugh and cry to it at the same time. If you've been on the internet these past few days, you'll have seen the 'days without ***' meme floating around and everyone is adding their hilarious inputs.

I have been sending everyone these memes every day for a week, so it was time to turn my meme addiction into an article, so here we are! These are some of the best ones.

 I feel like this is the tweet that started the meme, but I could be wrong.

day 98 without ***: i slammed on my brakes so my seatbelt could choke me

— Days Without *** (@Appreciiationn) July 9, 2018

But, they'll say it wrong, won't they?

day 30 without ***: i've been going to starbucks for the past three days straight just to hear somebody scream my name

— mel (@melissahallas) July 13, 2018

Lots of choking.

Day 279 without *** : going to a club just to start on a bouncer to get put in a choke lock

— James (@james_mills__) July 16, 2018

That's not healthy.

Day 50 without ***, just fainted while stirring mac & cheese

—  (@vinnybrack) July 11, 2018

And, it goes perfectly with this vine.

Reminded me of this vine pic.twitter.com/5FJSBQxLKg

— IG : (t w i t t e r s h i i) (@justfunnyshit2) July 12, 2018

Leave mosquitoes alone.

Day 283 without ***: A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit

— Clif Mimosa (@ClifSosa) July 12, 2018

This one is a little unsettling.

369 days without ***, my mom hit me with a belt today and i moaned alittle... were currently not speaking ‍ï¸

— â¡ (@tashisthename_) July 10, 2018

It's wild from the start to the finish.

24 days without ***

This cop told me to turn around and put my hands behind my back, i said
“Yes daddy” and bit my lip

He let me go and gave me the 1-800-*** addition line

— Preacher_Holt (@KING_Holt21) July 11, 2018

The follow up tweet is way better, wait.

day 489 without ***: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl

— Ñαм â¡Ì (@sxmmie) July 7, 2018

See?

demon: hi-
me: spit in my mouth

— Ñαм â¡Ì (@sxmmie) July 8, 2018

This is it, this is my favourite one.

day 3OH!3 without ***:

i've started trusting hoes

— pineapples⨠(@richeeeeee) July 14, 2018

This is hilarious but disturbing.

196 days without ***: I ate a family size bag of hot Cheetos so something could tear my ass up

— Samahoe (@SamiMosley1) July 14, 2018

The disrespect, tho.

Day 13857 without *** https://t.co/MFD4lX7LnY

— HONEY COCAINE.ðº (@prettyflaca) July 15, 2018

If you know what I mean.

Day 71 without ***: my smart watch thinks I've jogged 3 miles today but I havent left the hosue

— Joey McGuire (@m_cGuire) July 13, 2018

Hopefully, no one heard that.

day 213 without ***: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered “you like that?”

— David Allen (@allen88_d) July 16, 2018

Stumbling into the weird category again.

day 187 without ***: i just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth

—  (@kmichelllle) July 14, 2018

Are they, tho?

Day 73 without ***: the voices in my head are starting to seduce me

— taylor ⢠(@Tayloradditonnn) July 8, 2018

Everyone just wants to be choked.

149 days without ***: I hit the blunt too hard on purpose to remember what it felt like to be choked

— anna banana (@iannamcdonald) July 15, 2018

Let's end on a philosophical note.

Day 0 without ***: life fucks me everyday

— Alton, The D Is Reserved (@Dalton_AFarrier) July 17, 2018

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