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20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Hangovers To Help You With Yours This Sunday Morning


Alcohol is weird. Sometimes it’s your best friend that makes you dance and have a good time but then it can easily turn into your worst enemy the next morning. There's no denying that alcohol has given us something to talk about, along with some hilarious drunk stories but when the night ends, comes the hangover. Raging headache, cotton mouth, nausea – these are just some things that make us promise to never drink again, but the whole cycle continues every weekend.

If you had an epic Saturday night, these tweets will speak to you on a personal level and maybe comfort you if you feel like dying because of your hangover.

1.

They should rename the "family size" bag of chips "hangover size."

β€” Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 4, 2015

2.

I've got a hangover so epic that George R.R. Martin has begun writing a series of novels about it.

β€” Kelly S. (@kelter1) April 11, 2015

3.

Don't be hungover on vacation. You won't have good stories.
"How was Puerto Rico?"
"The sun was too bright. Everyone talked too loud."

β€” Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 21, 2014

4.

When I wake up hungover with the trash binΒ  by my bed, I'm way too proud of myself for not throwing up.

β€” Sam Morril (@sammorril) September 12, 2015

5.

Just heard about a new hangover cure -- Not drinking the night before. Does this work?

β€” Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) June 21, 2012

6.

My Google search history is a lot of wild misspellings of "hangover cures".

β€” Alex Baze (@bazecraze) August 26, 2015

7.

I hate hangovers more than I hate kale and I hate kale alot. The worst would be having a hangover and being forced to eat kale. Just kill me

β€” Dan LaMorte (@DanLaMorte) August 28, 2015

8.

Can't tell if I'm hungover or if everyone in the universe is mad at me.

β€” Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 17, 2014

9.

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

β€” Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2014

10.

Tryna hide an obvious hangover from ya mom like pic.twitter.com/CncAywLrmf

β€” Scunt (@Annzzed) November 25, 2015

11.

This hangover's got more waves than feminism.

β€” Isabelle O'Carroll (@IsabelleOC) March 20, 2014

12.

This wine tastes like tomorrow's going to be awful.

β€” Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) June 19, 2015

13.

The way hangovers felt when I was 20 is how I feel all the time now.

β€” Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) July 26, 2015

14.

Hangover cure:
1. Build a time machine.
2. Find the parents of the friends u drank with and ruin their marriages before they can have kids.

β€” Trevor S (@trevso_electric) April 18, 2015

15.

Missed my stop because I was too busy sending crying emojis to people because I'm hungover.

β€” Joel Edwards (@joel_edwards2) November 19, 2015

16.

Hangover level: pic.twitter.com/TLeWOhqji2

β€” flama blanca (@_GL3_) November 8, 2015

17.

Hangover status: I can hear colours.

β€” Alice BevertonPalmer (@alice) November 28, 2015

18.

Whenever I'm hungover someone always says 'alcohol is poison'.Β  Yeah but it's a really weak poison that makes things more fun.

β€” mark normand (@marknorm) August 3, 2012

19.

When you wake up still drunk and you realise your hangover is coming pic.twitter.com/HEUA1IpT8v

β€” HarryPotterReactions (@PotterReacts) November 30, 2015

20.

when ur at work and realize u were obviously to hungover to function this morning... atleast my socks match right?... pic.twitter.com/RmUddFD8KP

β€” les gonzo (@lesg3687) August 19, 2015


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