With the invention of the numerous coronavirus vaccinations, the entire world is slowly trying to get back on its feet once again and return to the ‘normal life’ it had before the pandemic struck. 

This means that along with getting to go back to our offices, college classrooms and public libraries (yes, those things still exist), we shall once again have the opportunity to meet one of our more primal desires - getting laid. 

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Now, suppose you do overcome your inner shyness, get a date, spend some quality time with them and end up in their bedroom, you’ve got to take care of the fact that having *** can be risky business, especially right now, without necessary precautions. 

Here are 5 things to keep in mind if you’re getting laid in 2021:

1. Condom Vs Covid-19 

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According to research the coronavirus has been found in the semen of men who are either currently infected or have recovered. 

Having said that, it has not yet been confirmed whether the virus can be transmitted sexually. Nonetheless, it only gives us one more reason to put on a condom before getting laid other than risking unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. 

2. Say No To Oral-Anal *** 

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It has been confirmed that the coronavirus can be found in the faeces. 

Therefore, it might be a good idea to stay away from sexual activities that require putting the mouth on the butt or anus such as rimming, no matter how precautionary the two partners may be.

3. Avoid Kissing Strangers, Maybe? 

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Yes, almost all romantic movies talk about how the leading actors have always wished to kiss an absolute stranger standing in the balcony of some hotel room in a small French town. 

But guess what? All those movies were made in the pre-Covid-19 era and people weren’t as concerned about getting infected with a life-threatening virus.  

Kissing and exchange of saliva are leading causes of virus transmission and are best avoided, no matter how integral a part they may be of having ***.

4. *** Toys - Rinse, Use & Rinse Again 

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Trying to kick-start your *** life with a little bit of additional help from *** toys? Remember that they too can be a weapon of transmitting the infection, especially if there is a lot of ‘exchanging’ involved. 

To maximise safety make sure to thoroughly clean the equipment with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after its use.

5. Masturbation - Safest ***

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One of the positives of being in lockdown is that it has made all of us the conquerors of our own sexual needs (yes, even those of you who claim not to masturbate but are secretly fans of weird Japanese porn). 

Think of it this way, you can minimise the chances of contracting the virus if you’re having *** with yourself. Nope, it’s not weird. Also, desperate times.

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