Peacocks and how do peacocks mate seem to be the national news for our nation today. In case you were living under a rock this week, you’d know that Rajasthan High Court judge, Mahesh Chandra Sharma is supporting the agenda of naming cow as our national animal. However, if that was not enough, he had a bizarre, obnoxious theory about peacocks.

#WATCH Jaipur: Peahens and peacocks don't have ***, the peacock cries then peahen drinks those tears and gets pregnant-Justice M Sharma pic.twitter.com/Tph1lzNZqD

— ANI (@ANI_news) May 31, 2017

Peahens swallow the tears of a peacock and get pregnant. Why? Because he thinks so, and also because they are pious. So obviously this was worth a Twitter rant and that’s exactly what happened.

If Peacocks aren't into *** and run around collecting tears then where are all these Peacocks coming from ? pic.twitter.com/KmwVMZwYoW

— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) May 31, 2017

Someone compared peacocks to engineers. Ouch.

Peacocks never have ***. Who knew peacocks were Mechanical Engineers.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) May 31, 2017

Salman is also a virgin, remember?

Hmm.. pic.twitter.com/j7PKRtnqui

— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) May 31, 2017

Peacocks certainly have a unique way of protection.

Men carry condoms in their wallet in case of an emergency.
Peacocks carry: pic.twitter.com/CJvaaF9jby

— #DestroyTheAadhaar (@BoscoUnchained) May 31, 2017

Arijit is the voice of every peacock out there.

Finally judge Saheb has decoded this conversation.. #Peacock.. #Peahen #Jaipur #RjAlok pic.twitter.com/CyvcaOMgWe

— RJ ALOK (@OYERJALOK) May 31, 2017

Now we know why they dance in the rain!

Peacock: I love walking in the rain, because then nobody can see me having ***.

— आदर्श बालक (@khurafatijaat) May 31, 2017

Everyone hates tears, Pushpa.

What does the peacock say to the peahen when he is not in the mood? ``Pushpa, I hate tears" #RajasthanJudge #bramhacharipeacock

— T S Sudhir (@Iamtssudhir) May 31, 2017

As much baffled as we are with this, it only highlights the sad state of the pea-sized brain of the so called ‘judges’ in this country.