There is no escaping the fact. Kids these days are super smart, way more than what we were in our childhood. If someone was to pit a millennial child with the dumba*s kids we were, we would be slayed! Blame it on evolution; every generation will be smarter than the previous one. Blame it on the exposure by television, social media and pop culture, kids are kick ass today.

James Breakwell, a father of 4 daughters, is not having it any easy. He tweets about his family life, keeping up with his 4 daughters and how every day, they roast him and how! Being a father is not cakewalk. Check these repartees out!

This girl is gonna go far

4-year-old: Can I have candy?

Me: What did Mom say?

4: No.

Me: So why would I let you?

4: She's not the boss of you.

It’s a trap.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 25, 2017

I wouldn’t want to be her sister

Me: Don’t hit your sister with a lightsaber.

4-year-old: I didn't.

Me: I saw you.

4: Lightsabers don’t hit. They slice.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2017

Burn!

4-year-old: Why do I have to sit in a car seat?

Me: In case we crash.

4: Maybe you should drive better.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2017

This kid is never gonna get bullied

4-year-old: Why do you always lock the bathroom door?

Me: In case zombies attack

4: What about the rest of us?

Me: Find your own bathroom

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 17, 2017

We have a winner right here

4-year-old: I cleaned up the mess in my room like you asked

Me: There's still a ton of stuff on the floor

4: That's a new, different mess

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2017

Damn! Why did I not think of this when I was young!

4-year-old: Why can't I have soda with dinner?

Me: Too close to bedtime. It'll keep you awake.

4: So I can have it for breakfast?

Touché.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2017

Always

4-year-old: *hugs me for no reason*

Me: What did you break?

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2017

This kid is a philosopher

4-year-old: I'll have more time for toys when I grow up.

Me: Grown-ups work. We don't play with toys.

4: What about your phone?

Touché.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 12, 2017

I’m gonna use it the next time I spill coffee

Me: Who spilled water?!

2-year-old: The cup.

Me: Are you sure it wasn't the person holding the cup?

2: *points emphatically at the cup*

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 2, 2017

Always mom!

4-year-old: Dad! Dad! I made two cards!

Me: Who is this one for?

4: Mom.

Me: And this one?

4: Also Mom.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 4, 2017

Someone give this kid an award already

Me: *to a cashier* Happy New Year.

6-year-old: How do you know the New Year will be happy?

Me: I don't

6: So you're just lying to people?

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 2, 2017