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10 Women Share Their Worst First Date Stories On Twitter & There's A Lesson For Every Guy Here


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I can't think of a better deal for men than women openly voicing out what they like and don't like. 

It's almost like you don't have to try too hard to figure out why women are mysterious, as long as they're vocal and if I have to give any advice to you lot, it's just going to be about how you should already know what women want, by the virtue of how they express themselves often.

Don't get me yet? I stumbled upon this excellent compilation of 'women sharing their first date experiences' on Twitter and some of it is actually avoidable. It's only helpful for you because you're hearing it straight from the horse's mouth!

Women Reveal Their Worst 1st Dates: Men, Read This!© Pinterest

A Twitter handle by the name of 'A Tribe Called Breast' asked some ladies to share their first date experiences and the ladies didn't stop telling since!

Here, take a look and get some ideas, and the dos and don'ts in place!

Ladies: tell me your worst date.

— A Tribe Called Breast (@_ItsMissBre) 23 August 2018

A guy spent all of dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how after each break-up he had to move out of their place and move back home. Then he asked how big my apartment was. https://t.co/XgbDwzzHhO

— Danielle Sepulveres (@ellesep) 27 August 2018

Wow. Talk about a serial apartment inhabitant! Like seriously, why would you even bring up your ex girlfriends? That's one thing YOU should never do, unless of course she asks you point blank!

Took me to a dinner where he didn't make reservations, so we couldn't get a table. Go to a different place where he proceeds to drink too much. On the way home asks me to get out two stops before my actual station to watch him pee into the train tracks. https://t.co/nLQ5Ecg0Kr

— Natt à¸à¸²à¸£à¸¸à¸à¸£à¸±à¸à¸©à¸µà¸§à¸à¸¨à¹ (@nattgarun) 29 August 2018

Really, don't know what to say to this one except maybe plan your date better and don't drink like a thirsty goat on your first date? Why would you want to get drunk out of your mind instead of getting to know the woman you're on a  date with? Oh and don't make her watch you pee?

He picked me up on a Sunday morning. Thought we are going to have a breakfast date at a hotel. Ended up in the hotel's conference room where his church gathersð® Had to sit through a 2 hour church service ð¥ https://t.co/AL8br17vB2

— La Dolce Far Niente (@Onhwa86) 27 August 2018

Did I ever tell you about this one time I was on a date with a guy and he spent the whole evening trying to tell me about the goodness Christianity brings to people's lives, hoping I'd convert. He even tried to hand me some pamphlets. It was really weird. I mean what the fu** right? This one's exactly like that. Don't talk about religion on your first date. It really doesn't serve much of a purpose.

Women Reveal Their Worst 1st Dates: Men, Read This!© Pinterest

Over coffee, he told me he was married but that his wife was "flexible".

There was no second date. https://t.co/A20N8kGcl8

— Elizabeth (@historyinpearls) 29 August 2018

Uhh seriously? Don't pull this off. Ever.

He talked about himself nonstop and only asked me two questions: 1) Was Michael Jackson guilty and 2) What was the point of the Dewey Decimal System? Then he got an emergency text about a fire in the chemistry lab he was supervising and invited me to come. HARD PASS. https://t.co/V6LUzTKJZ1

— Danielle Dreger (@DanielleDregerB) 28 August 2018

Okay guys, another reason why you may never get a second date is because all you did in the first date was talk about yourself and made the evening all about you and then just asked her to go home with you. I mean, why would she? Balance it out and ask relevant questions.

Walked me to the bar, popped me down on a seat, said he was going for a shit, never came back. https://t.co/DC4aBoJbBH

— Quim Jong-un (@sheikyerbouti_) 28 August 2018

Ouch. What a shitty excuse.

Women Reveal Their Worst 1st Dates: Men, Read This!© Twitter

I showed up to meet a guy I'd only talked to online and the first thing out of his mouth was "You looked prettier in your pictures." Coincidentally it was also my shortest date. https://t.co/0vdA17mlnk

— holly. (@hollydiggity) 28 August 2018

Yeaahhh, for all the 'blind daters' and people who meet online and then plan a date offline- if you don't like what you see, then be polite about it.

He was a professional athlete who kept making sure I knew how impressive he was, and then told me in the car ON THE WAY to the restaurant, "There's a 90% chance I'm gonna sleep with you tonight." I guess he underestimated my 10% say in the matter. https://t.co/XlsKdTErvE

— Kristin Butz (@TheRuralGaucho) 29 August 2018

This is just bad date ethics. Absolutely bad! Don't overestimate anything, ever!

First Date: he took me home and we cooked/ate dinner with his mom and dad. https://t.co/jXBhnc2NOF

— Kara McDowell (@karajmcdowell) 28 August 2018

Umm, why would you have a family dinner with your first date? What kind of a hurry are you in?

Watched The Dark Knight in his room and he kept pausing it to check that I understood what was going on. Also lent me Sophie's Choice so that I would understand his degree better (he did philosophy) https://t.co/Zam06DkSGR

— fre shavoc a do (@charlotteearney) 28 August 2018

I literally have no words except, don't underestimate the woman you're with, ever!

Women Reveal Their Worst 1st Dates: Men, Read This!© Thinkstock

And here's 'Just Some Guy', acknowledging how 'wild' these stories are!

the stories you all are sharing about worst dates are mad wild

— just some guy (@b_eternal757) 23 August 2018

But seriously, if you're ever out on a first date with a woman, just be yourself, don't get too drunk or rude and underestimate her! Don't get ahead of yourself and certainly don't eat with your mouth open and always listen to the ladies!

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