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Apple Announced Three New iPhones With Old Features & The Internet Can't Afford Any Of Them


Every year the same joke comes back, with a few modifications of course, when Apple releases any new product and this time obviously wasn't any different. In case you have been living under a rock, Apple has released three new iPhones – iPhone Xs, iPhone Xs Max, and iPhone Xr.

From so much confusion about the pronunciation of the names to making our favourite kidney jokes, people on Twitter did not disappoint. Since almost all of us can't afford to upgrade every time there's a new model, we can just upgrade our jokes and make everyone laugh and all of us can unite in being poor by Apple's standards.

Coming back to the pronunciation, honestly is it “excess” or “tennis”? I don't think any of the options is the better one, tbh.

So much confusion.

Customer: I would like to buy an iPhone tens max.
Max: How many iPhones tens do you want?
C: No, I want a ten s max.
Max: We don't sell tennis equipment here, you'll need to go to the Sports Authority.
C: No, I don't want tennis I want a TEN S MAX!
Max: Third base.

— Michael Moore (@Kiey) September 12, 2018

It's a match to see who can actually afford it.

The new iPhone tennis match

— jennananahhh (@thebadjenn) September 12, 2018

It is, tho.

this iPhone Tennis thing sounds like a racket

— Sebastiaan de With (@sdw) September 12, 2018

That's a good joke.

Forget about iPhone Tennis - if the new iPhone came with a stylus it would have been called iPhone PenS.#AppleEvent

— Ivica MilariÄ (@filmzadanas) September 12, 2018

All of our feelings about the price.

Fixed it. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/6Y1cHkcrzY

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 12, 2018

Kidney jokes are back!

A dual sim iPhone wohaaaaa!!!!

I do have a spare sim but I don't have a spare kidney ð #AppleEvent

— Prerna (@miss_cherished) September 13, 2018

They should've used this graph only.

Haters will say iPhone is getting costly. pic.twitter.com/oCibXVPWVw

— Ivan Mehta (@IndianIdle) September 12, 2018

Bohot slow hai.

Tim cook: iPhone now has dual sim feature

Samsung: Tim tera sabun slow hai kya? #AppleEvent

— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) September 12, 2018

This iconic scene tho, I mean iConic.

Android be like : Launch wo kar rahein hain par features humaare hain.#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/v24iRk4tst

— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) September 12, 2018

All Apple fanboys right now.

IPhone fans right now #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/nuQgOyaMWt

— Mask ishan (@Mr_LoLwa) September 12, 2018

Not the same, tho.

Reality check. #AppleEvent #iphoneXs pic.twitter.com/tC6wBYFqAc

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) September 12, 2018

Gaffar is always first.

Tim cook when he came to know that new iPhone is already launched in Gaffar Market, Karol bagh #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/N0cep3l6KF

— Faad Dunga BC (@naalaYUCK) September 12, 2018

SOMEONE FIX THE DAMN CABLE.

Me: Please make durable charging cables
Apple: Here take a phone similar to the last one
Me: But cable
Apple: Okay take a new watch too
Me: what about the cable tho
Apple: #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/GxZk0rYdLA

— ⪠Veer ⪠(@ClawedHumor) September 13, 2018

They're using Internet Explorer.

We're all living in 2018 while
Apple is living in 2012 #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/hJnyfbGgbK

— 9GAG (@9GAG) September 13, 2018

The only constant feature.

iPhone's best feature is that I still cannot afford it. #AppleEvent

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 12, 2018

Apple just released the dual sim to stop all the jokes.

Samsung fans watching #AppleEvent and realising they can't even taunt you about dual sim anymore. pic.twitter.com/Ka2nksuv15

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 12, 2018

It's honestly like never before

View this post on Instagram

"Never like before" - Every year

A post shared by All India Bakchod (@allindiabakchod) on Sep 12, 2018 at 11:44am PDT

Again, FIX THE DAMN CABLE.

Presenter: “New iPhone has a strong glass that doesn't break easily”

Charging cable: “ROFL”#AppleEvent

— GRV (@MildlyClassic) September 12, 2018

 

 

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This is meme is so versatile.

Me after every #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/IE3oW5k3sL

— Rahul Sharma (@badmanrahul) September 13, 2018

Apple, please listen to us.

The only upgrade I care about. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/lqOOlNnanF

— ternak oppa (@desnoviaasr) September 12, 2018

Just Indian things.

#AppleEvent
foreigners : what's the price of bew iPhone?
indians : purane iphone ke rate gire kya?

— Dr. Gill (@ikpsgill1) September 12, 2018

Stay hydrated, fam.

Remind a friend to drink water. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/oYZDYoNrXq

— East India Comedy (@EastIndiaComedy) September 13, 2018

Nahi dekha jaa raha.

Me and my broke friends checking the price of the new iPhone. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/88a1yUyeDm

— Bade Chote (@badechote) September 12, 2018

Oops.

Me : #iPhoneXs chahiye bday pe.

Dad : theek hai

*After seeing Price*

Dad : pic.twitter.com/PKnyLzn8Dw

— Tweeterað¦ (@DoctorrSays) September 12, 2018

Quick, do it!

Apple watch Series 4 can detect a fall? ð±

Someone make the rupee wear it! #AppleEvent

— ð¨ (@pranavsapra) September 12, 2018

Exactly how it happened.

Apple user learning to manage dual sim from samsung users. #AppleEvents pic.twitter.com/Tg6J7AntAa

— Shash (@pokershash) September 13, 2018

Sunny leone

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