With Home Minister Amit Shah and PM Narendra Modi creating much confusion over how the Citizenship Amendment Act and National Register of Citizens are actually linked, or not linked as they claim, an old video of Amit Shah has become very relevant and popular now.

This video from April clearly shows Amit Shah showing how the government will first implement CAB and then the NRC, even though now the government is claiming those two are not related after people all over the country started protesting against it.

Great video, for sure. People had two big takeaways from this - first, why don't Amit Shah and PM Modi actually talk to each other and get their stories straight, and the second, making Amit Shah saying aap chronology samajhiye into a meme, the latter of which is definitely the best way to end this year and decade.

While people are not busy exercising their democratic right to dissent, they're making hilarious memes involving Amit Shah.

Brown parents explaining to their kids ke arranged marriage mein Shaadi pehle Hoti hai, pyaar Apne aap ho jaata hai baad mein. pic.twitter.com/icxjCOYtTj

— Fake Peralta (Rohit Shah) (@rohshah07) December 25, 2019

Lots of Star Wars jokes.

Me - I want to watch Star Wars. From which movie should I start?

Nerd friend: pic.twitter.com/kft97UJSBr

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) December 24, 2019

The order.

A New Hope (1977)
Rogue One (2016)
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Phantom Menace (1999)
Attack of the Clones (2002)
Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Solo (2018)
Return of the Jedi (1983)
The Mandalorian (2019)
The Force Awakens (2015)
The Last Jedi (2017)
The Rise of Skywalker (2019) pic.twitter.com/Hjvp0CnnTu

— Namaah Against CAA-NRC (@thehappyn00dle) December 26, 2019

And I oops.

Aap chronology samajhiye

Pehle Kashmir barbaad hoga.
Phir Assam ko jalayenge.
Phir Uttar Pradesh mein tabahi machaenge.
Phir pure desh mein aag lagayenge.

— Taglia Penne Pasta (@ShitSaniyaSays) December 26, 2019

Good joke.

First March ko nazar milaayi,
Chaar April ko mai milne aayi,
Ikees May ko tumne chua tha,
Che June mujhe kuch hua tha. pic.twitter.com/bCULmCnsrv

— Guru Dutt Ki Naani/ Thumri Talaiya (@maiQHuun) December 25, 2019

Theek.

Aap chronology samajhiye.

Pehle aap protest karenge
Phir woh aapko peetenge
Phir woh aapka Ghar todenge
Aur phir woh aap pe case karenge

Theek?

— Sania Ahmad (@SaniaAhmad1111) December 25, 2019

More Star Wars.

Pehle episode chaar fir paanch fir ek, do, clone wars, teen, fir 6, saath, aanth pic.twitter.com/rs9E3TrnDc

— anubhav (@psemophile) December 25, 2019

This is painful.

12th standard student: How to become a CA?

CA:

Pehle CPT exam aayega
Fir IPCC exam aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir CA final ka exam aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir attempt aayega
Fir naseeb raha to pass ho jaayega pic.twitter.com/Zw6AkwyVuE

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) December 25, 2019

I wonder who this is about.

Aap chronology samajhiye-

Pehle fakeer 10 lakh ka suit jhole me bharega

Phir 1.5 lakh ka chashma

Aur uske baad jhola utha k chal dega.

— Knight Watchman (@knightwatchman_) December 26, 2019

Yep.

A friend opens a pack of Maggi. First puts 2 cups of water to boil. Then Empties the tastemaker sachet into it. Stirs it well. Put the noodles into the sauce-pan, waits for it to boil.

Me a Maggi making expert: pic.twitter.com/dLflFG2QGL

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) December 27, 2019

Oh no, it's an odd day.

Amit Shah on odd days: Don't link CAB to NRC: https://t.co/syOWzRnpGl

Amit Shah on even days: aap chronology samajh lijiye. Pehle CAB phir NRC: pic.twitter.com/YnT7kvLpHw

— Shivam Vij (@DilliDurAst) December 12, 2019

Hmm.

AAP CHRONOLOGY SAMAJHIYE

First, there will be a solar eclipse & I will watch it with my $1,995 Maybach luxury sunglasses

Second, there will be a huge outrage by Urban Naxals

Finally, will auction my glasses which my crony from Gujarat will buy

Hum Toh Fakir Aadmi hai Jhola.. pic.twitter.com/zavOBeahKI

— Srivatsa (@srivatsayb) December 26, 2019

When two memes meet.

aap chronology samajhiye https://t.co/4kgP1nApGk

— Waquas Ahmed (@wqsamd) December 26, 2019

Then we will....

Aap chronology samajhiye
First we will crash the economy. Then we will set up concentration camps. Then we will make laws to legalise apartheid. Then we will set the country on fire using religion. Then we will...

— Tony Joseph (@tjoseph0010) December 26, 2019

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