It happens to people. It has even happened to you. But you probably haven't ever blown it out of proportion. Loosies, poop rivers or whatever the hell you wanna call them, happen to one and all. But for Demit Strato, a New York resident and frequenter of Starbucks, things really turned nasty on that fateful day. On his recent visit to a nearby Starbucks, Mr. Strato requested a Venti Iced Coffee, to be prepared with soy milk. But little did he know—he received one that was blended with regular milk instead. But before he figured it out, it was too late. He was already in his washroom, using kilometres of toilet paper...

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He posted his ordeal on Starbucks' official Facebook page and it made for something that'll leave you in splits...

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Our prayers are with you, Demit. May the river stop flowing.