It's Monday and God save anyone who tries to vex me or try to push my wrong buttons.

Anyway, I'm sure it's not only me who feels this way, right? I mean Monday is pure evil. After two long, glorious days of fun and friends, having to just get back to work (or in some of your cases, studies *ugh*) is nothing short of cruelty, and that is bound to come out as whiplash.

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Now since we all can't turn into The Undertaker and walk around giving chokeslams to every annoying twit who comes our way, I have another alternative. Epic. Savage. Comebacks.

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That's right my friends. Never underestimate the power of your tongue as it can produce some powerful venom to cut down your foes.

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So here are some of the choicest one-liners I could find from our wonderful TV heroes. Here is hoping this will help you in getting by this awful day.

1. “Some Silence Right Now Would Be Marvellous” – Sherlock Holmes

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You will ALWAYS find than one person who just won't shut up. Problem is that they are super nice and you dont' wanna come off as an a**hole. That is when this divine sentence comes to our aid.

2. “Dear God, What Is It Like In Your Funny Little Brains? It Must Be So Boring” – Sherlock Holmes

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Oh this is one of my personal favourites. It is like poetry. 

3. “EVERYBODY SHUT UP” – Sherlock Holmes

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You just have to tell it straight sometimes, because that's how thick-skinned people can be. 

4. “Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of How Awesome I Am” – Harvey Specter

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You don't need to listen to the crap people throw at you, especially on a flipping Monday. Hit it back with this flawless statement. 

5. “I Refuse To Answer That, On The Grounds That I Don't Want To”- Harvey Specter

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There is no rule in the world saying you have answer every stupid question thrown at you. Now you can either say a simple no, or just shut them down with this.

6. It Must Be Humbling To Suck On So Many Levels-  Sheldon Cooper

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This will make them running towards the nearest pot of aloe vera to soothe that burn!

7. “Your Opinion Is Inaccurate And Unwanted”- Sheldon Cooper

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Sometimes people don't even know the nonsense coming out of their mouths, which is when you provide them with this wonderful public service message. 

8. “If You Don't Mind, I'd Like To Stop Listening To You Now”- Sheldon Cooper

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Lol. I'd like to see someone continue with their boring-ass droning about the wonderful romantic getaway he had, after this epic shutdown. 

9. “What Would Really Help Me Through This Time Is Choking Someone. Can I Choke You?”- Chandler Bing

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There is no harm in politely asking someone if you can kill them if they refuse to stop annoying you. Right?

10. “I Just Realised I Can Sleep With My Eyes Open”- Chandler Bing

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When they have bored you out of your brains, talking about something that you don't even care.