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People Are Listing Reasons Why They're Single & It Will Make You Feel Less Lonely This Valentine's Day


Are you sad that you don't have anyone this Valentine's Day? Take your revenge on the couples of the world by being sad the whole year! That is a perfectly healthy and a good coping mechanism. 

People Are Listing Reasons Why They're Single On Twitter

But, at least misery likes company and even though we're alone, we're not alone in the loneliness. People on Twitter have united to be alone together and have started listing out reasons they're single, and they range from sad to hilarious. 

People Are Listing Reasons Why They're Single On Twitter

Also, there were some people just basically praising themselves and listing out the good things about themselves, wondering why they're single. Even though that's a little cringey, but hey it's a smart move and how funny it would be if someone found their future significant other through the hashtag 'why I'm single'. 

But for now, let's look at all the relatable reasons. 

1. What a missed opportunity.

One time a cute guy asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said yes because I didn't hear the question #WhyImSingle

— Payton (@capricexsun) February 8, 2018

2. Aren't we all?

Too fine for the ugly, too ugly for the fine. #WhyImSingle

— law⨠(@shayebutt3r) February 8, 2018

3. Too busy. 

Me: I want a bf.

Guy: Hey are you free this weekend?

Me, in bed by 8 PM with a book:
I'm SO busy!#WhyImSingle

— Rachel Crowder (@RachelKayTutor) February 8, 2018

4. Too relatable. 

Dogs are better than people. #WhyImSingle

— Relatable Republican (@RelatableRepub) February 8, 2018

5. Same. 

I laugh at my own jokes before I finish the joke#WhyImSingle

— Justin Kenta Welch (@JustinKWelch) February 8, 2018

6. Maybe try the new Doritos, just for women. 

I eat Doritos too loudly.  #WhyImSingle

— Charlotte Clymerð³ï¸ð (@cmclymer) February 8, 2018

7. Okay, yes this person deserves to be single. 

I eat KitKat this way #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/IP2K9oW0k7

— GreatLegaspi (@GreatLegaspi) February 8, 2018

8. This person too. 

-are you single
-no, i'm album#WhyImSingle for making jokes like these

— Ù (@laughkpop) February 8, 2018

9. A choice is a choice.

Im single by choice. Not my choice. But it's still a choice. #WhyImSingle

— PeepoPeepoâ (@NotRickPhang) February 8, 2018

10. Finally, an explanation. 

#WhyImSingle I'm single because I didn't repost that cursed image in 2012

— Paige Devereaux (@Paigeedevereaux) February 8, 2018

11. Me too, man me too. 

#WhyImSingle Because I grew up and turned into Squidward lol pic.twitter.com/WqO5S6QfiA

— Hank Jr (@HankB1993) February 8, 2018

12. No one can outdo my self-destructive ways. 

#WhyImSingle because I'm ruining my life more than anyone could

— Christian Freyre (@CrFreyre) February 8, 2018

13. Tinder also jumped in. 

Because I'm having too much fun on Tinder #WhyImSingle

— Tinder (@Tinder) February 8, 2018

14. But, that's a good hobby. 

Strange hobbies #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/WWVTVuFx9a

— Andrew Goldman (@AndrewGoldman_I) February 8, 2018

15. Exactly 

Unrealistic expectations. ð#WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/EF1ZOF7z6x

— LillyZ (@zee_lilly) February 7, 2018

16. Umm

#WhyImSingle
Me: I want a boyfriend

Boy: Hey, let's date

Me: pic.twitter.com/spvcJkJpn8

— Mâ¡ (@ShadesOfTaylena) February 8, 2018

17. No sharing whatsoever

I dont like to share my food. #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/tcTXEcwwAI

— Andrew Martinez (@AJamesMartini) February 8, 2018

Oops

Me reading #WhyImSingle tweets: nice to see so many single people still out there.

Also me: this is the pool i have to choose from?

— Megan Toth (@TothsTweets) February 8, 2018

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

 

People Are Listing Reasons Why They're Single On Twitter

 

 

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