*** should be umm…’Easy’—just like the Netflix show, featuring nudist and Justin Bieber’s arch enemy, Orlando Bloom. But life is anything but a beautifully lit and strategically art-directed Netflix show. And ***—as a millennial, and as a 20-something testosterone-filled heterosexual man—is hard (pun intended). We are not promising to make it better. We are, however, trying to teach you by example, or through mistakes committed by your fellow brothers—on how to ask those really difficult questions, especially when it comes to ***. Think weird instruments, double-penetration and teabagging (?!) and what not. Excited? Scared? Perplexed? Yeah, we get it. To break this down, we got 13 boys to weigh on this rather hot topic…

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1. “Can I take off the condom now?” - Ajay, 27

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Do it only if you’re immune to STDs or a lecture next morning on how to be a responsible citizen. 

2. “Hey, quick question: Can I cum on your face?” - Mayank, 26 

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This is a tricky one. We would usually recommend you to skip this lane and move onto greener pastures, but if you’re really feeling the fantasy and can handle the pounding she’ll give you next morning—feel free to move at a glacial pace! 

3. “I’m always scared to ask her about titty ****!” - Anuj, 28

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(Verb) To thrust the ***** between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

4. “(Immediately after I finish) Can I put it back again?” - Shawn, 27 

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This can either earn you accolades (for your stamina and excitement) or a death-stare. 

5. “Baby, can we finally try Anal?” - Amit, 26 

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After years of experience, the answer to this is almost...always, NO! 

6. “So, I was reading this really interesting article about teabagging and thought it would be a great idea…” - Joe, 27

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If you have an adventurous partner and she is freaky in bed, she’ll go for it. After all, this is just another way to describe a blowjob. Well, not really, but worth the shot! 

7. “Do you want to rim me?” - Sumit, 27

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Fact: Most men think women are lazy in bed. So, your partner has to really love your holes to commit to this. Also, be a gentleman and return the favour. 

8. “Did you just cum, because I can definitely go on!” - Akhilesh, 29

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Self-explanatory. 

9. “When I try to choke her and it doesn’t go as planned…” - Sahil, 26

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Maybe it’s time to stop watching pirated versions of '50 Shades Of Grey'. 

10. “Can I pee all over you?” - Sahej, 25

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This will seriously affect your *** life, but hey who are we to stop you?!