Did you know all it took was marijuana to 'find inner peace' and 'be friends with everyone'? Nope, me neither, but if the police is saying so, it must be true. 

Basically, Delhi Police released a Press Release about arresting two people who were trying to import marijuana from the US. Pretty standard, right? Yep, but the statement in itself is so funny that it is doing the exact opposite of what was intended. It straight up sounds like a guide to smoking good pot and is like a menu card of the different variety of weed. 

In a press release, @DelhiPolice have shared names of imported ganja and their effects.
Contagious laugh, seeking inner peace, always there for you are some of the effects.
:P pic.twitter.com/ocHYvyEHjj

— Hemani Bhandari (@HemaniBhandari) December 31, 2018

A very detailed (but riddled with typos) Delhi Police news release about a seizure of marijuana said to have been imported from the US. https://t.co/bWXwRS4Hk4 pic.twitter.com/aBlhwOlTnl

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) January 1, 2019

“The user of cannabis is also known as stoner.” - a line which is a part of an official police document. You can't make this stuff up. 

© Twitter

Now comes the menu card. Police were very thorough with their investigation of this weed. In fact, they found out what each type of cannabis does. I wonder how they got such detailed information. 

So anyway, if you just want to laugh, you should just try 'bubba kush', but if you're looking for a deeper meaning in life and want inner peace, 'pineapple express' is the way to go!

'Alien OG' will make you laugh at your own jokes, while 'jack herer' is there to help you make friends. Even I'm confused by the last two; is it saying 'grandaddy purr' (great name, btw) will always be there for us? And, what does intimidating hot even mean?

Instead of making people not smoke, this would just make anyone curious. I mean, who doesn't want inner peace? 

This obviously got people on Twitter talking and here's what everyone said. 

Asking the important question.

What happens if you take Baba Kush with Alien OG?

— Jayasankar (@jayasankar) January 1, 2019

Or.

Is the Delhi police trying to warn people abt dangers of ganja or...ðððð

— Ajay Singh (@Huskarl1986) January 1, 2019

This menu card is incomplete.

Do they also tell you where to get them and how much it costs?

— EVMs Down Down !! (@Indo99P) January 1, 2019

Someone please tell me what it means.

Where do you get the "Intimidating hot" stuff? Asking for a friend.

— Ankit Sharma (@ankit_sharmank) January 1, 2019

Looks like it.

Looks like they composed the press release after tasting all that Ganja.

— శరతౠà°à°à°¦à±à°° à°°à±à°¤à± (@SaratRouthu) January 1, 2019

Just laughing.

[laughs at own joke] pic.twitter.com/eGqCgIRAxp

— yesthatkarim (@yesthatkarim) January 1, 2019