Achhe din are finally here, people. The Bombay High Court is more than compensating for all grievances we’ve had with law and order in this country for decades and rules are finally starting to make sense. Here are some priceless orders and regulations by a parody Facebook page called Bombay High Court we hereby pledge to abide by.

Hmm k.

Look Ma, I’m going to be a Padma Bhushan awardee soon.

Get your Netflix subscription ready!

A big salute for this big social change.

Ma, are you listening?

High time this happened.

Justice prevails!

I’m finally going to have a real job!

This should be a real thing, not even kidding.

The nation has to know.

Issued in public interest.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear ghagras.

Most important of all.

We all know that one friend.

Can’t believe it took India 67 years to get here.

SO MANY I’d like tested for this.

Ugg, not even kidding.

This’d be the most prestigious award ever.

Okay that explains it all.

Individuals who do not write CA, Dr or Er as a prefix in their name on Facebook shall be stripped off their respective degrees.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 16, 2017 God bless those souls.

Students who explain the whole subject to their friends just one night before the exam shall be given Dronacharya Award.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 4, 2017 Fair enough.

People found using dog filter on Snapchat will be made to eat Pedigree for the rest of their lives.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 8, 2017 George R.R. Martin on the judge's chair, I'm guessing.

People who haven't watched a single Game of Thrones episode will be made to join The Unsullied.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 6, 2017 Those MOFOs!

People who always crib "Yaar kuch nahi hua padh ke" but score top marks in every goddamn exam shall be hanged.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 5, 2017 Tell your BFF he's in some serious danger.

Singles trying to give relationship advice will be hanged.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 5, 2017 A legit warning.

Girls who make duck faces while clicking selfies will be released in their natural habitat i.e. Arabian Sea.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 4, 2017 The only way to do it, if you ask me.

Exam scores will now be displayed on Tinder profiles of all boys to improve literacy rate in Mumbai.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) January 3, 2017

Never loved my country more!